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Have you ever met someone whose entire life mission was to get under your skin? A high school bully, perhaps? A work colleague that just can't buy a f--king clue? Your shithead next door neighbor who revs his engine at all hours of the night? Now imagine, for a moment, that pain in the ass follows you to your new home on a Caribbean island and continues to poke and poke and poke until you fucking explode. You'd wanna retaliate, right?

Have you ever had a rash? I’m talking one of the bad rashes. You know, the crusty kind that ooze puss and fester under the surface of your skin? The kind you gotta see a doctor for. Well, I’ve got a rash. It’s a bad one. And her name is Erika Wild. I’ve been told I can’t pick at my rash. I can’t cuss at either.

Life is difficult for the world’s tiniest superhero. Her genius plan to save her parents from supervillainy in one easy step proved impossible - at least not without destroying the Earth. Superpowers, good or bad, aren’t going away any time soon. Mom’s as likely to hug her as trick her into a ridiculous trap, but at least, her dad’s mellowed out a bit. Lately, he seems focused more on being weird than evil.

It’s been a few weeks since the Nolmek scattered giant crystals around the world that unintentionally gave some people superpowers. They also nearly eliminated war and shared technology to solve famine, drought, and pollution, so pretty much everyone loves them. Alas, the aliens didn’t visit Earth purely out of kindness. They needed a primitive species to enslave.

Bodyguarding two beautiful twins on their journey to a poker tournament wasn’t my normal type of work as a wandering Sellsword, but the pay is good and the ladies weren’t hard on the eyes. But as I quickly learned, there was more than meets the eye to these twins, and trouble follows them everywhere. What should be a simple excursion is very likely to end in a blood bath, and it would take all my skills to make sure none of it was mine.

The Great West stretched on endlessly, and it was filled with pioneer mining towns, magic, and opportunity. But it was also filled with brigands, monsters, and the unknown. Fortunately, I was around to protect people. For a price, that is.

Saving the world isn’t easy. It’s even harder when you’re only nine. Kelly Donovan used to be a nobody. Well, a smart nobody. Skipping ahead a year in school made her the smallest kid in fifth grade and a target for bullies in search of an easy mark. She tried to follow her father’s advice and ignore them, but it didn’t do any good. Escaping into her favorite comic books at least helped her through the day. Who needs friends anyway? Sometimes, dreams find a way to come true, even if nobody asked them to.

What happens when you mix together a bored teenager, his girlfriend, and his younger brother with a reckless goblin intent on making Halloween last forever, and a witch with out-of-this world culinary skills? It's The Longest Halloween, a modern day fable that celebrates belief in oneself and family togetherness.

In The Griffin’s Feather, Princess Angelina and Prince Harris journey across the Marrokian Desert to the Temple of the Eclipsed Sun. Their quest: obtain a griffin's feather for a potion that will reverse Princess Angelina's curse, turning her back from a dragon into human form. Facing daunting traps and challenges within the ancient temple, they stumble upon an unexpected find—a hidden restaurant run by Viktor, a griffin.

In "The Mermaid's Tear", Princess Angelina and Prince Harris travel to Luna Island, where the first ingredient for a magical potion awaits—the elusive mermaid's tear. But their journey takes an unexpected turn when they uncover a pirate plot to capture the island's gentle mermaids. The brave duo must outwit the pirates and save their newfound friends. Will they succeed in securing a mermaid's tear and breaking the spell, or will the princess remain a dragon forever? Come join this fun fantasy mermaid story for kids ages 6-9.

In The Witch's Errand, Princess Angelina and Prince Harris must travel to Stoneheart Peak to obtain a magical scrying glass from the dwarfs to break Fairy Queen Mab’s curse. If they fail, they will be forced to serve the dwarfs for the rest of their lives, and Princess Angelina will remain a dragon forever!

8-year-old Princess Angelina is the world’s brattiest princess. When she hunts in the Magic Wood, she angers the Fairy Queen Mab and is turned into a dragon! The princess is banished from her kingdom to the forest, where she befriends a young prince from Eldoria. Prince Harris is an aspiring dressmaker, in spite of his father's wishes. Together, Princess Angelina and Prince Harris must find a way to break Queen Mab's curse. If they fail, Princess Angelina will be doomed to spend the rest of her life with scales, claws, and a tail!