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Cunk on Everything

The Encyclopedia Philomena

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Cunk on Everything

By: Philomena Cunk
Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
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About this listen

Read by Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk, the star of Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and Cunk on Britain.

Once in a blue moon, a book comes along that changes the world. The Origin of Species. War and Peace. 1984. The World According to Danny Dyer. And now, Cunk on Everything: The Encyclopedia Philomena, by Philomena Cunk.

Philomena Cunk is one of the greatest thinkers of the 21st century, and in Cunk on Everything she turns her attention to our biggest issue: why are there so many books?

Wouldn't it be better if there was just one? This is that book - an encyclopedia of ALL HUMAN KNOWLEDGE, from sausages to Henry of Eight to Brush Strokes to vegetarian sausages.

Listen to it, and you'll never have to read another book again.

©2018 Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris (P)2018 Hodder & Stoughton Limited Entertainment & Performing Arts Film & TV Performing Arts Political Science Politics & Government Stand-up Shows Comedy Funny Witty Thought-Provoking Feel-Good

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Critic reviews

"Cunk for PM." (Rachel Rile)

"Truly the intellect for our baffling times." (The Times)
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absolutely loved it. the delivery and humour is fantastic i burst out laughing in public several times. long time Cunk fan since she edged out Barry Shitpeas. Quality stuff, just wish there was more of it

if you love Cunk, this is a treat

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I love this woman but I must admit to being a tad bored when listening for any length of time but some genuine laugh out loud moments

Funny in parts

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I love everything Philomena Cunk does! This audiobook is no exception! Very funny and it made me Google stuff.

Awesome

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love it. Diane Morgan is so hilarious are delivering. Her dead pan voice is perfect to portray the moronic character.

cracks me up

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Now l know everything....bring on The Chase .... well worth a listen...you'll love it...

Brilliant...

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Very funny.
It’s basically just an alphabetical list of stuff with her unique spin on the obvious but I found it dead funny and pretty clever too. 👍

Chunk on everything

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An A-Z of things narrated by Cunk herself. The world seen through the eyes of a naive and uneducated northern simpleton with hilarious results. Meta, self aware and at points decisively profound in its simplicity. Well Worth a listen.

CUNK-TASTIC

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Loved it, laughed from start to finish. Highly recommended and a great way to keep you smiling on long walks

Great

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I have the Audible version and also the Kindle. I started with the Kindle and changed quickly to Audible as the deadpan narration really brought out the humour.

There are some very funny parts and a certain amount of repetition, but all in all an amusing few hours listening.

An amusing romp through the Alphabet..

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EN: I've always enjoyed Philomena Cunk's unique humor on TV, so I decided to listen to the audiobook "Cunk on Everything." It's like listening to a comedian making fun of everything humans have ever done. It's clever and makes you laugh while also making you think a bit about these topics. I especially loved the parts about Brexit, Top Gear, and fake news. Even though the audiobook was great, I still enjoy the TV series a bit more. There’s something about seeing her jokes play out on screen that adds to the fun. If you're a fan of Philomena Cunk or just need a good laugh, this audiobook is perfect. It’s like listening to a friend who knows how to make everything funny, and it’s a great way to lighten up your day.

a book for cunkaholics... :))

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