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Toast on Toast

Cautionary tales and candid advice

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Toast on Toast

By: Steven Toast
Narrated by: Matt Berry - as Steven Toast
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In Toast on Toast - part memoir, part "how to act" manual - Steven Toast draws on his vast and varied experiences, providing the reader with an invaluable insight into his journey from school plays to RADA and from "It's a Right Royal Knockout" to the Colony Club.

Along the way he reveals the secrets of his success. He discloses how to brush up on and expand your technical and vocal skills, how to nail a professional voiceover, and how to deal with difficult work experience staff in a recording studio. He also reveals the dangers of typecasting, describes the often ruthless struggle for 'top billing', and shares many awesome nuggets of advice.

The end result is a book that will inspire and educate anyone who wants to tread the floorboards. It will also inform (and entertain) anybody who simply wants to discover what a jobbing actor's life is actually like.

©2015 Matt Berry and Arthur Mathews (P)2015 Canongate Books Ltd
Acting & Auditioning Entertainment & Performing Arts Film & TV Performing Arts Funny Witty Comedy Feel-Good

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Would you listen to Toast on Toast again? Why?

Absolutely. It's essential listening for the unemployed actor and or the full time employee stuck on a zero hours contract. It made my spirit sore and my sides soar....no hold on

Who was your favorite character and why?

All of them....Fancy Alexander sounds robust....and Rebecca Banana sounds hot also

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He really knows his Acting onions

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Love Matt Berry and everything he does. This is brilliant, really enjoyed it . Great addition to the show that I love too

If you like Toast of London you will love this

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Not heard this guys stuff before, but I have to say that I really enjoyed it. His delivery is perfect and it remains fast track and entertaining all the way through. Recommended.

Different and entertaining

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Very funny, with it was longer and maybe included some characters from the TV show doing a cameo.

Great

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Surely the accomplished actor Ray Purchase would have been a better narrator than Steven Toast?

Burnt Toast

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outstandingly funny performance from Mr toast himself. you really need to have seen a couple of episodes of the tv show to fully appreciate this , but I found it side-splittingly funny.

even clem fandango would approve

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Steven Toast's exceptional, witty and original performance gave me fine entertainment I was looking for. I watched all episode on chanal 4 and despite that audiobook was still enjoyable and funny

Exceptional and original performance.

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If you like the tv series, I recommend you get this. It’s like that, but in the form of a witty audiobook.

Best thing since sliced, er toast

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I'm a big fan of the TV show and this is another great slice of Toast!

The review of Steven's play in chapter 5, made me cry with laughter.

Absolutely brilliant.

More Toast please!

Extremely funny!

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If you enjoyed Channel Four's Toast of London then this us a must listen. Highly recommended

Brilliantly funny, just like the TV show

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