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Our Fathers Who Art in Lapland

By: Simon Carr
Narrated by: Steve Connor
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We are back with all this business, so we are. You would think the church would be more careful with them doomsday books after what happened at Bishops Point, but it’s happened again, so it has. This time things are very grim. Santa himself and his whole operation up there in Lapland have been taken over by the Dark Lord. Once again, Father O’Riley and Father O’Malley are all that stand in the way of our total annihilation—well, the good fathers along with Jed, Ron, and the plucky Mr. Whan, as well as some new friends: the ugly snowmen and some army fellows and young priests that the Vatican sends to help for some reason, though none of them can bless straight to save their lives. The Beast himself has some new friends too: Siren Head and Krampus. So that’s nice for him anyway.

Find out what transpires this time as it might all end horribly. Although, it’s very rare that that happens. Sure there was that Blare Witch thing, but that was a long time ago now, so it was.

©2021 Simon Carr (P)2022 Simon Carr Literature & Fiction Winter Christmas Comedy

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Another offering from Simon Carr to test out your chuckle muscles. Old friends and some new come together in this festive feast of laughs. A great listen to brighten up these dreary January days. Steve Connors narration is great too making this a most enjoyable experience. Highly recommended and well worth it's 5 stars. *****
I was kindly given a copy of the book by the narrator and leave this honest and voluntary review.

Hilarious

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Another masterclass from Simon Carr. Great characters and another wacky plot from the man whose material is not safe to read on public transport.

Really Funny

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This book once an incredible listen from start to finish. The narrator did an amazing job and Author has wrote some amazing Stories. Really enjoyed it

What a Book

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As always you get a really good story from Simon worth listening a few times just in case you missed a bit.

Great

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What's not to love. Santa's idiot elves read from the book, raising the devil again, who this time brings along Krampus to ruin Christmas by sending all the children to hell to start with anyway. Enter the same bunch of idiots as last time helped now by various Yeti, Santa relatives and lots of demon fodder soldiers. This story pokes fun at everything from fake news to 80's TV shows. Loved the Airwolf sorry wolfair (copyright you know) sequence I mean who doesn't flying battle bopping along to the theme music. So much idiocy so little time. The writing is great, just a few spelling issues, the story suitable dumb. I love Simon Carr sense of humour, a bit crude and lavatorial but so funny. Steve Connor does an excellent job with the narration, A couple of minor things, his accents disappear occasionally and his Darth Vader and Airwolf themes are slightly wrong otherwise an excellent job.

Another laugh out loud book from Simon

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Such a great story and the comedy style that Simon brings to his books is second to none. It’s in your face, straight forward, no holds barred laughs all the way through. It’s hard to find a book like this that really pulls off the comedy without looking like they’re trying too hard. Brilliant book, great story and I really recommend it

Brilliant brilliant brilliant

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