Episodes

  • Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Dec 24 2024

    Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄

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    0:00 Intro + If you could have any present?

    4:28 Petes depressed

    9:18 Do you not want to look after your woman?

    12:22 Thank you guys

    13:32 A Good philosophy for life + Pete live in the Amazon Jungle

    20:35 Petes blaming the algorithm again🙄

    23:25 Lilly Phillips and “The 100 Men”

    31:33 Christmas games

    1:03:07 Game of charades


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • New Episode Out on Patreon Today
    Dec 19 2024

    On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird?

    Patreon EP88

    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

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    8 mins
  • Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Dec 17 2024

    On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group.


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    0:00 Intro + CEO Assassin

    5:24 women like a man with a big d*ck

    8:24 CEO Assassin Pt2

    11:32 Good looking men cant be creepy

    17:06 Would you except flirtation from a young woman?

    19:20 CEO Assassin Pt3

    22:30 Americans believe in ghosts

    29:48 Watching a film with your partner

    33:43 Scientist can now read dreams

    42:59 Dating a girl who been with all your friends

    59:20 “Question of the week”

    1:06:41 Dilemma


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Dec 10 2024


    On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma


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    0:00 Intro + President Biden pardons son for crimes

    9:21 when your dads a teacher

    14:57 Pete attacks Tulisa

    24:32 “Missed connections”

    27:58 What’s the longest you’ve tried with a woman?

    32:40 Teletubbies debate

    37:29 1 in 4 will remain single for their entire life

    40:14 Being judgemental on looks

    43:43 The rules on divorce need to be changed

    1:00:35 Dilemma: hidden stash of blue pills


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


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    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Dec 3 2024

    On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black.


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    0:00 Intro + The missing chocolates

    14:33 Connor McGregor

    33:10 Your wife is worth 500 Million and she cheats, you staying?

    44:13 If you were allowed to sleep with other women, would you?

    54:17 Woman throws away 569 million bitcoin fortune

    56:05”Dee has done nothing wrong”

    59:38 Dilemma: Accidentally showed my boyfriends friend nudes

    1:11:40 Dilemma: My daughter is white but she wants to be black



    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 26 2024

    On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much.


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    0:00 intro

    3:34 Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul

    5:10 You Need trauma to be a good boxer

    9:01 Mike Tyson Looked really old

    20:27 What makes a good liar?

    32:54 Is it weird to hold your male friend around the waist?

    36:48 “Winter Penis”

    38:16 Washing before meeting a woman

    45:58 Dilemma: My partner took a joke too far, should I leave?

    52:48 Dilemma: Racist mum

    55:28 Pete accuses Luke of being too soft with women


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 19 2024

    On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far.


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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 Intro + Go Compare guy on strictly

    13:08 North Korean troops addicted to P*rn

    24:12 Female boxer medical record leaked. Is she a man?

    26:30 Mistakes you never recover from

    34:48 You can lose teeth due to stress

    38:15 flatmates from hell

    42:04 Signs of love

    48:05 Female Dragons Flys play dead to avoid mating

    51:40 Sleeping with my trainer

    1:08:11 This is a crime


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Nov 12 2024

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first?

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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 The Colonel and the Chicken

    4:40 Intro + Luke tricks Pete into liking men

    14:08 Women’s lottery + Critiquing your woman

    17:25 Pete and Charlotte go watch wrestling

    23:46 Flirting

    38:57 Is ok for partners to get involved in family arguments?

    53:17 Found out my boyfriend was the creepy guy in DMs

    1:15:56 Credits


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 18 mins