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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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 Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
Episodes
  • Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jun 17 2025

    On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro and Breakdancing

    4:09 What makes you a hero?

    8:44 Trump Vs Musk

    13:01 Luke reads Petes mind

    19:01 Chris Rock is nerdy

    27:16 When your friend has dirt on you

    31:11 Are Americans stupid?

    34:08 when you turn your phone volume down when friends are around

    36:04 Tinder introduces height filter

    41:29 Luke and Petes Preference in men

    47:33 Man steals to show off to women

    54:20 Willy Extender

    1:01:00 My daughter is dating a black bum


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jun 10 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Lucas and Pat Intro

    6:47 Woman was rude to Luke in traffic

    12:11 When people cant accept an apology

    16:40 Lucas and Pat answer dilemma

    25:02 Pete is frightened for his life

    26:00 People begging for money

    34:07 When people turn into drug addicts

    43:35 Friend who turned gay

    47:19 Friend stuck in world war fantasy

    48:16 Government keep changing mind about cannabis

    52:53 Changing mind about trans

    57:21 Least favourite race

    1:09:46 One of your ancestors were R*ped?

    1:14:07 Dilemma: My best friend fat shames me


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

    I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jun 3 2025
    On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 If we had each other voices1:52 Walking long distances 2:43 Good tv ads 4:25 Women with dirty feet 8:41 Pete doesn’t like South London (Lewisham)11:54 Pete gets “called out” by God13:45 Dilemma: “My girlfriend spat in my face”18:49 Pete thinks everyone is going crazy 20:41 My Grandad wasn’t the best man to our family 23:58 Back to spitting in the face28:41 Calling out man for scratching balls in public 30:29 Romeo Must die film32:34 Hairy legs on a woman 35:23 My best friend and my mum are sleeping together 39:04 President macron and wife fight in public 41:00 I tickle Charlotte as punishment 44:11 Pete flirts with Luke’s mum 52:51 Ive been ghosted while 12 weeks pregnant, help59:43 Fight with Indian woman in chicken shop 1:05:02 We finally answer dilemma 1:09:27 Was Pete abused as a child?🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 24 mins
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Outrageously funny, down to earth, real. It’s so wrong at times it’s just right. It is really refreshing to have 2 very funny men talking about the everyday toil and giving opinions that can be so left field it literally has you laughing out loud. I would recommend to anyone, it’s fantastic

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Luke and Pete, the two of you get me through boring work days, mucking out the horses in the wind and rain and even join me in the bath on an evening! keep it up lads, you're hilarious x

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Hilariously funny unapologetically to the point exactly how it should be these touring infectious and anybody who doesn’t agree needs to have a long hard look at their boring self
Honestly wish nothing but the best for these two

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absolutely love these guys! you are guaranteed to belly laugh! the only thing that brings me joy 🤣 love love love..

laugh my head off!

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