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Service Model
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
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Meet Charles™, the latest in robot servant technology. Programmed to undertake the most menial household chores, Charles is loyal, efficient and logical to a fault. That is, until a rather large fault causes him to murder his owner. Understandably perplexed, Charles finds himself without a master – therefore worthless in a society utterly reliant on artificial labour and services.
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Ingenious. As always, Adrian Tchaikovsky has created something new
- By Dicky on 16-06-24
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Service Model
- Narrated by: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 06-06-24
- Language: English
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Dead Head
- Sweetpea, Book 3
- By: C. J. Skuse
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
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Victim. murderer. Serial killer. What next? The third darkly comic thriller in the highly addictive Sweetpea series featuring serial killer Rhiannon Lewis. Can a serial killer ever lose their taste for murder? Since confessing to her bloody murder spree, Rhiannon Lewis, the now-notorious Sweetpea killer, has been feeling out-of-sorts.Having fled the UK on a cruise ship to start her new life, Rhiannon should be feeling happy. But it’s hard to turn over a new leaf when she’s stuck in an oversized floating tin can with the Gammonati and screaming kids.
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sound issue
- By Becca on 18-02-21
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Dead Head
- Sweetpea, Book 3
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Series: Sweetpea, Book 3
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 18-02-21
- Language: English
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The Ealing Comedy Collection
- BBC Radio Full-Cast Remakes of The Ladykillers, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Passport to Pimlico & Whisky Galore!
- By: Wiliam Rose, Robert Hamer, John Dighton, and others
- Narrated by: Edward Petherbridge, Donald Sinden, Margot Boyd, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
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Between 1947 and 1957, Ealing Studios produced a series of immensely popular, darkly funny film comedies that made the West London borough famous throughout the world. Almost 50 years later, four of these timeless films were recreated for BBC Radio 4, and are now collected together for the first time.
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great performances
- By Duncan Macpherson on 28-03-24
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The Ealing Comedy Collection
- BBC Radio Full-Cast Remakes of The Ladykillers, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Passport to Pimlico & Whisky Galore!
- Narrated by: Edward Petherbridge, Donald Sinden, Margot Boyd, Harry Enfield, Michael Kitchen, George Cole, Louise Lombard, Johnny Morris, Bernard Holley, Dolina MacLennan, Full Cast, Stratford Johns, Sylvia Sims
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 22-02-24
- Language: English
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Native Tongue
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
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Ex-reporter Joe Winder had been working in the public relations department of a sleazy family entertainment park, The Amazing Kingdom of Thrills, when he chanced upon a news-breaking story inspired by the disappearance of two blue-tongued voles and the bizarre death of Orky, the killer whale.
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Ridiculous but you have to love it.
- By MR on 13-04-13
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Native Tongue
- Narrated by: George Wilson
- Series: Skink Series, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 31-10-08
- Language: English
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Survivor
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. He is all alone in the plane, which will shortly reach terminal velocity and crash into the vast Australian outback.
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yes
- By Chantelle Louise on 21-08-24
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Survivor
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 05-10-21
- Language: English
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A Most Malicious Messenger
- The Most Unusual Mysteries, Book 2
- By: Katherine Black
- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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May Morrigan is in her bookshop one morning when she—and everyone else in the shop—receives an anonymous text. It contains a reference to a Shakespeare quotation—and seems to be aimed at the vicar and his partner, Juan. The next morning, one of them is dead. Meanwhile, May’s elderly mother Minty is staying with her, her old friend Fletcher, and her two dogs. To her dismay, Minty is quite preoccupied with death. She also keeps reminiscing about her past in ways that make May wonder what secrets she’s hiding.
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Wonderful
- By KarenW on 11-12-24
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A Most Malicious Messenger
- The Most Unusual Mysteries, Book 2
- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Series: The Most Unusual Mysteries, Book 2
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 09-09-24
- Language: English
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I, Regress: The Complete Series 1-2
- A BBC Radio 4 Comedy Drama
- By: Matt Berry
- Narrated by: Matt Berry, Alex Lowe, Katherine Parkinson, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
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All 10 episodes of the dark, surreal comedy featuring Matt Berry's twisted regression therapist. Unorthodox, unpredictable and verging on the unprofessional, Dr Berry is a deeply disturbing hypnotherapist. His experimental regressive technique is both strange and terrifying and involves taking unsuspecting clients on unsettling journeys through their subconscious.
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Fantastic stuff. Berry at his best.
- By mark on 22-08-21
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I, Regress: The Complete Series 1-2
- A BBC Radio 4 Comedy Drama
- Narrated by: Matt Berry, Alex Lowe, Katherine Parkinson, Steve Pemberton, Bob Mortimer, Daisy Haggard, full cast, Morgana Robinson, Amaka Okafor
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 19-08-21
- Language: English
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Curtain Call to Murder
- By: Julian Clary
- Narrated by: David Rintoul, Emily Joyce, Hannah Van Der Westhuysen, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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It is opening night at the London Palladium, and tensions are running high amongst the feuding cast of "Leopard Spots". When an on-stage accident forces an unexpected intermission, it is clear to dresser Jayne that the drama has turned deadly. Will she step out of the wings and discover who was behind the final curtain call? Or will murder make an encore?
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sadly didn't enjoy this at all
- By mama on 17-10-24
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Curtain Call to Murder
- Narrated by: David Rintoul, Emily Joyce, Hannah Van Der Westhuysen, Julian Clary, Pooky Quesnel, Tayla Kovacevic Ebong
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 10-10-24
- Language: English
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Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome
- Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome, Book 1
- By: Garth Marenghi
- Narrated by: Garth Marenghi
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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When horror writer Nick Steen gets sucked into a cursed typewriter by the terrifying Type-Face, Dark Lord of the Prolix, the hellish visions inside his head are unleashed for real. Forced to fight his escaping imagination - now leaking out of his own brain - Nick must defend the town of Stalkford from his own fictional horrors, including avascular-necrosis-obsessed serial killer Nelson Strain and Nick's dreaded throppleganger, the Dark Third.
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Author. Dreamweaver. Plus narrator.
- By warfarin on 03-11-22
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Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome
- Garth Marenghi’s TerrorTome, Book 1
- Narrated by: Garth Marenghi
- Series: Garth Marenghi’s Terrortome, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 03-11-22
- Language: English
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Thorn in My Side
- Sweetpea, Book 4
- By: C.J. Skuse
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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Rhiannon Lewis thought she finally had it all: thanks to the pandemic she’s had to keep a much lower profile but has found happiness with her fiancé Rafael and his family. For once, she is surrounded by people who love her for who she is (or who they think she is). After over 800 days without murdering anyone, the woman formerly known as the Sweetpea Killer thinks she might have finally turned over a new leaf. That is until her soon-to-be sister-in-law has a run in with her abusive ex, and Rhiannon rediscovers her taste for revenge.
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Great narration great story
- By kdsshrub on 04-12-24
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Thorn in My Side
- Sweetpea, Book 4
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Series: Sweetpea, Book 4
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 28-12-23
- Language: English
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The Concert Hall Killer
- By: Jonathan Whitelaw
- Narrated by: Sid Sagar
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
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The cast and crew of a popular TV crime drama are shooting in the Lake District – but behind the scenes, relationships are as tense as on-screen. The director’s reputation proceeds him, the two lead stars are feuding and rumours swirl. Meanwhile the locals are enjoying the filming. But when on-screen slaughter gets swapped for real-life murder at the concert hall where the TV drama is based, and the genuine police are as baffled as the TV detectives, it falls to the locals to search for the truth.
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Drab characters, dull dialogue, narrator did well.
- By jason on 05-09-24
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The Concert Hall Killer
- Narrated by: Sid Sagar
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 25-04-24
- Language: English
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How to Survive the Afterlife: Books 1-3
- By: Tony Moyle
- Narrated by: Aubrey Parsons
- Length: 32 hrs and 13 mins
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All books in How to Survive the Afterlife in one box set for the first time. If you love the humor of Pratchett/Douglas Adams, the darkness of Stephen King, and the surrealism of Terry Gilliam, then this is must-listen. Includes: The Limpet Syndrome, Soul Catchers, Dead Ends, and the companion book Existential Crisis.
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magnificent trilogy of morals, pigeons and death
- By BookLover on 18-03-21
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How to Survive the Afterlife: Books 1-3
- Narrated by: Aubrey Parsons
- Series: How to Survive the Afterlife, Book 1-3
- Length: 32 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 29-01-21
- Language: English
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Welcome to Nowhere
- By: Caimh McDonnell
- Narrated by: Morgan C. Jones
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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When a gambling debt puts him between a rock and a swim in the Hudson with concrete shoes, Smithy has no choice but to take the worst job imaginable. The gig - as prey in a leprechaun hunt for a bunch of Wall Street jerks - goes as badly as it sounds. He could leave it there and write it off as a harsh lesson learned, but 14 months later when Smithy comes up with a plan to take his revenge on the man behind it all, it is too good to resist.
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Love the other books but this is dire
- By Waterpepper on 28-08-21
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Welcome to Nowhere
- Narrated by: Morgan C. Jones
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 18-08-21
- Language: English
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Trainspotting
- By: Irvine Welsh
- Narrated by: Tam Dean Burn
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Choose us. Choose life. Choose mortgage payments; choose washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind-numbing and spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f****n junk food intae yir mooth. Choose rotting away, pishing and shiteing yersel in a home, a total f***n embarrassment tae the selfish, f****d-up brats ye've produced. Choose life.
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Grim listening!
- By P1969 on 10-08-17
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Trainspotting
- Narrated by: Tam Dean Burn
- Series: Mark Renton, Book 2
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 13-09-12
- Language: English
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How to Kill Men and Get Away with It
- Kitty Collins, Book 1
- By: Katy Brent
- Narrated by: Victoria Morrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
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Have you ever walked home at night, keys in hand, ready to throw a punch in self-defence? That’s how it all started. The killing spree, I mean. I sort of tripped into this role. Literally. The first one was following me. That guy from the nightclub who wouldn’t leave me alone. I pushed him, he stumbled, and fell onto his own broken wine bottle. Oops. It was such a waste of a good house white. But now I can’t seem to stop and nor do I want to. I’ve got a taste for revenge and quite frankly, I’m killing it.
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It’s ok
- By C. Fryklof on 31-12-22
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How to Kill Men and Get Away with It
- Kitty Collins, Book 1
- Narrated by: Victoria Morrison
- Series: Kitty Collins, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 12-10-22
- Language: English
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Garth Marenghi's Incarcerat
- Garth Marenghi's Terrortome, Book 2
- By: Garth Marenghi
- Narrated by: Garth Marenghi
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
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Garth Marenghi - Frighternerman, Darkscribe, Doomsage - is back with volume two of his TerrorTome . . . Horror novelist Nick Steen is abducted and imprisoned at Nulltec, a shadowy technological research facility with excellent conference parking, concealed deep on the Stalkford Downs. There he is observed, tested and 'interfered with' (physically) by a team of scientific experts led by Dr Barbara Nullman, determined to probe and 'nullify' his escaping imagination . . .
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Terrifying
- By Mikolaj Stefan on 14-11-23
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Garth Marenghi's Incarcerat
- Garth Marenghi's Terrortome, Book 2
- Narrated by: Garth Marenghi
- Series: Garth Marenghi’s Terrortome, Book 2
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 31-10-23
- Language: English
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Rachel's Holiday
- By: Marian Keyes
- Narrated by: Marian Keyes
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
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Meet Rachel Walsh. She's been living it up in New York City, spending her nights talking her way into glamorous parties before heading home in the early hours to her hot boyfriend, Luke. But her sensible older sister showing up and sending her off to actual rehab wasn't quite part of her plan. She's only agreed to her incarceration because she's heard that rehab is wall-to-wall jacuzzis, gymnasiums and rock stars going cold turkey - plus it's about time she had a holiday.
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love love love
- By Sarah Butler on 16-02-22
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Rachel's Holiday
- Narrated by: Marian Keyes
- Series: Walsh Family, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 03-02-22
- Language: English
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Promising Young Women
- By: Caroline O'Donoghue
- Narrated by: Tessa Coates
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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Jane Peters is an adrift 20-something by day, and a world-weary agony aunt by night. But when an office party goes too far, Jane dissolves into the high-stakes world of being the Other Woman: a role she has the right advice for, but not the smarts to follow through on. What starts out as a drunken mistake quickly unravels as Jane discovers that sex and power go hand in hand and that it's hard to keep your head when you've become someone else's dirty little secret. And soon, her friendships, her sanity and even her life are put into jeopardy.
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I don’t know what to say. That’s how bad it was
- By M. Smith on 12-02-21
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Promising Young Women
- Narrated by: Tessa Coates
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 08-08-19
- Language: English
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The Maid
- Molly the Maid, Book 1
- By: Nita Prose
- Narrated by: Lauren Ambrose
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Molly the maid is all alone in the world. A nobody. She’s used to being invisible in her job at the Regency Grand Hotel, plumping pillows and wiping away the grime, dust and secrets of the guests passing through. She’s just a maid—why should anyone take notice? But Molly is thrown into the spotlight when she discovers an infamous guest, Mr Black, very dead in his bed. This isn’t a mess that can be easily cleaned up.
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Engrossing
- By Kindle Customer on 24-01-22
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The Maid
- Molly the Maid, Book 1
- Narrated by: Lauren Ambrose
- Series: Molly the Maid, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 20-01-22
- Language: English
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Getting Rid of Matthew
- By: Jane Fallon
- Narrated by: Zoe Telford
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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What to do if Matthew, your secret lover, finally decides to leave his wife, Sophie, and daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore. Plan A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Plan B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife, Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way - you're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity.
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Loved the book but not the narrator
- By CA on 02-03-20
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Getting Rid of Matthew
- Narrated by: Zoe Telford
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 25-07-19
- Language: English
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