• #72 HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES
    Jun 25 2025

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    A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss…

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there.

    We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don’t talk about her. Second rule? DON’T talk about her. But ironically, the only reason she exists is because she saw a clip from this podcast. You're welcome, Chris.

    Then we dive into the usual buffet of chaos:

    🙏 What makes a church... a church? (Is it the building, the steeple, or the tax exemption?)
    🧠 If a severely depressed person gets amnesia, do they stay depressed? (Also: who’s running the brain—you, or is it just freelancing?)
    📉 What’s something you’re probably wrong about, but refuse to fact-check out of spite?

    Next up:

    🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Shedeur Sanders caught doing over 100mph, and the Lakers might be getting sold—because the world clearly isn’t weird enough.
    🧙 Blind Ranking Harry Potter Characters You’d Trust to Babysit (Hint: Hagrid didn’t make the cut after “the incident”).
    🎤 Chris fails to prep a segment—again—but blames it on his new girlfriend, who only exists because of the podcast he’s neglecting. Irony is alive and well.

    Also in this absolute fever dream of an episode:

    🧑‍⚖️ If your therapy session is illegally recorded and you confess to a crime… can you be charged? (Asking for a friend.)
    😆 Try Not to Laugh – Joke Edition: Includes dad jokes, dark jokes, and questionable accents.
    🎙️ Jason Bateman is one of the announcers in Dodgeball and we just realized that. Shame.
    📜 Top 10 Worst Events in History, because nothing says "lighthearted comedy" like genocide and 9/11.
    🥳 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebs who may or may not be problematic now.

    And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder:

    📢 Protests in LA (or were they just awkward flash mobs?)
    📂 Trump appears in the Epstein files. Probably.
    🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like regret with a hint of carbonation.

    This episode is part therapy, part disaster, and fully unfiltered—just the way you sick bastards like it.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    4:58 – THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
    6:20 – WHAT MAKES A CHURCH A CHURCH?
    8:10 – DEPRESSION AND AMNESIA
    9:16 – ARE YOU YOUR BRAIN?
    11:49 – WHAT ARE YOU “RIGHT ENOUGH” ABOUT?
    16:38 – BREAKING NEWS!
    22:07 – BLIND RANKING HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS YOU TRUST TO WATCH YOUR KID
    25:39 – CHRIS’S PODCAST CONTRIBUTIONS
    30:32 – EXPLAIN YOURSELF… KIND OF…
    35:43 – SEEKING LEGAL ADVICE
    37:24 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES
    45:33 – READY, DODGEBALL!
    47:19 – TOP 10 WORST EVENTS IN HISTORY
    51:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    53:47 – L.A. “PROTESTS”
    1:07:13 – TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES!
    1:09:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:11:40 – WOULD YOU RATHER
    1:12:18 – 50 CENT AT PANERA
    1:14:00 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
    1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLOT HOLE THAT YOU CAN’T GET OVER?
    1:19:41 – POST-PRODUCTION PROBLEMS
    1:20:45 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • #71 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A PITCHER OR A PICTURE
    Jun 18 2025

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    Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍‍♂️🪰🎶

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes.

    We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hitting questions, like:

    🍟 Why is it always four Hispanic chicks working at every Five Guys?
    🍺 Would you rather have unlimited free beer for life or never have a hangover again? (Tell me we’re getting old without telling me we’re getting old.)
    🏖️ How much sand does it actually take to make a pile—and why is this the dumbest argument we’ve ever had?

    Then things get weird:

    🧛‍♂️ Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie might be the same person... and they both might be able to, uh... remove a rib and do the thing (allegedly).
    📸 We play a game where you guess the category based only on seemingly irrelevant images—it derails instantly.
    🪙 The government might be canceling pennies, and we are way too passionate about it.
    😆 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that are sending us straight to hell.

    And in possibly the darkest left turn we’ve ever taken:

    🪰 One of us shares the disturbing internet legend of Blow Fly Girl (do NOT Google it at work. Or ever).
    🚓 Lacrosse, Wisconsin is apparently America’s unofficial police body cam capital.
    🧠 David has a hearing epiphany mid-episode—basically science, but dumber.

    Also this episode:

    🎵 We break into “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” with zero warning
    💬 Sayings from David’s time in the military that we’ll never forget (and probably shouldn’t repeat)
    👄 Would you rather: have mouths on the backs of your hands that randomly insult people, or a belly button that sways to music like it’s at Coachella?
    📛 Guess which names are real, and which were made up by drunk uncles
    🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: regret in a can
    🔮 Your favorite quotes, bold predictions, and a birthday shoutout roundup you didn’t ask for

    This episode is equal parts heartfelt, horrifying, and hilariously inappropriate—just how we like it.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    1:36 – ZOEY’S A TODDLER!
    4:51 – FIVE… GUYS..?
    8:06 – FREE BEER OR HANGOVER IMMUNITY?
    10:23 – HOW MUCH SAND DO YOU NEED TO MAKE A PILE?
    12:50 – MARILYN MANSON IS ROB ZOMBIE!
    16:13 – GUESS THE CATEGORY!
    27:13 – GETTING RID OF PENNIES
    29:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
    32:40 – BLOW FLY GIRL
    38:58 – LACROSSE, WISCONSIN
    42:16 – DAVID HAD AN EPIPHANY
    43:33 – BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
    44:59 – SAYINGS FROM THE MILITARY I’LL NEVER FORGET
    52:16 – HARRY POTTER BODY WASH
    54:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – MOUTH HANDS OR SWAYING BELLY BUTTON?
    58:02 – WOULD YOU RATHER – NEVER ENDING HICCUPS OR LIFETIME OF ALMOST SNEEZING?
    58:58 – REAL OR FAKE - NAMES
    1:02:17 – HILARIOUS NAMES
    1:05:23 – DAD’S MOVING TO FLORIDA!
    1:06:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:08:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
    1:11:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR “I’M CALLING IT NOW” PREDICTION?
    1:17:17 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:21:02 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • #70 THE EPISODE OF OUR LORD
    Jun 11 2025

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    Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫

    On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time.

    We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteries of the universe:

    🍇 Why does grape-flavored stuff taste like purple chemical sadness instead of, you know, grapes?
    ☁️ Where does the sky actually start? (We Googled it. Still don’t know.)
    🪥 Do you brush with warm water like a Victorian ghost or cold water like a psychopath?

    Then things spiral:

    🦢 Chris watches a teen girl sprint after a goose – and no, that’s not a euphemism.
    ⚖️ We debate the death penalty like we’re running for office, but with more jokes.
    🏫 A hometown homicide makes things awkwardly real in the middle of our giggling spree.

    Also on this cursed menu:

    ⚾ Minor League Baseball teams with names like "Trash Pandas" and "Biscuits"—because sports need chaos.
    💀 Guessing historical event names like “The Night of the Long Knives,” which sounds like a Saw sequel.
    🏈 Drafting our Olympic flag football dream team—because the NFL in the Olympics is a totally normal thing now.
    🥷 Rudy vs. Radio: same movie, different disabilities.

    And of course:
    🎂 Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who 100% don't know we exist
    🍚 White rice vs. brown rice – aka “The Great Colon Debate”
    🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Beer that tastes like regret and foam
    🚪 “There’s no place like home”...unless you’re murdered there
    🕺 We close with the Pour Choices Modeling Show, where we strike a pose that says “I peaked in 8th grade” (still no homo… unless you want there to be)

    This episode is like mixing an AP History class with bathroom graffiti and serving it on a paper plate at your cousin’s parole party.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    2:58 – IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SMOKE, DONT START THE FIRE
    6:04 – WHY DOES GRAPE FLAVORED STUFF TASTE LIKE PURPLE AND NOT GRAPES?
    9:31 – HOW HIGH UP DOES THE SKY START?
    11:11 – SENIOR QUOTES
    15:02 – DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH WARM OR COLD WATER?
    18:30 – FUNNY MINOR LEAGUE TEAM NAMES
    26:29 – WILD GOOSE CHASES & BUBBLE GUTS
    29:45 – THE DEATH PENALTY
    33:11 – HOMOCIDE HITS CLOSE TO HOME
    40:39 – BAD JOKES
    43:50 – GUESSING ODDLY NAMED HISTORICAL EVENTS
    54:10 – BUILD YOUR 5 MAN OLYMPIC FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM
    59:41 – NFL PLAYERS GETTING PRIORITY IN OLYMPICS
    1:03:53 – RUDY VS RADIO
    1:05:36 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:08:44 – WHITE RICE VS BROWN RICE
    1:13:23 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
    1:18:13 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:19:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A HOUSE RULE THAT YOU HATED AS A CHILD, BUT SWEAR BY NOW?
    1:25:51 – THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
    1:29:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A SAYING THAT JUST ISN’T TRUE?
    1:34:24 – POUR CHOICES MODELING SHOW?
    1:36:29 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • #69 YEAH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE
    Jun 4 2025

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    Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻

    This one was never going to be appropriate.

    Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:

    🧬 "If you could eliminate one human race..." (We misunderstood the question. Kinda.)
    👖 Why do women’s pockets suck? Were they invented after seat belts?
    🧠 Why do autistic or Tourette’s folks say the wildest sh!t? (A genuine question. With inappropriate answers.)
    🧙 The new Harry Potter cast is here—and no one’s happy.
    📦 Amazon delivery people deserve tips… but also maybe a union.
    🍆 Things about 69 because, of course.

    Then we sip a beer and drop into our usual nonsense:

    🥚 Who almost drank raw eggs thinking it's his beer? *Hint, It’s Chris*
    🍆 We review product names so inappropriate they were yanked from stores.
    🍅 The return of the tomato debate. Spoiler: It’s still not a vegetable.
    🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Drinks were had. Judgments were made.
    🧠 Who would have said it? Honestly, they probably did.

    Also featuring:

    💼 Inappropriate business pitches (like a vibrator that doubles as a flashlight)
    🎤 R.I.P. Phil Robertson (Not really… but we said it anyway)
    🧩 Would You Rather but worse
    🧠 Inappropriate riddles that make your soul uncomfortable
    🧇 Waffle House’s “Good Food Fast” motto sparks a civil war, as it’s none of the three
    🛁 Shower Thoughts: We go full feral
    💸 You gain $10 every time you annoy someone. What’s your new job title?
    🎶 Big announcement: The Pour Choices Show is dropping a full rap album.

    This episode is a love letter to bad ideas, worse jokes, and the number that made us all giggle in middle school. It’s inappropriate, immature, and exactly why your mom hates our show.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    2:32 – WELCOME TO 69
    4:26 – WHICH RACE WOULD YOU ELIMINATE?
    8:11 – WOMENS POCKETS
    10:24 – AUTISM AND TOURETTES
    12:17 – THE TRIO HAS BEEN CAST!
    15:18 – AMAZON SLAVE LABOR
    18:32 – 69 THINGS
    22:43 – DRINKING RAW EGGS
    24:28 – INAPPROPRIATE PRODUCTS
    30:40 – TOMATO CALLBACK
    32:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    34:30 – WHO WOULD HAVE SAID THESE QUOTES?
    45:01 – INAPPROPRIATE BUSINESS IDEAS
    55:25 – R.I.P. PHIL ROBERTSON
    56:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER
    57:25 – INAPPROPRIATE RIDDLES
    1:04:36 – ARE THESE THINGS INAPPROPRIATE OR NOT?
    1:10:41 – GOOD FOOD FAST
    1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:18:19 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
    1:24:33 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GAIN $10 EVERY TIME YOU ANNOY SOMEONE, WHAT’S YOUR NEW JOB?
    1:33:10 – POUR CHOICES SHOW LP
    1:37:00 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • #68 BRUNCH IS JUST BREAKFAST WITH MIMOSAS
    May 28 2025

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    Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙‍♂️

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with:
    💿 If your ashes could be pressed into a vinyl record, what song would play every time someone dropped the needle? (Because in the end, does it even matter?)
    🧓 If you didn’t know your age, how old would you think you are? (Based on our back pain and Spotify playlists—73.)
    🥄 Do prisons accommodate eating disorders? (No idea. But we talked about it anyway.)
    🍳 What do you call a luncheon... but for breakfast? (Is this how brunch was invented?)

    Then things get unhinged:
    🦁 Would lions be in the Bloods or Crips? (The answer may cause interspecies beef.)
    🍔 What fast food chain matches each NFL team? (We’re looking at you, Cleveland Browns = Long John Silver’s.)
    🍅 Tomato: fruit or vegetable? (We start with logic, end with threats.)
    🐕 Zelda had an ear hematoma—and the sack is gone!
    🎮 The Madden Movie: yes, it’s real. No, we don’t know why.

    And then we enter Hogwarts:
    🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter theories so dark, even Voldemort would say “damn.”
    📚 Harry Potter trivia with facts you’ll 100% pretend you already knew.

    Plus:
    🧠 Shower thoughts that will make you question reality
    🎉 Celebrity birthdays nobody asked for
    🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – beer so good it made us emotional (or was that the vinyl ash talk again?)
    😬 AskReddit: What’s the weirdest thing that gives you anxiety? (Our answers were… concerning.)
    🧊 And finally: if a serial killer was asked what the oldest thing in his freezer was, would he say the body that’s been there the longest... or the one that was the oldest?

    It’s deep, it’s dumb, and it’s dangerously close to being profound. Pop a beer, hug your dog, and enjoy another dose of decisions no one should be making publicly.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    1:35 – TURNING YOUR ASHES INTO A VINYL
    2:54 – IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOUR AGE, HOW OLD WOULD YOU THINK YOU ARE?
    6:04 – DO PRISONS ACCOMMODATE EATING DISORDERS?
    7:29 – WHAT DO YOU CALL A LUNCHEON, BUT FOR BREAKFAST?
    10:39 – GANGLION CYST
    15:49 – WOULD LIONS BE IN THE BLOODS OR CRIPS?
    19:31 – NFL TEAMS AS FAST FOOD CHAINS
    25:21 – ARE TOMATOS A FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?
    28:18 – HOW WOULD YOU PROVE WE’RE BEST FRIENDS?
    31:56 – EAR HEMATOMA
    35:41 – THE MADDEN MOVIE
    37:02 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES
    47:38 – DID YOU KNOW? HARRY POTTER EDITION
    53:04 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
    58:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    1:01:03 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES!
    1:03:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE STRANGEST THING THAT GIVES YOU ANXIETY?
    1:10:44 – SERIOUS SERIAL KILLER QUESTION
    1:11:39 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • #67 POPE LEO DECLARES ALL PIZZA NOW CHICAGO STYLE
    May 21 2025

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    Pope Jokes, Fictional Grandmas, and F* Them Kids – A Birthday Episode for the Books 🥂👵🚿

    This week on The Poor Choices Show, it’s a special one—we’ve got birthday surprises, Pope jokes, and shower thoughts that will haunt you. Things kick off with the burning question no one’s ever asked: how do you train your eyes? (Spoiler: you don’t. But we try.)

    Then the chaos commences:
    🍷 What happens when a blind person gets drunk? (This went places we’re definitely not qualified to go.)
    🙏 Pope jokes so bad we’re probably going to hell.
    🦻 THEY’RE LISTENING – and no, it’s not your paranoia. It’s real.

    And the highlight you didn’t know you needed:
    👵 The Fictional Grandma Draft – who’s making your cookies, telling your stories, and smacking you with a slipper when you act up?
    🧠 Dad Brain is real, and apparently contagious.
    💐 Mother’s Day reflections… quickly followed by
    🙅‍♂️ “F* Them Kids” – featuring the kids next door who decided to introduce their soccer ball to the main water line…

    Plus:
    🎉 A HUGE Happy Birthday shoutout
    🎈 A surprise visit from the birthday girl herself
    🕵️ Match the criminal to the crime.
    🧼 Shower thoughts that prove our brains need a factory reset

    And to wrap it up:
    😏 AskReddit: What’s your favorite way to ask someone if they want to have sex? (Spoiler: none of us are getting laid after this.)
    🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – featuring a beer with a label so confusing we needed a decoder ring

    It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and unintentionally profound in all the wrong places. But hey, it’s somebody’s birthday—so pour a drink, hug your fictional grandma, and enjoy the ride.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    1:49 – HOW DO YOU TRAIN YOUR EYES?
    4:07 – HOW DOES IT FEEL FOR A BLIND PERSON TO BE DRUNK?
    6:29 – THE NEW POPE
    9:52 – POPE JOKES!
    16:34 – THEY’RE LISTENING!
    18:30 – FICTIONAL GRANDMA DRAFT
    24:54 – DAD BRAIN
    26:51 – MOTHER’S DAY
    33:33 – F*** THEM KIDS
    40:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    41:43 – VISIT FROM THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
    44:35 – MATCH THE CRIMINAL TO THE CRIME
    47:36 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
    51:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO ASK SOMEONE IF THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX?
    55:07 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    55:55 – OUTRO

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    57 mins
  • #66 iROCK, YOU SUCK!
    May 14 2025

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    100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put him on the spot—fortunately for you (and unfortunately for Chris) the guest is his boss. So naturally we start this one off with a totally normal workplace tradition called the Annual Performance Review. Where does Chris accel? What does he suck at? Let’s find out!

    Then we dive into the important stuff:
    🧒 David moved twice, in 7 years, and somehow manage to hold onto a bottle of salad dressing.
    🦍 Would 100 full-grown men in their prime stand a chance against 1 gorilla? Spoiler alert, the 3 of us could take him.
    🧠 Funny conspiracy theories – Were the pyramids built as a “You Are Here” sign?
    💸 A $5,000 HDMI cable... for what? Streaming Shrek in 11K?
    🦈 SHARK TANK pitches that include noise-canceling socks and a Bluetooth pet rock—your move, Mr. Wonderful

    And just when you thought it couldn’t get dumber:
    😈 The darkest jokes we could legally (barely) include.
    🧪 A hypothetical scenario involving time travel, but only 10 seconds worth…
    🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices—because we make better drink decisions than life decisions.
    🧠 Trivia Time! Are we dumber or smarter than we think?
    🎂 Celebrity birthdays! “It’s Maiter, Like Duh-Maiter”.
    📱 Unsolicited text messages – Why yes, I’d love to join your rally.
    📍 Places we’ve been that no longer exist (RIP Blockbuster)
    💬 The most creative insults we’ve ever heard (Never have I ever been called an unfrosted Pop-Tart)

    This episode is full of terrible business ideas, worse science, and probably enough HR violations to get us banned from even thinking about LinkedIn.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters
    00:00 – INTRO
    2:05 – 7-YEAR-OLD DRESSING
    3:12 – GUEST INTRODUCTION
    5:56 – ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
    10:51 – 100 MEN VS 1 GORILLA
    18:17 – FUNNY CONSPIRACY THEORIES
    34:41 – $5,000 HDMI CABLE!?
    39:12 – WHO IS PERRY REESE?
    41:20 – SHARK TANK
    1:03:30 – DARK JOKES
    1:07:11 – HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO
    1:12:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    1:15:48 – TRIVIA TIME!
    1:21:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    1:24:37 – MIKAYLA DEMAITER
    1:28:48 – UNSOLICITED TEXT MESSAGES
    1:31:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLACE YOU’VE BEEN THAT NO LONGER EXISTS?
    1:35:06 – PROFESSOR X
    1:36:34 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST CREATIVE INSULT YOU’VE EVER HEARD?
    1:43:10 – OUTRO

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    1 hr and 46 mins
  • #65 DON'T COMMIT MISDEMEANORS WHILE COMMITTING FELONIES!
    May 7 2025

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    YouTube Rabbit Holes, $5 Million vs. Prison, and a Totally Legal Dark Web Field Trip🐇💻🍻

    This week on The Pour Choices Show, we accidentally prove why the internet shouldn’t exist—starting with the deepest, darkest YouTube rabbit holes we’ve ever fallen into (hint: it involves a weed whacker).

    Then things spiral:
    🧐 Is social media good, bad, or just slowly melting all of our brains?
    😳 What woke Chris up at 3am? (You’re not ready.)
    🧼 Power washer and lawnmower hacks we’ll never actually try but pretend we will.
    🎮 A chaotic game of “Chain Link” that ends exactly how you think it would.
    🍺 The “Beer Candle” invention that’s either genius or peak alcoholism (probably both).

    PLUS:
    🎤 We preview next week’s guest (and pray they don’t ghost us).
    🔍 A game of “Guess the Google Autofill” that exposes how deranged our search histories are.
    🎂 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who have no idea we exist.
    🥳 National Days we’re legally obligated to pretend we care about.

    And it wouldn’t be an episode without:
    💀 Our most irrational fears (spoiler: clowns, mannequins, and… escalators?).
    🎬 Movies that actually made us cry (yes, we’re still manly).
    🏀 Would you risk 5 years in jail to score a single point on LeBron for $5 million?
    🌐 A crash course on the dark web (and we swear it’s “just for research”).

    Oh—and if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to get your house raided for buying illegal stuff online, we brought on a guest who lived it to tell you exactly how badly it goes.

    This episode is equal parts hilarious, unhinged, and probably an entry on a government watchlist. Buckle up.

    Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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    Chapters

    00:00 – INTRO
    3:34 – YOUTUBE RABBIT HOLES
    11:25 – SOCIAL MEDIA
    16:10 – 3AM WAKEUP CALL
    19:09 – POWER WASHERS & LAWN MOWERS
    23:07 – CHAIN LINK
    27:13 – BEER CANDLE
    27:52 – NEXT WEEK’S GUEST
    29:12 – GUESS THE GOOGLE AUTOFILL
    35:18 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    37:47 – NATIONAL DAYS!
    38:46 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR MOST IRRATIONAL FEAR?
    48:47 – MOVIES THAT MADE US CRY
    50:29 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
    52:01 – $5 MILLION OR 5 YEARS IN JAIL?
    52:53 – DARK WEB INTRO
    53:49 – DARK WEB RAID
    1:21:16 – WHAT IS THE DARK WEB?
    1:27:57 – OUTRO


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    1 hr and 30 mins