This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.

We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.

Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far – A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair – And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.)

Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke….

Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk.

03:00 - Naughty Corner 33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide 43:48 - AITA 47:49 - Confession 50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.

In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).

Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.

We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.

Timestamps below: 03:44 – Submariners 08:36 – Naughty Corner 37:10 – Filthy Fortunes 43:50 – Confessions 1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole 1:17:43 – Would You Rather

00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?

We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and a powerful reminder that you're never alone.

And if that wasn’t enough chaos for one episode, one listener shares their first-ever threesome experience at a sexy public sauna (spoiler: it did not go smoothly), and another tells us about a sexual encounter that quickly veered into terrifying stalker territory. Netflix, call us.

Timestamps: 02:01 - Luke’s Kink 06:40 - Naughty Corner 24:24 - Last Week’s Naughty Corner Further Submissions 31:57 - Luke Shit His Pants 35:05 - Sex Toy Review 41:24 - Filthy Fortunes 45:49 - TG Follow-up 49:19 - Oops Wrong Hole 1:03:03 - Would You Rather

08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You Rather

00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather?

Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!

Luke x

00:00 Intro

02:45 The Human Carpet 12:50 Naughty Corner 47:05 Quiz On My Face 51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 01:00:30 Would You Rather?

00:00 Intro 04:30 History of Sex 14:55 Naughty Corner 30:20 Quiz On My Face 36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 46:10 Would You Rather?