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Don't Be Stupid

5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You

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Don't Be Stupid

By: Silly Turtle
Narrated by: Grant Benker
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About this listen

How often have you wanted to tell someone that they are stupid?

But you can’t, right? Because it’s rude and socially unacceptable. The solution to this problem is giving them a practical gift to help.

This guide is here to help stupid people realize that they are stupid, see the stupid things they do, and correct their stupid ways. This handy little book will help them:

  • Realize that they are not the only person in the world.
  • Learn what they do that drives the rest of us crazy.
  • How to stop being an idiot driver.
  • Recognize just how gullible they are.
  • Stop being a know-it-all.

And more!

Don’t Be Stupid is a humorous satire describing steps that a stupid person could take to become less of an idiot. Written for entertainment purposes only, it walks the listener through five insulting steps that can lead a person out of stupidity. It makes the perfect gag gift or white elephant present. Be sure to share it with your favorite moron!

©2023 Melissa A Gallant (P)2023 Melissa Gallant Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Witty Funny

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The title may be tongue-in-cheek, but the content of "Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You" is anything but. This book is a straightforward, no-holds-barred guide to getting your act together. The author’s style is engaging, making complex concepts easily understandable, and the narration adds an extra layer of enjoyment. I appreciated the practical exercises at the end of each chapter, which helped me apply the concepts to real-life situations. Whether you're a self-help enthusiast or a skeptic, this book offers an entertaining and enlightening fresh perspective.

Hilariously Honest, Surprisingly Insightful

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This book was enjoyable to listen to while working. I mean, stupid people don't realize they're stupid. The author did an excellent job putting this book together and keeping it engaging for those who read it. The narrator maintained my attention and brought the novel to life. We all enjoy books that make us chuckle, and this one did not disappoint. Congratulations to the author for publishing a book like this. It certainly made my day!

fun read!

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"Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You" is a laugh-out-loud satire that cleverly tackles the topic of self-awareness with humor and wit. This book takes a lighthearted approach to help individuals recognize their quirks and improve themselves. It's a perfect choice for those seeking an amusing read or a whimsical gift. Prepare to be entertained while gaining some valuable insights along the way. Highly recommended for a good chuckle!

A Hilarious and Entertaining Guide to Self-Reflec

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Don't Be Stupid: 5 Steps Any Idiot Can Do—Yes, Even You is an eye-opening audiobook that manages to strike a fine balance between humor and valuable life lessons. Narrated with enthusiasm and charm, it guides listeners through a journey of self-reflection and personal growth with just the right amount of wit.

Enlightens While Entertaining

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This book was fun to listen to during my work day. I mean, stupid people don't know they're stupid lol. The author did a good job of putting together this book and keeping it entertaining for those listening. The narrator kept me engaged and really brought the book to life. We all love books that can make us laugh and this one really had me laughing. Props to the author for putting a book like this out here. Certainly brightened my day!

Fun satire book

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The Don't Be Stupid audiobook was a bold way of letting you know if the shoe fits to wear it, but do something about it. The author cleverly sets up the storyline with the scenario of how offensive people can be and point out how to change the behavior. The narrator deserves applause for his high level of engagement in keeping up with the tone needed to entertain the listener. I like that he could switch to a calming tone of compassion. You will stay alert throughout this audiobook, wondering what will come next that the author has conjured up.

Great Laughs & Chuckles

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This audiobook differed from what I usually listen to, but it was super cool. The author talked about his thoughts in a funny and personal way. He even shared some fun ways to help silly people understand that they're being silly. He also gave tips on staying caught up on everything you hear or not acting like you know everything, which I appreciated. Even though this was not my usual kind of audiobook, I had a good time and even laughed a lot. That's why anyone might like it.

Overall, this is fun and entertaining! I would readily endorse this audiobook to anyone, regardless of their preferred genre or style.

Super Cool

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This book is a loud wake up call for anybody who walks around life without much concern for the world around them. If you know someone who constantly becomes a nuisance just because of their lack of awareness for the world around them then you might want to get this book for them. Keep in mind it can be quite mean spirit at times but the author does have a lot of good points. You will learn about the dunning kruger effect and how to avoid falling into it as well as some important tips on driving which I have to say he's completely right about. Definitely give it a listen yourself before you do give it to anyone for a quick laugh but also to make sure you aren't going to hurt their feelings to badly.

mean but true

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This book can be completely offensive if you are put off by in your face satire and approach. It has vulgarity and a tongue in cheek tone of offensive nature as it is a prank book. I honestly quit listening and decided not to review then came back to it because the author told me the purpose. If you want a book that has a very direct approach to telling it like it is, this is the book.

Be Warned!! Satire!!

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If I didn't know better, I would have thought I went to the gym but no lol just a result of this book. What a hilarious compilation of words. If you need a chuckle or you have a big funny bear in the family, dont hesitate. But be warned, you may laugh till it hurts.

an ab workout

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