Hallmarked for Murder

By: Shannon Hammer
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  • Summary

  • Kat and Sara cover Hallmark Mysteries, for those who want to escape to an airbrushed fantasy world, but still need some semblance of a plot to pretend to follow. Join us if you love your murder stories to be rated an easy G.
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Episodes
  • Dirty Santa Gift: A Christmas Melody

    Dirty Santa Gift: A Christmas Melody
    Dec 22 2024

    It's your Dirty Santa gift from HFM! Sara and Kat start a new holiday tradition of helping a depressed child write a special song about getting their mom laid, inspired by 2015's A Christmas Melody. This classic stars Logan, Tess, and.... Mariah Carey.

    Apparently MC did "write" the song from the finale, and later "adapted its lyrics to be relevant for a child singing about her single mother finding love."

    You can email us about your special relationship with your school custodian at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.

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    50 mins
  • Chronicle Mysteries: The Deep End

    Chronicle Mysteries: The Deep End
    Nov 22 2024

    Sara and Kat are inspired to start a swim class for middle-aged men after watching the next installment of the Chronicle Mysteries.

    Read more about men's sudden thirst for extracurriculars upon becoming fathers here at Reductress.

    You can send us your duffels full of cash at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.
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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Chronicle Mysteries: Vines That Bind

    Chronicle Mysteries: Vines That Bind
    Nov 16 2024

    Sara and Kat plant their feet in some very immoral soil during the latest Chronicle Mysteries.


    You can reach us at hallmarkedformurder@gmail.com.
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    1 hr and 26 mins

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