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It's Not Me, It's Them

Confessions of a Hopeless Modern Romantic

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It's Not Me, It's Them

By: Joel Dommett
Narrated by: Joel Dommett
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About this listen

As a 17-year-old virgin working...for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of showbiz. Secondly, he is going to find 'the one' - and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first 50 people he's definitely going to sleep with.

What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.

Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel's trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK's most exciting comedian.

©2018 Joel Dommett (P)2018 Headline Publishing Group Ltd Performing Arts Funny Comedy Feel-Good Heartfelt Witty Thought-Provoking

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Fun and lighthearted, although he often went into too much detail. In addition, at one point he texted Lily, “hey H”, so maybe further proof reading required…

Enjoyable, entertaining

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lovely story. made me laugh out loud in my car to my own embarrassment. I enjoyed tales of Joel's life and a heart warming link that brought it all together.

heart warming story

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Such a great book to listen to. Funny, honest, moving ... Made me laugh out loud so much ...

A great listen!

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Joel dommett has an amazing ability to tell his story well and keeps you interested to the very end. definitely will listen to it again.

great story

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Been a fan of Joel since I came across him in the jungle. Having since seen him on tour, this book is told with his hilarious sense of humour. Would fully recommend

Hilarious!

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Glued to this book from start to finish. Read beautifully by Joel. Very funny and shocking in parts. Brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant.

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Hilarious, really easy listen. I laughed out loud so many times! I was sad to finish it! Hope there are more books to follow! x

Loved it!

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I loved this audiobook. It’s so painfully honest and funny, I can see me listening to it again and again

Genuinely laugh out loud

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Would you listen to It's Not Me, It's Them again? Why?

great book would listen again

What did you like best about this story?

the honesty- unlike many biographies I believed all of this book

Which scene did you most enjoy?

agh the end

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

the end paraghraph

Any additional comments?

I dont often write reviews but this book hits all the spots, good story, honest, well written and read. sad it finished- hope there is more to come

loved it

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It has a nice, easy going delivery. Not laugh out loud, more a smile now and then.
His timelines got me confused at times.
Many wonder if he is gay or bi, I am sure he is aware, so he seems to state his heterosexuality often. Listing conquests.
That only serves to make me wonder ...
But, all that aside, a nice listen well read.

Dodging bullets .... ??

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