Life Sucks After You Die

Twice Bitten, Book 1

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Life Sucks After You Die

By: Crystal-Rain Love

Narrated by: Danielle Muething

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What do you get when you mix an incubus bite with a vampire bite?

A shitastrophe.

All I wanted to do was go to a bar and drown my sorrows in some alcohol, but I had to get attacked by an incubus. Now, I'm being guarded by a hunky but oh-so-irritating vampire (who bit me, too) while the incubus stalks me.

Being guarded by the sexy vampire probably wouldn't be that bad if not for the fact that my perfect boss has finally noticed me. Try dating while a vampire guards you way too closely and an incubus tracks your every move, waiting to pounce.

Then, there's some creepy hunter guy who also wants to kill me. The sun wants to kill me. Human food wants to kill me. Don't even get me started on my family.

Life sucks after you die!

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This series isn’t just a story—it’s a bloody brilliant experience. The author’s talent shines through every page, weaving a world that feels alive with characters who stay with you and feel like friends you've know forever! I love how Danny is unlike any protagonist you’ve read before. She is flawed, relatable, and achingly human. Her struggles with trauma and love are so raw and real that you feel every step of her journey as if it were your own. You feel her growth throught the series, not a typical "everything I do is somehow perfect" character. At times you will scream at her and times you will want to hug her. Either way she's brilliant.

There’s a sense of something bigger unfolding with each chapter, a careful build toward a crescendo you can’t yet see but can feel coming. You can tell how much heart and effort has gone into every word, every twist. And i absolutely love that about crystals writting. It’s not just a book you’ll devour once; it’s one you’ll want to return to again and again, finding new layers each time. This isn’t just vampire fantasy—it’s storytelling at its finest. I honestly just love her work

The narrator had a huge challenge to capture all the magic in the book and I can tell you she absolutely nailed it! Best book and narrator combo ever!!

Vampire Fantasy at its finest