The Therapy Crouch

By: Tall or Nothing
  • Summary

  • Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


    Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Episodes
  • "I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"
    Apr 24 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?


    From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.


    Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.


    Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.


    ⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!

    ⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem

    ⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?

    ⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?

    ⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos

    ⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)

    ⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”

    ⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase

    ⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    28 mins
  • Erotic Baby Talk Is a Full-Body Ick, I Fake Allergies To Avoid It!
    Apr 22 2025

    On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete return with staycation mishaps, cheekbone envy and questionable shopping decisions.


    Abbey and Peter share their bucket list dreams and respond to your Agony Abs!


    As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    03:10 - Staycations & Baby Grow Blunder

    06:14 - Cheekbones & Bedbound Binging

    13:12 - The Underwear Argument of the Century

    20:25 - Bucket Lists, Communes & Big Dreams

    34:02 - Weddings, Weird Guests & Snuggly Voice Icks


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    46 mins
  • It’s a massive red flag’ When Dating at Work Goes WRONG!
    Apr 17 2025

    On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an alfresco Ask Me Anything special as Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy answer your juiciest, funniest, and most heartwarming listener questions straig

    ht from their sun-soaked Portuguese holiday.

    Filming from the "Blackpool Pleasure Beach" of Portugal (according to Pete), the couple dive headfirst into topics ranging from secret office romances and Mandela Effect conspiracies to the realities of pregnancy sickness, balancing big families, and how to keep the spark alive in a long-term relationship.


    Abbey gets candid about the hellish sickness of her pregnancies and her longing for another baby, while Pete weighs in on why he’s firmly closing the baby shop. The pair also reflect on their dream future five years from now and hilariously debate whether Abbey could go without designer homeware or alone time with Pete forever. Spoiler: “femur fever” is involved.


    As always, expect emotional honesty, outrageous overshares, and infectious banter from everyone’s favourite therapy couple.


    If you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    00:00 – Chaos in Portugal: Pete’s bad back and alfresco filming fails

    00:50 – Pete’s femur length and the flight legroom disaster

    03:00 – The three emojis that sum up their relationship

    04:15 – Abbey’s emotional confession about wanting another baby

    06:45 – Can you love someone else before loving yourself?

    10:15 – How to handle dating a co-worker in secret

    13:00 – Abbey and Pete react to the Mandela Effect mind-benders

    17:45 – My boyfriend ignores me in front of his mates—what do I do?

    22:00 – Abbey opens up about being violently ill during pregnancy

    26:00 – Abbey’s “prison drama” level sickness explained

    29:45 – Abbey and Pete’s dream day in five years time

    32:00 – Barbecue memories and the episode sign-off


    To contact us:


    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Love it!!

I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

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Light hearted and real!

Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

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Brilliant!

This podcast by Abby and Pete is fantastic it’s so real and down to earth they constantly make me laugh out loud. Great to hear about their experiences and thoughts.

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Funny, honest and relatable

A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

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Great

A review requires 15 words. It’s a great podcast just not one for reviewing .. 1 more word - done

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Brilliant

The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

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Absolutely brilliant

Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

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Brilliant & hilarious

Loved it! can't wait for more. l love this couple. Just laughed all the way through, so refreshing.

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Funny, but too many expensive holiday tales

This is a funny podcast, there is always something to make you smile. However, tales of endless holidays abroad whilst some of the country scrimps and saves for a week by the sea, gets a bit nauseous. Sorry, but over privileged and over indulged comes to mind. We all work hard, some just aren't as fortunate. Jealous? You bet!! 🤣

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Advert Central

When this podcast started it was 5 stars!
But now there has got to be over 5 minutes of adverts on this podcast. It never used to be like this. As all podcasts it’s starting to lose its spark as well. Repeating the same old stories with every single guest they have on etc. The third person Ross is way too involved for someone who no one knows. Hopefully the pod goes back to its old ways. A great shame!

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