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With possible wars on the horizon, I've got to find a spot for my family, secure my borders, and prepare to keep them safe. Oh, and I need to free a goddess, because I said I would. Maybe, just maybe, if everything goes right, I'll be able to kick back and enjoy the rewards of keeping my word.

I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped. I'm the first to control metal, ever. The oppressors rely on it, and I can crush their armor, war jeeps, and buildings like tin foil.

Before I had a chance to strike Lord Manageer's empire again, his forces hit back hard. Me and my team of ladies barely hold off fire-launching airships and a horde of chittering monsters. In the defense I meet a voluptuous elfen mechanic whose knowledge of airships give me a wild idea. If I can convince her to help, the team can pull off the biggest heist the Shimmerlands have ever seen: skyjacking an imperial airship.

I awoke to find myself thrust into a world transformed beyond recognition. Now, I must embark on a breathtaking journey that will forever alter my destiny. Traversing the vast expanse of the cosmos, I find myself perilously close to the swirling abyss of a mesmerizing black hole—an enthralling force that beckons me towards the unknown. Amidst the heart-pounding danger, I stumble upon a clandestine sanctuary brimming with captivating individuals, each possessing their own enigmatic allure. Among them is the ship's trusty AI, whose ethereal beauty is matched only by her profound wisdom.

As I grapple with the weight of responsibility as the captain of a formidable dreadnought, I'm thrust headlong into a relentless battle for the survival of the last vestiges of civilization. The number of beautiful women I care for has grown, as has the number of my children, and their safety has become my unwavering priority. To protect them and ensure a brighter future, I must confront ruthless alien mutants and savage space pirates, odds that seem insurmountable.

With Lord Manageer on the run, Luis and his ladies are in motion to hit the enemy with maximum force—but a new threat is looming. The undead of The Necromancer. Luis and his band of feisty mages must defeat The Necromancer's forces while also engineering the downfall of Lord Manageer himself. To get it done, Luis will have to maximize his true potential and launch himself as a one-man wrecking-ball into enemy territory. All to set up the final confrontation with Lord Manageer—who has a secret weapon ready to deploy.