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I Can Fix Him

But First Let Me Break Myself Completely: A Guide to Dating Human Dumpster Fires with Confidence (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 23)

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I Can Fix Him

By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
Narrated by: Li Haupt
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I Can Fix Him (But First Let Me Break Myself Completely) is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival guide for every woman who has ever tried to date a human red flag and call it a healing journey.

This isn't your typical relationship advice book. It’s a full-blown exorcism of the Savior Complex, delivered with biting wit, surgical sarcasm, and the clarity that only comes after crying in your car for the fifth time this month.

From decoding weaponized incompetence to learning how to stop gaslighting yourself on his behalf, this book takes you on a scorched-earth tour of emotional labor, sexual delusion, and the self-abandonment we mistake for love.

Inside, you'll find:

  • A guided tour through all the red flags you turned into wall art
  • The art of mistaking sex for spiritual transformation
  • A gentle reminder that your therapist is not your relationship co-author
  • And the ultimate glow-up: reclaiming your time, dignity, and emotional credit score

Whether you’re mid-breakup, in the denial stage, or just tired of dating human potholes, this book will have you laughing, cringing, and finally letting go—with style.

Stop trying to fix him. Start fixing your standards.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Personal Success Relationships
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