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Top Shelf Stories

Top Shelf Stories

By: Jay Chris Tony
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In a world that often shuns the uncomfortable, we embrace it with open arms—and open laughs. Our candid narratives around our stories assure you that awkwardness is a shared human experience. Tune in, enjoy the ride, and maybe learn a thing or two.

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  • Turbulence, Panic, and Puke: One Family's Air Travel Nightmare
    Jun 17 2025

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    Tony shares his harrowing experience flying back from Orlando with his 11-year-old son who has severe flight anxiety and his fearless 4-year-old who enjoyed tormenting his brother.

    • Tony's family vacation to Orlando included theme parks, Legoland, Disney, and daily trips to Universal CityWalk
    • The flight to Florida experienced one bad drop that triggered his son Chase's severe flight anxiety
    • Chase spent the entire week asking about turbulence and the safety of their return flight
    • A major storm delayed their return flight and created scary visuals at the airport with palm trees bending and tornado warnings
    • The return flight experienced constant turbulence, causing Chase to have multiple panic attacks
    • The situation reached its peak when Chase vomited, and the bag spilled all over Tony, Chase, and the floor
    • Flight attendant provided rubber gloves, napkins, and a garbage bag for Tony to clean up the mess himself
    • Despite the traumatic flight experience, the family has another flight planned for later in the summer
    • Tony contrasts his sons' personalities - his anxious 11-year-old versus his "absolute savage" 4-year-old who enjoys tormenting his brother


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    47 mins
  • Umphrey's McGee and Party Vibes
    Jun 10 2025

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    We dive into Chris's epic weekend house party that evolved into a 24-hour rager, complete with barbecue, fire pits, and an Umphrey's McGee concert adventure.

    • Chris hosted an all-day party that transformed from a pre-concert gathering to a sunrise after-party
    • The crew traveled to the Riverside Theater via city bus, where Chris befriended and smuggled a stranger named Isaac into the concert
    • Tony experienced his first Umphrey's McGee show and shares his honest impressions as a first-timer
    • The group reminisces about the dangers of flipping through CD binders while driving compared to today's voice-activated music
    • Party highlights included outdoor fire pits, projector setups, and guests partying until sunrise despite the time change

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    52 mins
  • Short Kids, Big Problems
    Jun 3 2025

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    Jay shares his concerns about his 12-year-old son being bullied at school, prompting a candid discussion about generational approaches to handling bullies and what parents can do when their children are targeted.

    • The hosts share personal experiences with bullying from their childhoods
    • Discussion of different strategies to counter bullies, including the "Eight Mile" approach of owning insults
    • Debate about whether each generation gets progressively "softer" than the last
    • Tony shares a story about being hit by a friend's father and his grandfather's reaction
    • The group explores how physical discipline has evolved across generations
    • Jay details his son's situation and the steps he's taken to address the bullying so far
    • The hosts weigh whether teaching a child to fight back is effective or potentially harmful
    • Consideration of whether "killing with kindness" works or just makes a target appear weaker
    • Acknowledgment that today's bullying extends beyond school through social media and technology
    • The consensus that at some point, standing up to bullies may be necessary, even if uncomfortable

    "Beat the shit out of your bully." - A controversial but heartfelt closing thought from Tony as the hosts wrap up their discussion of this challenging parenting situation.


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    49 mins
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