This week’s episode is a masterclass in filth, frustration, and the absolute weirdness of human desire.

We kick things off with a husband who really wants his wife to date women, a listener on the edge of a cuckolding threesome just to fix his trust issues, and a missionary mishap that leads to one of the most accidentally honest weight/sex breakdowns we’ve ever heard.

Then: – A topless holiday fantasy goes too far – A neighbour becomes a vigilante over an affair – And the wildest kink confessions to ever land in our inbox (condoms in the fridge? Yep.)

Plus: wedgies, piss play, clove cigarette smoke….

Timestamps below. Listen at your own risk.

03:00 - Naughty Corner 33:20 - Ride, Bride, Hide 43:48 - AITA 47:49 - Confession 50:15 - Oops Wrong Hole, "What's your "weirdest" kink and what about it turns you on?"

This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.

In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).

Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that include 'accidental' peen-licking during a threesome, exhibitionist trampoline play, a dildo-drenched car seat, and the kind of shower sex surprise that’ll haunt your loofah.

We round things off with another brutal Would You Rather—this one might just break your brain.

Timestamps below: 03:44 – Submariners 08:36 – Naughty Corner 37:10 – Filthy Fortunes 43:50 – Confessions 1:01:56 – Oops Wrong Hole 1:17:43 – Would You Rather

00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?