Dicholas Chad Pansy
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Dicholas Chad Pansy

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Dicholas Chad Pansy is a self-proclaimed professional overthinker who spent three years writing latest book, “Maybe I’m the problem,” and another two years apologizing to everyone involved in its publication. After earning his degree in Existential Panic, he dedicated his life to turning his anxiety into content, which his therapist calls "an interesting coping mechanism." Dicholas works as a part-time crisis generator and full-time self-doubt enthusiast. He has written several other books, though he's not entirely sure if they actually exist or if he just dreamed about writing them. His previous works include "Did I Lock The Door? A Memoir" and "Sorry About That: An Unnecessary Apology in 300 Pages." Dicholas lives in what he hopes is New York City (though he's too anxious to actually confirm this) with his emotional support houseplant and a cat who may or may not be gaslighting him. He would love to hear from you, but will probably overthink your message for approximately 3-7 months before responding with "Thanks!" and then immediately regretting his choice of punctuation.
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    • But First Let Me Break Myself Completely: A Guide to Dating Human Dumpster Fires with Confidence (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23)
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    • Narrated by: Li Haupt
    • Series: Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23
    • Length: 42 mins
    • Release date: 04-06-25
    • Language: English
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