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Locked Together
- By: Sarah Millican, Jason Manford, Dawn French, and others
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At this extraordinary national moment, with the country in lockdown, Audible teams up with some of our country's biggest stars, as they invite you in to their own homes for some uplifting chat.
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Most of these were totally boring!
- By mollyeyre on 18-04-20
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Pie-Eyed
- Space and Stuff
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Madeline Ogburn
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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The locals of The Bull’s Head meet an odd salesman after hours. The future of the entire planet hangs in the balance. Everything depends on them and their ever-dwindling grasp on sobriety.
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Funny story. Shame about narration
- By louuol2004 on 03-10-22
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Pie-Eyed
- Space and Stuff
- Narrated by: Madeline Ogburn
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 28-04-21
- Language: English
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Our Fathers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Justin Mills
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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Bishop's Point is about to face its biggest crisis since the distempered badgers attacked. Father O'Riley and Father O'Malley are all that stand in the devil's way. The forces of Hell descend upon the sleepy Irish town en masse, but they were not expecting the good fathers to lead a rebellion against them.
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Brilliant just brilliant
- By Fred Jones on 08-02-22
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Our Fathers
- Narrated by: Justin Mills
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 5
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 04-02-22
- Language: English
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Da' Resistance
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Well, that was sudden! Shamus turns on the television to discover that the planet has been invaded. Drew, Sabastian, and Mary, along with Shamus and an alien visitor, Teak, are all that survived the swift apocalypse.
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Laugh out loud listen
- By Vicky G. on 04-03-24
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Da' Resistance
- Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown
- Series: Da' Resistance, Book 1
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 26-07-23
- Language: English
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Spice, Zombie, Apocalypse
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Matt Taylor
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
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Oddly, it turned out the only people who could survive a zombie apocalypse are spice zombies. A squad of spice zombies must use their immunity to the pandemic that's turning everyone into real zombies to save the last of humanity. Will the lowest of society forgive the way they have been treated to save the people who look down on them, or will they just get smashed on the free drugs and booze?
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Spectacular
- By Daniel Lawson on 30-08-23
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Spice, Zombie, Apocalypse
- Narrated by: Matt Taylor
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 24-06-21
- Language: English
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One-Eyed Cy and the Army of the Toad People
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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The seas belong to Cy and his crew. Since they left Olympus Island everything has been just peachy. Their blissful existence upon the waves was not to last. Poseidon, sore from being banished from Olympus Island, thirsts for revenge. Finding the unbeatable Toad-man army, Poseidon sets in motion plans for his vengeance against Cy and his crew. Buckles getting swashed, magic, fantasy, and other cool stuff awaits you in the tale of when One-Eyed Cy fought the Toad-Man army.
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Bizarre
- By Shani on 25-12-23
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One-Eyed Cy and the Army of the Toad People
- Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown
- Series: One-Eyed Cy, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 03-12-23
- Language: English
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A Zombie Bit Myffanie
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs
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Dear God a zombie bit Myffaine! All merry hell breaks loose and life as we know it is in danger of being snuffed out from the planet on what is otherwise not too bad of a Tuesday. Barry and Myffanie have to negotiate a Zombie apocalypse in an effort to save the market value of the house they bought in Ptthwit five years ago. An accident in a nearby cosmetics laboratory has unleashed a zombie horde onto the village, one that may take over the entire planet if they don't stop it, or worse completely wipe out the extra value Barry's Garage extension put onto their property.
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So funny
- By Lee on 02-01-22
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A Zombie Bit Myffanie
- Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 13
- Length: 5 hrs
- Release date: 15-09-21
- Language: English
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Karen
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Skye Alley
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
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For a millennia, they sat waiting, traveling through the dark, empty, cold vacuum of space, plotting our demise. Every continuity was planned in detail. They were ready to wipe out our armies, crush any resistance, and sweep aside any warriors. Mankind’s fate was sealed. It was only ever just a matter of time. What they had not planned for - what they are not ready for - is Karen! Any likeness between Karen and any real persons alive or dead is purely inevitable.
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Epic Story
- By Daniel Lawson on 30-08-23
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Karen
- Narrated by: Skye Alley
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 6
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 04-03-21
- Language: English
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Goblin Queen
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
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This queen was never a princess. Rejected as a child, Rangalan found family, friends and a home with the goblin folk of the mountains. Now hunted by the man who first rejected her, Rangalan's father, King Longhorn, there's nothing Rangalan will not do to protect her friends. That all sounds very serious. It's not. It’s actually all rather silly, utter nonsense if you ask me. Listen to it if you must, but don’t say I did not warn you.
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Excellent Book
- By Daniel Lawson on 31-08-23
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Goblin Queen
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 7
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 09-12-21
- Language: English
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Noobs
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Matthew Fearnley
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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If you think life is a game, wait until you play death! Chris and Steve were quite happy sitting in their rooms playing online games until events in a kabab shop changed everything and reset all of the rules. A deal with the Grim Reaper could give them both a second chance at life if they can play the game of their lives inside some of the games they have only ever seen through a screen, until now. Luckily, they are not alone; friends they had not met, or maybe they had, help the new guys - the Noobs!
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Hilarious
- By Sonia on 10-08-23
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Noobs
- Narrated by: Matthew Fearnley
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 12
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 06-08-21
- Language: English
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The Documented Doings of Rick Toenail Space Sheriff and Princess Power
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: James Lawrence
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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The birth of the legend! War is brewing and the galaxy's only space sheriff and his robot companion will not be enough to contain it. An awesome hero saving the day with dumb luck and unlikely coincidences can only get you so far. But when epic battles loom, epic friends are required.
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Incredible
- By Daniel Lawson on 26-08-23
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The Documented Doings of Rick Toenail Space Sheriff and Princess Power
- Narrated by: James Lawrence
- Series: Space and Stuff, Book 4
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 23-09-21
- Language: English
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Witchetty-Woo
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Geoffrey Boyes
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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Bruce thinks he is helping mankind and playing his part in saving the planet when he develops his serum for speeding up the development of lab-grown cultured meat. What Bruce has actually done is send us to the bottom of the food chain. Well, not all the way to the bottom. We are still above ducks. Nobody gets eaten by a duck.
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A brilliant out back adventure
- By Nick on 01-10-22
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Witchetty-Woo
- Narrated by: Geoffrey Boyes
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 17
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 20-09-22
- Language: English
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Galactic Wars Administration
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Rodrigo Pool
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
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The force is on a break! One of the greatest sci-fi stories ever told has been told by the heroes, it’s been told by the villains, but it has never been told by the people who were there but did not really care, because they just worked there, until now!
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Brilliant
- By Dave & Linda on 12-02-24
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Galactic Wars Administration
- Narrated by: Rodrigo Pool
- Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 29-10-21
- Language: English
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Khaos Has Come
- Apocalypse Blockers, Book 24
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Caely Pennington
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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There was always one point, one moment in all of reality where everything that was will fight for everything that might be. It’s this point. Well, several points, but all happening at the same time, but not the same time. It’s super complicated. Some question whether it really happened at all, or will happen.
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Another banger from Carr
- By Nick on 21-08-23
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Khaos Has Come
- Apocalypse Blockers, Book 24
- Narrated by: Caely Pennington
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 20
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 25-04-23
- Language: English
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Respect to the Man in the Ice Cream Van
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
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Everything was better in the '90s unless it was being attacked by ghost witches. If it was being attacked by ghost witches then it was not that great; although it happened at a great time and in an awesome setting.
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Waay too sweary for me
- By Boojum on 17-07-22
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Respect to the Man in the Ice Cream Van
- Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 15
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 25-03-22
- Language: English
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Our Fathers Who Art in Lapland
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Steve Connor
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
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We are back with all this business, so we are. You would think the church would be more careful with them doomsday books after what happened at Bishops Point, but it’s happened again, so it has. This time things are very grim. Santa himself and his whole operation up there in Lapland have been taken over by the Dark Lord.
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What a Book
- By Daniel Lawson on 31-08-23
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Our Fathers Who Art in Lapland
- Narrated by: Steve Connor
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 8
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 30-12-22
- Language: English
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The Super Nice Monster Squad
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Tim Alexander
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Dracula looks on in horror at the monster's duck pouting on Instagram: teen vampires glistening in the sun with fabulous hair, werewolves with hipster beards.... He decides enough is enough. He will salvage the monster image with the monsters of old, and remind the world that they are so much more than fantasy objects for teenage girls.
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Incredible
- By Daniel Lawson on 30-08-23
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The Super Nice Monster Squad
- Narrated by: Tim Alexander
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 12-08-21
- Language: English
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KarBoben
- Apocalypse Blockers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Christopher Adams
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
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Real love knows no realities. The multiverse's first power couple were once a lonely queen and a king who had lost his kingdom. This is the story of how a multiverse in Khaos brought them together.
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Spectacular Story
- By Daniel Lawson on 31-08-23
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KarBoben
- Apocalypse Blockers
- Narrated by: Christopher Adams
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 16
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 05-07-22
- Language: English
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Virtually Gone
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
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Since mankind first climbed down from the trees, we have looked out to the stars. We looked outward, wondering what secrets to our existence are out there. Professor John Spanks is about to discover the biggest secret the universe has. John has his world turned upside down when he discovers that all this time, we were looking the wrong way!
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Nano-verse reality.
- By Ostfeld on 28-01-24
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Virtually Gone
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 14
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 29-03-22
- Language: English
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A Rocket to the Blasted Moon!
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Amadeus
- Length: 3 hrs
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It's a time of great discovery and adventure. William desperately tries to cement his legacy into this revolution of industry with little success until he is gifted some designs for a space rocket. William and his manservant, Mumbandi, build the rocket, keen to prove all of his peers wrong and be the first to travel to the stars.
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Brilliant
- By Daniel Lawson on 30-08-23
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A Rocket to the Blasted Moon!
- Narrated by: Amadeus
- Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 9
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 18-05-21
- Language: English
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