• "I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
    Apr 24 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?


    From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.


    Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.


    Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.


    ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!

    ⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem

    ⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?

    ⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?

    ⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos

    ⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)

    ⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”

    ⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase

    ⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!


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    28 mins
  • Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
    Apr 22 2025

    On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.


    Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!


    As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder

    06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging

    13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century

    20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams

    34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice Icks


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


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    46 mins
  • It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!
    Apr 17 2025

    On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

    ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

    Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.


    Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.


    As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

    00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

    03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

    04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

    06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

    10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

    13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

    17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

    22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

    26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

    29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

    32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


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    33 mins
  • When Bedroom Talk Goes Wrong!
    Apr 15 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and most cringe-inducing listener dilemmas yet.


    From dads accidentally broadcasting p*rn through car Bluetooth to men moaning their own names in bed (yes, really), no topic is too awkward for this hilarious duo.


    Abbey and Peter offer their brutally honest takes on everything from relationships to roids, emotional oversharing to DIY medical emergencies and they don’t hold back. With their signature mix of banter, brutal advice, and real-life chaos, this Agony Abs special proves the UK needs more therapy… and fast.


    Have a dilemma you need solving? Submit your Agony Ab to the pod at the link below:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/viewform?edit_requested=true



    00:00 – Agony Abs Special.

    03:00 – “Listener blew all his money on a first date.

    09:18 – Listener’s boyfriends weird habit…

    14:01 – Husband asking for a diagnosis.

    19:08 – Listener discovers girlfriend's therapist dad knows EVERYTHING.

    21:50 – "Do you break up over oversharing?"

    31:30 – ‘absolute trash’ listener submissions.



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    43 mins
  • Is THIS Cheating? Married Listener Sparks Heated Debate
    Apr 10 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take us on a wild ride through chaotic dinner parties, near-death skiing experiences, and one of their most controversial debates yet—can married people really grab a coffee with someone they fancy?


    Things kick off with Pete’s shocking ski story, where a high-speed fall nearly ended in disaster (thank god for helmets!). But the drama doesn’t stop there. Abbey recounts the ultimate dinner party horror—picking up a slurring Peter from the golf club, only for him to be sick mid-date night in full view of the guests!


    And in this week’s Agony Abz, the couple are split down the middle as they answer a listener's tricky question: is it wrong to meet someone for a harmless coffee if you're already married? Let’s just say... it doesn’t go down smoothly.


    There’s also a hilarious dive into adult roller skating, froggy faces, and a very unexpected roller rink rant.


    So grab your skates, sip your flat white carefully, and tune in for another unfiltered, laugh- out-loud episode!


    00:03:19 – Abbey vs the French waiter

    00:08:51 – “You’re married... and getting coffee?” The great debate begins.

    00:12:00 – “Everyone looks like a rat or a frog”

    00:22:00 – Listener writes in from a yacht in Antigua

    00:24:00 – Pete expands on happiness vs wealth—and who really feels fulfilled.


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    27 mins
  • “Peter Crouch Spent £8,000 on Guinness?!” Abbey’s Hilarious Reveal
    Apr 8 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s croissants, cues, and chaos as Abbey and Pete

    take aim at each other over everything from pastries to podcasts.


    Abbey is not impressed with Pete’s attempts at being nice, especially when they come in the form of

    buttery baked goods during a health kick.


    There’s talk of £8,000 Guinness rounds, Abbey’s dreamy 80s-themed Ibiza bash, and a deep dive

    into the mystery of why tea never tastes right unless your other half makes it.


    Meanwhile, In the Agony Abs, the couple weigh in on a listener's daughter's diva transformation,

    teenage eye-rolls, and why parenting suddenly feels like psychic warfare.”


    If you want to submit an agony abs, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 – Subscribe plug & intro chaos: Abbey forgets her name.

    03:00 – Ibiza plans, 80s outfits & dream party themes.

    07:37 – Pete’s £8,000 Guinness shock.

    16:53 – Agony Abs: Six-year-olds with attitude.

    19:54 – Sign off with fashion fails and full-circle chaos.


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


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    For more from Abbey

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    55 mins
  • Better Record than RONALDO?! Crouchy's Stats Do Not Lie
    Apr 3 2025

    On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are setting the record STRAIGHT!!


    Fresh off the back of his stellar performance at Anfield last weekend, Crouchy is still flying high and is keen to reveal that he has a better goalscoring record than none other than Ronaldo himself - the stats do not lie!!!!


    We also hear from a listener who has had enough of her parents probing questions regarding her life plans and are in need of a big ol GROW UP


    And stay tuned for one of our most outrageous Ask Me Anything questions yet, where a girlfriend is left trembling at the thought of what may be lurking behind her boyfriend's bathroom door.


    All this and much more only on the Therapy Crouch, Ask Me Anything!


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


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    For more from Abbey


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    31 mins
  • Would YOU Forgive This?! The Most Shocking Relationship Betrayals!
    Apr 1 2025

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are diving into another round of unfiltered relationship real talk, tackling everything from cringe-worthy date night disasters to the pettiest arguments couples have ever had.


    Pete, ever the stats man, crunches the numbers on some surprising relationship habits, while Abbey spills the tea on the most outrageous ways people have been ghosted (spoiler: some of you are SAVAGE).


    We also hear from you guys about the most ridiculous fights you’ve had with your partners—think serious debates over the “correct” way to stack a dishwasher and near-breakups over missing birthday texts.


    Plus, in the Agony Abs, one listener’s fella is putting football way ahead of their love life, and another is questioning if their partner’s secret “work wife” is more than just a friendly colleague…


    If you’ve got your own dilemmas for Abbey & Pete, drop us a message using the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – A BIG relationship debate!

    07:40 – The most ridiculous couple fights!

    16:35 – Work wives & husbands, is it crossing a line?

    21:50 – The WORST way to break up…

    30:25 – Abbey & Peter’s relationship red flags.

    39:20 – Pete’s final words of wisdom


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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    56 mins