The TKP Rap: A Treatise on Being Cringe

Have you ever done something you deem extremely cringe? Have you ever withered in shame and regret and self loathing over your weird gaffes and goofs? Are you a human? If so, you’re gonna love this one -

In this episode we discuss -

• Plateaus - what are they, geologically? How do they differ from mountains, and what are other names for them? Have you ever fantasized about a smoking hot, emotionally distant retired spy hiding out in a cottage in Scotland?
• Moving from California to Tennessee - pros, cons, copes for the culture shock. None of the strategies laid out here have a high efficacy rate, though, so please use with caution in real life.
• February 4, 10th - a day that will live in infamy for like, one person (Lisa).
• Creative concepts - blankets that want to assault you, flash frozen cornmeal pups that are keen to dismantle stereotypes. Or reinforce them? In any case, creative communication concepts you can’t sell to anyone.
• Being cringe and loving it - ancient rules of sanskrit that had no idea how the host would interpret them in the internet age. Being cringe rules! Highly recommended for real life.

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Silly little ding dongs is hosted by Lisa Lorraine Carson, an artist and consultant living and working between Nashville and New York City. She will tell anyone who will listen: diamonds are a girl’s best friend.