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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.

But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.

He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.

From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…

Links from the pod:

His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446

Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ

ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM

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On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story.

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Links from the pod:

Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/

Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545

Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9

Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166

Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6

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Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu.

The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating starlets who flew too close to the sun.

But where did it all go wrong?

From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t…

With guest George Wilde

Links from the pod:

Kerlon’s seal dribble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY

Kerlon dribble sparks a brawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRgdQC__Qk

Adriano gold AK47: https://images.app.goo.gl/Cr61ks5f9adnL1Yv5

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