Send us a text

A new relationship that you apparently need a Top-Secret Clearance to discuss…

This week on The Pour Choices Show, things start off awkward and just spiral beautifully out of control from there.

We kick off with David trying to ask Chris about his new girlfriend—only to discover she’s now governed by Fight Club rules. First rule? Don’t talk about her. Second rule? DON’T talk about her. But ironically, the only reason she exists is because she saw a clip from this podcast. You're welcome, Chris.

Then we dive into the usual buffet of chaos:

🙏 What makes a church... a church? (Is it the building, the steeple, or the tax exemption?)
🧠 If a severely depressed person gets amnesia, do they stay depressed? (Also: who’s running the brain—you, or is it just freelancing?)
📉 What’s something you’re probably wrong about, but refuse to fact-check out of spite?

Next up:

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Shedeur Sanders caught doing over 100mph, and the Lakers might be getting sold—because the world clearly isn’t weird enough.
🧙 Blind Ranking Harry Potter Characters You’d Trust to Babysit (Hint: Hagrid didn’t make the cut after “the incident”).
🎤 Chris fails to prep a segment—again—but blames it on his new girlfriend, who only exists because of the podcast he’s neglecting. Irony is alive and well.

Also in this absolute fever dream of an episode:

🧑‍⚖️ If your therapy session is illegally recorded and you confess to a crime… can you be charged? (Asking for a friend.)
😆 Try Not to Laugh – Joke Edition: Includes dad jokes, dark jokes, and questionable accents.
🎙️ Jason Bateman is one of the announcers in Dodgeball and we just realized that. Shame.
📜 Top 10 Worst Events in History, because nothing says "lighthearted comedy" like genocide and 9/11.
🥳 Happy Birthday shoutouts to celebs who may or may not be problematic now.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder:

📢 Protests in LA (or were they just awkward flash mobs?)
📂 Trump appears in the Epstein files. Probably.
🍺 This Week’s Pour Choices: Tastes like regret with a hint of carbonation.

This episode is part therapy, part disaster, and fully unfiltered—just the way you sick bastards like it.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!

Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
4:58 – THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB
6:20 – WHAT MAKES A CHURCH A CHURCH?
8:10 – DEPRESSION AND AMNESIA
9:16 – ARE YOU YOUR BRAIN?
11:49 – WHAT ARE YOU “RIGHT ENOUGH” ABOUT?
16:38 – BREAKING NEWS!
22:07 – BLIND RANKING HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS YOU TRUST TO WATCH YOUR KID
25:39 – CHRIS’S PODCAST CONTRIBUTIONS
30:32 – EXPLAIN YOURSELF… KIND OF…
35:43 – SEEKING LEGAL ADVICE
37:24 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH - JOKES
45:33 – READY, DODGEBALL!
47:19 – TOP 10 WORST EVENTS IN HISTORY
51:40 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
53:47 – L.A. “PROTESTS”
1:07:13 – TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES!
1:09:05 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:11:40 – WOULD YOU RATHER
1:12:18 – 50 CENT AT PANERA
1:14:00 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
1:15:54 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLOT HOLE THAT YOU CAN’T GET OVER?
1:19:41 – POST-PRODUCTION PROBLEMS
1:20:45 – OUTRO

__________

Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!
https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1
Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!

•YouTube
•Instagram
•TikTok
•Facebook

#PourChoicesShow #FightClubGirlfriend #HarryPotterBabysitters #SteelDrumPIMP #TherapyConfessionals #ShowerThoughtsPodcast #GreenScreenFails #ComedyPodcast #BadChoicesGoo

Send us a text

Free Beer, Four Inch Belly Buttons, and Blow Fly Girl Nightmares🍺🧍‍♂️🪰🎶

This week on The Pour Choices Show, the guys go from sweet toddler milestones to full-blown psychological damage in under two minutes.

We kick things off with a heartwarming update—Zoey’s officially a toddler!—before immediately pivoting into the real hard-hitting questions, like:

🍟 Why is it always four Hispanic chicks working at every Five Guys?
🍺 Would you rather have unlimited free beer for life or never have a hangover again? (Tell me we’re getting old without telling me we’re getting old.)
🏖️ How much sand does it actually take to make a pile—and why is this the dumbest argument we’ve ever had?

Then things get weird:

🧛‍♂️ Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie might be the same person... and they both might be able to, uh... remove a rib and do the thing (allegedly).
📸 We play a game where you guess the category based only on seemingly irrelevant images—it derails instantly.
🪙 The government might be canceling pennies, and we are way too passionate about it.
😆 Try-Not-to-Laugh jokes that are sending us straight to hell.

And in possibly the darkest left turn we’ve ever taken:

🪰 One of us shares the disturbing internet legend of Blow Fly Girl (do NOT Google it at work. Or ever).
🚓 Lacrosse, Wisconsin is apparently America’s unofficial police body cam capital.
🧠 David has a hearing epiphany mid-episode—basically science, but dumber.

Also this episode:

🎵 We break into “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” with zero warning
💬 Sayings from David’s time in the military that we’ll never forget (and probably shouldn’t repeat)
👄 Would you rather: have mouths on the backs of your hands that randomly insult people, or a belly button that sways to music like it’s at Coachella?
📛 Guess which names are real, and which were made up by drunk uncles
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: regret in a can
🔮 Your favorite quotes, bold predictions, and a birthday shoutout roundup you didn’t ask for

This episode is equal parts heartfelt, horrifying, and hilariously inappropriate—just how we like it.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!

Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:36 – ZOEY’S A TODDLER!
4:51 – FIVE… GUYS..?
8:06 – FREE BEER OR HANGOVER IMMUNITY?
10:23 – HOW MUCH SAND DO YOU NEED TO MAKE A PILE?
12:50 – MARILYN MANSON IS ROB ZOMBIE!
16:13 – GUESS THE CATEGORY!
27:13 – GETTING RID OF PENNIES
29:54 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
32:40 – BLOW FLY GIRL
38:58 – LACROSSE, WISCONSIN
42:16 – DAVID HAD AN EPIPHANY
43:33 – BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
44:59 – SAYINGS FROM THE MILITARY I’LL NEVER FORGET
52:16 – HARRY POTTER BODY WASH
54:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER – MOUTH HANDS OR SWAYING BELLY BUTTON?
58:02 – WOULD YOU RATHER – NEVER ENDING HICCUPS OR LIFETIME OF ALMOST SNEEZING?
58:58 – REAL OR FAKE - NAMES
1:02:17 – HILARIOUS NAMES
1:05:23 – DAD’S MOVING TO FLORIDA!
1:06:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:08:18 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
1:11:57 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS YOUR “I’M CALLING IT NOW” PREDICTION?
1:17:17 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:21:02 – OUTRO

__________

Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!
https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1
Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!

•YouTube
•Instagram
•TikTok
•Facebook

#PoorChoicesShow #FreeBeerForever #BlowFlyGirlScars #MilitarySayings #LatinasAtFiveGuys #TryNotToLaughChallenge #BellyButtonBoogie #WouldYouRatherGoneTooFar #DarkHumorPodcast #PodcastForMenWithIssues

Send us a text

Bubble Guts, Grape Lies, and Modeling Poses (No Homo) 💩🍇🕺🔫

On this episode of The Pour Choices Show, we go from philosophical to feral in record time.

We kick things off by warning the general public: don’t dish it if you can’t handle the comeback—especially if you think a gorilla could take 100 men... Then we tackle the real mysteries of the universe:

🍇 Why does grape-flavored stuff taste like purple chemical sadness instead of, you know, grapes?
☁️ Where does the sky actually start? (We Googled it. Still don’t know.)
🪥 Do you brush with warm water like a Victorian ghost or cold water like a psychopath?

Then things spiral:

🦢 Chris watches a teen girl sprint after a goose – and no, that’s not a euphemism.
⚖️ We debate the death penalty like we’re running for office, but with more jokes.
🏫 A hometown homicide makes things awkwardly real in the middle of our giggling spree.

Also on this cursed menu:

⚾ Minor League Baseball teams with names like "Trash Pandas" and "Biscuits"—because sports need chaos.
💀 Guessing historical event names like “The Night of the Long Knives,” which sounds like a Saw sequel.
🏈 Drafting our Olympic flag football dream team—because the NFL in the Olympics is a totally normal thing now.
🥷 Rudy vs. Radio: same movie, different disabilities.

And of course:
🎂 Birthday shoutouts to celebrities who 100% don't know we exist
🍚 White rice vs. brown rice – aka “The Great Colon Debate”
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Beer that tastes like regret and foam
🚪 “There’s no place like home”...unless you’re murdered there
🕺 We close with the Pour Choices Modeling Show, where we strike a pose that says “I peaked in 8th grade” (still no homo… unless you want there to be)

This episode is like mixing an AP History class with bathroom graffiti and serving it on a paper plate at your cousin’s parole party.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

New Episodes Released Every Wednesday – Don’t Miss Out!

Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:58 – IF YOU DON'T WANT THE SMOKE, DONT START THE FIRE
6:04 – WHY DOES GRAPE FLAVORED STUFF TASTE LIKE PURPLE AND NOT GRAPES?
9:31 – HOW HIGH UP DOES THE SKY START?
11:11 – SENIOR QUOTES
15:02 – DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH WARM OR COLD WATER?
18:30 – FUNNY MINOR LEAGUE TEAM NAMES
26:29 – WILD GOOSE CHASES & BUBBLE GUTS
29:45 – THE DEATH PENALTY
33:11 – HOMOCIDE HITS CLOSE TO HOME
40:39 – BAD JOKES
43:50 – GUESSING ODDLY NAMED HISTORICAL EVENTS
54:10 – BUILD YOUR 5 MAN OLYMPIC FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM
59:41 – NFL PLAYERS GETTING PRIORITY IN OLYMPICS
1:03:53 – RUDY VS RADIO
1:05:36 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:08:44 – WHITE RICE VS BROWN RICE
1:13:23 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
1:18:13 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:19:42 – ASK REDDIT - WHAT'S A HOUSE RULE THAT YOU HATED AS A CHILD, BUT SWEAR BY NOW?
1:25:51 – THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
1:29:24 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT IS A SAYING THAT JUST ISN’T TRUE?
1:34:24 – POUR CHOICES MODELING SHOW?
1:36:29 – OUTRO

__________

Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content!
https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1
Follow 'The Pour Choices Show" on socials!

•YouTube
•Instagram
•TikTok
•Facebook

#PourChoicesShow #GrapeIsALiar #BubbleGutsFlightEdition #OlympicFlagFootball #TrashPandasForLife #DarkHumorPodcast #ToothpasteTemperatureDebate #ModelingPosesNoHomo #RiceWarChronicles #PodcastForMenWhoCryInTrucks