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The Dicktionary Club

By: Sophie Gravia
Narrated by: Emma Tracey, Grace Calder, Lois Chimimba
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From the Queen of Holiday Reads, Sophie Gravia, comes a brand new laugh-out-loud novel about friendship, love, and surviving modern dating. Grab your sunglasses, your beach bag and a copy of The Dicktionary Club - the ultimate suitcase essential!

Finding the one is just so hard...

Ella, Katy, and Zola are done with Glasgow's dating scene. From ghosting to catfishing to cringe-worthy Tinder messages, navigating love in today's society has become an absolute nightmare! But when one of them is dumped by a guy who saw her as nothing more than a quick swipe, the trio decide to fight back and take matters into their own hands. Creating The Dicktionary Club - an exclusive, women-only website dedicated to exposing Scotland's worst serial swipers with brutally honest reviews.

Their mission is to help women spot the red flags, dodge heartbreakers, and take back control of the dating scene. But as the site goes viral, so does the drama in their own love lives. And when one of them starts falling for a guy she's been warning others to avoid, things get messier-and more complicated-than ever...

Friendship, flirting and absolute chaos, The Dicktionary Club has got it all, from the bestselling author of A Glasgow Kiss and Hot Girl Summer.

Don't miss the brand-new BBC podcast Situationships with Sophie and Christine, where Sophie teams up with Christine McGuiness to dive into listeners' dating dilemmas and give their unfiltered advice on love, friendship and everything in between.

©2025 Sophie Gravia (P)2025 Bonnier Books UK
Literature & Fiction Romantic Comedy Dating

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I love Sophie Gravia. the story is good but the narration nearly made me get my credit back.

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Great engaging story
Not as much eyebrow raising as previously books
But I loved it and laughed out loud and shouted nooooo on a few occasions

Sophie Gravia doing what she is good at

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Loved the story, each character was brought to life and the narration was perfect. Couldn’t stop listening.

Refreshingly real

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