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Here Be Sexist Vampires

Deep in Your Veins Series, Book 1

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Here Be Sexist Vampires

By: Suzanne Wright
Narrated by: Justine Eyre, P.J. Ochlan
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Sam Parker is a vampire with a gift so strong and substantial that she is invited to partake in a test for a place in the Grand High Master Vampire's private army. She finds that not only has the army never included a woman, but it has never included a Svente vampire; a breed that is regarded by the super strong Pagori breed and the hypnotically beautiful Keja breed to be too tame and human-like.

Most refuse to take her seriously, especially a Pagori commander named Jared who she craves in spite of herself. The Grand High Master, however, sees her potential and offers her the position of Jared's co-commander to help train the newest squad in time for the impending attack on his home. Sam has to demonstrate to Jared and the squad of chauvinists why it is incredibly foolish to underestimate a wilful, temperamental, borderline-homicidal Svente female.

©2012 Suzanne Wright (P)2018 Tantor
Fantasy Fiction Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Romantic Vampire
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Ghastly supposedly English accent!!

Entertaining enough story spoiled by the male attempting an English London accent! Really terrible! Please don’t bother, just speak American to stop the pain an English person feels!

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good story but...

It was a good story and I would of bought the next book if the Male parts had been read by the Male and the female parts had been read by the female I hate a Male doing a female accent.

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a good read

I enjoyed listening to this book I really liked the strong female character an she stayed a strong character throughout would definitely recommend

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a vampiric lovestory with audio porn content

for me there needed more plot and twists to balance the very raunchy sex scenes. the heroin is quite likeable but for such a strong feminist character the dithering over bedding her man just didnt fit. also the male narrator didnt quite get Sam's voice.

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A brilliant sexy vampire story

I enjoyed the book very much. Being English and living close to London England, my only negative was that considering Sam Parker was meant to be a Cockney neither narrator honed the Cockney accent at all. PJ still sounded like an American badly attempting Cockney and Justine, although doing a great middle class British English accent, did not sound like a Cockney either. Americans often struggle with British English and Canadians, when mimicking British English do a good job but British dialects aren't easy. A voice coach may have helped to make it more believable, or maybe it would have been better to have left out the Cockney element from the story altogether. That said both narrators were brilliant and I absolutely loved the story. I'm looking forward to listening to Suzanne Wright's The Bite That Binds, now x

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Awful narration

Whilst the time of both narrator's voices was good their accents and character voices are dreadful. Each narrator's versions of the different characters were vastly different from the other's.
This female narrator insists on doing the most ridiculous attempt at a British accent. It comes across as a completely phoney upper class accent which is completely at odds with the slang terms the character uses. The male narrator's version of the same character is the voice equivalent of a caricature and nothing like any woman's voice - ever!

The story might have been good but i can only remember the awful narration

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Loved it!

Can’t wait the next. Great story so much more in it than your usual vampire stories.

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2 narrators

I really struggled listening to the narrator who read Jared POV, particularly when he read out Sam talking - to the point I couldn't listen to it and got the hard copy instead. Great story if you can get over that.

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Started really well but a bit rushed at the end🤷‍♀️

I’m not normally into vampire books, but I really enjoyed the majority of this one.
It was well done on the vampire theme not ridiculously unbelievable.
I liked the characters and the storyline. However, about half way through, the accents went a bit off topic 🫤 this weird faux cockney like Dick Van Dyke was laughably bad. It didn’t stop me from listening to the end, it just made it far less enjoyable.

NOTE TO PRODUCERS- USE NATIVE SPEAKERS OR DON’T BOTHER because it can put a five star book review to a 2 star review, it’s that serious. You don’t seem to listen to this advice from listeners. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE! This review may not appear because it’s not 5 star and critical - they do ‘disappear’ 🤔.

Finally, I did feel the final bit of the book culminating in the battle was really short and lacking in suspense. It just felt a little rushed.

I would recommend this book but only if you aren’t too put off by dubious accents.

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Different and enjoyable

I have read alot of vampire books but none like this. Terrible name for a book but thought Id give it a go since was free. Glad I did. Funny, spicy and had a storyline to it.

Female narrator good, male narrators female english accent cringeworthy but I just went with it.

Worth a listen.

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