Episodes

  • Ep 237: How the Josh Saved Judgemas
    Dec 23 2024
    In This Episode: We listened to a very special message from our fans, we talk about if it is creepy to learn ASL for your partner's family, a boyfriend pretends to be a crossdresser to hide an affair, a woman offers to do butt stuff if her boyfriend tries it too, a woman is convinced her boyfriend is trying to become successful just to give a break up speech, a guy does a typical dude move of telling his partner "whatever makes you sleep at night", and a listener ruins a lady's day by asking for her email. And Josh brought us a brand new Circle Jerdge, CEOs that definitely need to stay safe. Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: BF learned ASL is this creepy? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1hbrhz2/the_guy_22m_that_i_21f_am_dating_is_learning_asl/ BF pretended to cross-dress to hide that he had a wife https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1gsleqq/im_23f_and_my_25m_boyfriend_pretended_to_be_a/ Offered to Peg my BF https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1hdnctk/aitah_for_offering_to_peg_my_boyfriend/ BF is trying to become successful to break up with me https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1hdavdd/24m_23f_i_think_my_boyfriend_is_trying_to_be/ BF told his partner "Whatever helps you sleep at night" when talking about gaining weight https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1hdavdd/24m_23f_i_think_my_boyfriend_is_trying_to_be/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 2:59 Merry Judgemas 9:03 A Judgemas Surprise 12:16 r/relationship_advice: the guy I'm talking to learned ASL is this creepy 19:49 r/realtionship_advice: My bf pretended to be a crossdresser to hide he had a wife 30:10 r/aitah: AITA for offering to Peg my BF 37:54 Break 37:59 CJ: CEOs that NEED to stay safe 49:45 Listener Sound 52:32 LS: TIFU by asking for dead woman's email 58:02 r/realtionship_advice: I think my bf is trying to be successful to have a big break up speech 1:09:04 r/aitah: told my gf whatever makes you sleep at night when talking about weight she gained 1:17:24 WE HIT A BINGO!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • Ep 236: I Want a Gaycation
    Dec 16 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about some hot new resident hater merch, a potential new business expense for the Judgies, a guy who wants to take a gaycation to Ibiza, some secret "shampoo," a guy who was hospitalized for nutting too hard, a listener who had to learn to pee while standing, and a puppet boyfriend. We also go over YouTube comments for viral videos! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Gaycation in Ibiza Secret Shampoo DELETED TIFU Nutting Hard DELETED Puppet Boyfriend Time Stamps: 0:00 Resident Hater 2:34 Mail Time 11:26 Josh's New Expense 16:10 Gaycation in Ibiza 28:26 Secret Shampoo 36:40 TIFU Nutting Hard 45:29 CJ: YouTube Video Comments 56:53 LS Sounds 1:01:23 LS Story: Peeing While Standing 1:08:17 Puppet Boyfriend 1:24:40 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Ep 235: Josh Becomes a SoundCloud Rapper
    Dec 9 2024
    In This Episode: We have a sister getting uninvited from a baby shower after saying the baby's name is dumb, a teen finds out her sister is actually her mother, a soon to be father let his wife know that THEY are making the baby, a woman defends her husband's terrible jokes and loses her sister because of it, and a listener tells us how much they love chocolate muffs. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Josh spits so absolute fire bars. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Want fun and cool stickers and MORE? https://www.aurorascreaturecorner.store/ Judgies Merch is Available HERE! https://judgiespod.myspreadshop.com/ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Laughed at baby name and got uninvited My sister is actually my biological mother Told my wife WE are making our daughter Sister disowned me because of my husband's JOKE Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:09 Mail Time 3:57 Cat Eulogy 10:27 r/tragedeigh: Laughed at baby name and got uninvited to baby shower 14:30 r/trueoffmychest: Found out Sister is my biological Mother 26:46 r/amitheasshole: Told my wife WE are making our daughter 37:10 AD Break 40:44 CJ: Josh Raps 53:55 Listener Story: TIFU by talking about my love for chocolate muffs 1:00:29 r/trueoffmychest: My sister disowned me because my husband said your body my choice 1:16:20 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Ep 234: Poop Knife Saved My Life ft. Aurora
    Dec 2 2024
    In This Episode: We have on girlfriend of the pod Aurora to talk about a guy who was caught taking a #2 into his hand, someone saying their best friends name during relations, a poop knife saving someone's life, and a caretaker cooking some rats. We also go over some ponders with pissy and then a secret second circle jurdge. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: AIO: Taking a #2: Best Friend's Name Rats Reddit Rats TikTok Time Stamps: 0:00 Creature Corner 4:23 Mail Time 8:38 AIO: Taking a #2 17:01 Best Friend's Name 33:20 CJ1: Ponders with Pissy 51:41 CJ2: Out of Ideas 58:49 LS Sound 1:02:53 LS Story 1:11:28 Poop Knife Saved My Life 1:16:47 Rats 1:22:31 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Ep 233: The Judgies Get Recasted
    Nov 25 2024
    In This Episode: We read about a roommate getting itching powder put in his flashlight, an ex-girlfriend drops an old nickname and nearly ends a marriage, a woman gets accused of being a vampire after getting a message, and a listener tells us about their horror story of going to a Ross Dress for Less. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we asked the listeners who they would have casted as us once we get our inevitable Judgies Movie. Tell us what Celeb would play us!: https://forms.gle/VzqkvQc5Z5fdjKhJ7 Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine Want fun and cool stickers? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Itching Powder https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1edc2db/i_put_itching_powder_in_my_room_mates_fleshlight/ Getting called Little Sausage https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1d27641/my_wife_is_threatening_to_leave_me_over_my_ex/ Accuse of being a Vampire https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1cr4wzm/am_i_wrong_for_reporting_my_masseuse_after_she/ Time Stamp 0:00 Intro 1:38 Josh Movie review: White Chicks 5:48 Mail Time 8:51 r/confession: put itching powder in roommates flesh light 24:14 r/aitah: My wife is threating to leave me over my ex calling me my little sausage 31:30 CJ: Casting 1:06:06 Listener Sound 1:08:47 Listener Story: I sharted at a Ross Dress for Less 1:16:25 r/amiwrong: Reported my masseuse after she claimed I was vampire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Ep 232: Josh Gets a Lollipop
    Nov 18 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a coworker who 'hates men,' a wife potentially cheating with a 17 year old that she coaches, someone who hates their labia, a friend's son who wants some milk, and a listener who wants their parents to divorce. We also go over some listener submitted Tweets That Should Have Banged! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Coworker Hates Men Cheating with a 17 Year Old I Hate My Labia Friend's Son Wants My Milk Time Stamps: 0:00 Erika's Birthday Gifts 7:04 Mail Time 9:52 Coworker Hates Men 20:17 Cheating with a 17 Year Old 34:21 Dave Days Lore 36:38 CJ: LS Tweets That Should Have Banged 50:31 LS Sound 54:44 LS: Parents Divorce? 1:00:55 I Hate My Labia 1:05:09 Friend's Son Wants My Milk 1:12:26 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Ep 231: We get TOO POOlitical
    Nov 11 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a boyfriend that has the craziest thing happen from the altitude difference in Utah, a girlfriend has to come clean about her partner member, house party goes wrong and friend demands OP replaces her throw pillow, a ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend reach out asking a woman to be in their wedding party, and a listener embarrasses themselves at their endoscopy appointment. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we take the Poo-Litical Compass Test. Tell us what Celeb would play us!: https://forms.gle/VzqkvQc5Z5fdjKhJ7 Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine Want fun and cool stickers? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Altitude Makes BF Gay https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gdor7n/aita_for_not_believing_my_boyfriend_that_suddenly/ Replaced Pillow with a Thrifted one https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fylhno/aita_for_replacing_my_friends_throw_pillow_with_a/ Ex wants me to be in their Wedding Party https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1fthiy1/my_25f_exboyfriend_27m_left_me_for_my_best_friend/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:08 Josh explains football to Erika 2:46 Mail Time 5:43 A very serious question 9:16 r/aitah: My BF became gay due to altitude difference 17:47 r/trueoffmychest: My bf has a weird member 24:37 r/aita: Replaced throw pillow with a thrifted duplicate 31:30 Return from Break 31:37 CJ: PooLitical CumPiss 57:19 Listener Sound 1:04:18 r/relationship_advice: Ex wants me to be in their wedding party Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep 230: My Crush is Racist
    Nov 4 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a person who has some mysterious changes to their credit, someone who wanted to let her aunty starve, a crush reveals their racism, a listener who regrets dating a politician, and a person who doesn't want to be called their husband's best friend. We also do a Judgies "Hear Me Out" cake for all you little freaks. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Visit Chewy.com/Judgies to get great holiday savings and shop our favorites! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Credit Score Aunty Starve -Deleted Exposing Crush Husband's Best Friend Time Stamps: 0:00 Christian's Fire Fit 2:32 Mail Time 8:57 Credit Score 19:02 Letting My Aunty Starve 26:55 Exposing Crush 33:07 Hear Me Out Cake 46:45 Requested Listener CJ 50:21 LS Sounds 56:42 LS Story: Dating a Politician 1:07:36 Husband's Best Friend 1:15:23 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 25 mins