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Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 1
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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The kids in the third grade at Bailey Elementary are so hard to handle that all of their teachers have quit. But their new teacher, Mrs. Jeepers, is different, to say the least....
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Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
- Release date: 13-04-21
- Language: English
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Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 2
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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The new director at Camp Lone Wolf seems like a nice guy. But when the kids learn the legend of a local boy who disappeared and the wolf that prowls the campgrounds howling in the night, they start to wonder if Camp Lone Wolf is more than just a name....
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Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 2
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 2
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
- Release date: 27-04-21
- Language: English
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Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 3
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 45 mins
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There have always been some pretty weird grownups in Bailey City, but the new custodian at the Bailey School is one of a kind. When he appears out of nowhere just before Christmas to help out at the school, Mr. Jolly's white hair and beard bring the fabled St. Nick to everyone's mind....
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Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 3
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 3
- Length: 45 mins
- Release date: 08-03-22
- Language: English
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Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
- Adventures of The Bailey School Kids Series, Book 5
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 44 mins
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Eddie's great aunt Mathilda is sick and he has to help take care of her. But when Eddie and his friends visit Mathilda's house, strange things start to happen....
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Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
- Adventures of The Bailey School Kids Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 5
- Length: 44 mins
- Release date: 29-03-22
- Language: English
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Aliens Don't Wear Braces
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 7
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 48 mins
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When the art teacher disappears after a strange display of flashing lights, it looks like Bailey Elementary is in a bind. But out of nowhere a mysterious and pale woman with silver-white hair and an unusual white outfit shows up to take her place....
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Aliens Don't Wear Braces
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 7
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 7
- Length: 48 mins
- Release date: 17-10-23
- Language: English
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Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 4
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 48 mins
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Melody is certain that her new basketball coach, Mr. O'Grady, is a leprechaun. Bailey School Elementary's new gym teacher is short, and Irish, and carries a bag filled with special stones. Soon, Melody and the other children are keeping an eye on him....
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Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 4
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 4
- Length: 48 mins
- Release date: 15-03-22
- Language: English
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Witches Don't Do Backflips
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 10
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 56 mins
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The new gymnastics teacher likes cats, brooms, and funny rhymes, that sound awfully close to spells....
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Witches Don't Do Backflips
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 10
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 10
- Length: 56 mins
- Release date: 07-11-23
- Language: English
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Bailey School Kids: Zombies Don't Play Soccer
- By: Marsha Thornton Jones, Debra S. Dadey
- Narrated by: Vinnie Penna
- Length: 41 mins
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The Bailey School soccer team hasn't had a lot of success, but their new coach seems like the woman to help whip them into shape....
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Bailey School Kids: Zombies Don't Play Soccer
- Narrated by: Vinnie Penna
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 25-03-11
- Language: English
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Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 8
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 45 mins
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Ever since Eugene became their new neighbor, the third graders at Bailey Elementary School get everything they wish for. This all seems great . . . until their lives start to turn upside down....
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Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 8
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 8
- Length: 45 mins
- Release date: 24-10-23
- Language: English
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Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 6
- By: Marcia Thornton Jones, Debbie Dadey
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 36 mins
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Mrs. Jeepers is taking her class to a science museum. But when they stumble onto a secret lab, it looks like the real science is going on behind the scenes! The curator, Dr. Victor, has a helper named Frank.
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Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 6
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 6
- Length: 36 mins
- Release date: 26-11-24
- Language: English
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Wizards Don't Need Computers
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 20
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 39 mins
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The Bailey School Kids need to do a report on England. Howie picks Camelot as his topic, which is how he knows the new assistant at the library, Mr. Merle, looks just like the ancient wizard Merlin....
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Wizards Don't Need Computers
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 20
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 20
- Length: 39 mins
- Release date: 09-01-24
- Language: English
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Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
- The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 16
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 45 mins
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There's a new guidance counselor at Bailey Elementary School and he's giving the kids the creeps. No one understands why his skin is so pale, why he hides from the sun, or why his skin is deathly cold to the touch....
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Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
- The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 16
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 16
- Length: 45 mins
- Release date: 12-12-23
- Language: English
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Martians Don't Take Temperatures
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 18
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 39 mins
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The ever-suspicious students at Bailey School lose control of their imaginations again when they meet new school nurse Mrs. Redding, who they come to believe is a Martian spying on Earth kids....
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Martians Don't Take Temperatures
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 18
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 18
- Length: 39 mins
- Release date: 26-12-23
- Language: English
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Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 24
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 38 mins
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There's a hot new pizza joint in Bailey City and Mrs. Jeepers brings the kids there for a special treat. The castle-shaped building and medieval-style costumes on the waiters are fun, but when a rumble from the kitchen shakes the restaurant's foundations, the kids get suspicious....
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Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 24
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 24
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 26-12-23
- Language: English
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Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 12
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 51 mins
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There are some pretty weird grown-ups living in Bailey City—and a lot of strange happenings. The Bailey School Kids take it upon themselves to investigate....
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Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 12
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 12
- Length: 51 mins
- Release date: 21-11-23
- Language: English
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Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 44 mins
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The Bailey School kids wonder if the new dentist in town, Dr. Herb, who has huge, bulging muscles and wears a shirt that reads, "Champion of the World," is really the Greek god, Hercules.
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Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 30
- Length: 44 mins
- Release date: 26-11-24
- Language: English
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Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- By: Marcia Thornton Jones, Debbie Dadey
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 43 mins
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Visiting Ruby Mountain during a class trip, Eddie spots enormous tracks on the dirt trail and becomes convinced that the prints belong to the square-dancing teacher, a large, hairy man who resembles Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 25
- Length: 43 mins
- Release date: 26-11-24
- Language: English
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Mermaids Don't Run Track
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- By: Marcia Thornton Jones, Debbie Dadey
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 44 mins
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Mr. Jenkins, the director at Camp Lone Wolf, has decided to hold a track meet. He's even brought an expert running coach to help the Bailey School kids prepare. The new coach is strangely inspirational—when she sings, people feel like they can do anything.
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Mermaids Don't Run Track
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 26
- Length: 44 mins
- Release date: 26-11-24
- Language: English
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Knights Don't Teach Piano
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- By: Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 39 mins
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When several students begin to take piano lessons from a man who lives in a creepy old castle, the Bailey School kids begin to suspect that he may have a mysterious past.
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Knights Don't Teach Piano
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 29
- Length: 39 mins
- Release date: 26-11-24
- Language: English
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Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 28
- By: Marcia Thornton Jones, Debbie Dadey
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 41 mins
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Liza is on her way to the local stables when she slips on the snow and hurts herself! Out of nowhere, a sleigh pulled by a white unicorn appears and takes her all the way to the stable.
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Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, Book 28
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Series: The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 28
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 26-11-24
- Language: English
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