Episodes

  • 328: Kacy TGirl from 2023

    328: Kacy TGirl from 2023
    Jan 13 2025
    Adult film star, escort and wine connoisseur Kacy TGirl kicked off the first Dark Mark Show of 2023 with style as she regaled Mark and Nicole with stories of how serious adult film stars take the AVN and XBIZ awards, the wild parties that happen at the Trans Erotica Awards which led her to answer Nicole’s questions about how to get into a 5some (!). She went over unusual requests she gets from clients and the very few things she won’t do as well as the frustration of men who are willing but may have erection problems. What she will do is go shopping and let men dress her up as well as star in adult films where she has engaged in some of the freakiest, most unusual, technically hetersosexual sex with F to M transexuals including mutual friend of the show Eddie Wood. We hear about the connection between pleasure and pain and Mark even gets to teach the girls a thing or 2. Kacy is breaking into the mainstream and now has a wine show on YouTube and shares some wine fun facts though she ends the show with a suitably fun and filthy story.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 327: Deborah Dutch, Dangerous D. and Cydeshow Cy from 2019

    327: Deborah Dutch, Dangerous D. and Cydeshow Cy from 2019
    Jan 6 2025
    It is the one year Anniversary of the reboot of the Dark Mark Show and Mark and Hannah celebrated with quite a wild show featuring legendary scream queen Deborah Dutch, sideshow madman Dangerous D. and sword swallower Cyrus Pynn

    Deborah talked about how a cheerleading accident led to her not pursuing a life as a ballerina (though she still can do the splits as she demonstrated), having her grandmother’s friend Agnes Moorhead of Bewitched fame see her in a high school play, how dating a soft rock star (and smoking weed with a Beatle) led to her relocating to LA, where she got the lead in Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave. She did her own stunts and was dubbed badly in that movie and moved on from there to share the screen with Goldie Hawn, be in Miami Vice, and work with Roger Corman and get dubbed an official “Scream Queen” in the 90s. She is now working on her own sword wielding series of films “Hollywood Warrioress”

    Dangerous D may be married and has a newborn son, but he is by no means any less outrageous. He claims to swing his son from his ears, offered to give Mark a tattoo on the air. He also talked about his journey from Baltimore where he hit LA with $100 to his name, how he got on Ozzfest, what it takes to impress him and land a spot on his “Shock Show” troupe of performers and why he is producing Cyrus’ one man show as a one-time only performance.

    Cyrus is also known as Cydeshow Cy and Cyrus the sword. debuting his show “Down The Hatch” in February in Los Angeles. He started juggling, fire eating, sword swallowing and doing all sorts of sideshow acts in Virginia and came out to audition for Dangerous D during a performance at Ozzfest and ended up moving in with him. He talks about all that can go wrong if you make a mistake and demonstrated swallowing 2 swords and eating a lightbulb.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 326: Sin Twisted and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2023

    326: Sin Twisted and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2023
    Dec 23 2024
    After 10 years of outrageously hilarious shows The Dark Mark Show comes to an end with a bang as Mark and Nicole threw a holiday special like you've never seen before with contortionist/burlesque dancer/cosplayer Sin Twisted and Santa Claus.
    Sin talked about how Andy Dick once tried to bum rush her while she was onstage inside an R2D2 shell, talked about her experience with swingers' clubs and how erotic a pool game can get. How having a steady partner does not inhibit her from having a wild sex life and she teased Santa with her beautiful feet which led Santa to give her a foot massage and have fun between her splayed toes. Sin also brought out her pet python Noodles and let Nicole and Santa pet him as she described the care that goes into a snake and how she was able to do a From Dusk Til Dawn inspired dance during the pandemic.
    Santa may have had too much Fireball whisky, but he talked about how he has lost 70 lbs in the last year, how he is never invited to elf orgies, how wild his sex life may or may not have been before he met Mrs. Claus, how aroused he gets from the mothers who bring their children to see him at the mall and he had gifts for Sin and Nicole who sat on his lap (but not Mark, he must have been naughty this year)
    This is the last Dark Mark Show ever it seems (a declaration Mark made in 2015 as well).
    Sending a big thank you to everyone who ever watched and listened. Mark will be back in 2024 with something completely different. Stay tuned.
    Go to sintwisted.com for all things Sin

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 325: Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2022

    325: Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2022
    Dec 23 2024
    Holiday cheer (and vegan Egg Nog laced with Fireball Whisky) was in the air as Mark and Nicole welcomed Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus to a fast paced and fun holiday party.

    Elisa was engaging with her fans on Livestream while the show was going on and her fans were typically unpredictable. She cleared up previous claims that she was asexual and detailed how she fell for Gabe Saporta the lead singer of Cobra Starship and ended up as the keytar player so she could be in front. She met Benjy Bronk on jdate and ended up joining him on The Howard Stern Show writing staff. She then was engaged to Andy Dick despite never having slept with him and his being flamboyantly and unapologetically gay. She talks all about these relationships, her beef with Stuttering John Melendez, getting hacked by her IRL fans, making over men and how she deals with friends and lovers talking bad about her on podcasts, her own show Kermit and Friends and much more.

    Santa had to deal with Elisa’s friends calling him a “pedo”, doubting his validity and ethnicity as well as having bible verses thrown at him. He dealt with them with his usual charm and grace, talked about his beef with the Easter Bunny, having magical “keys” to everyone’s house, how creepy it is that he knows when you are sleeping and determined whether Elisa and Nicole were naughty or nice.

    This show is sponsored by:

    Eddie by Giddy
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 324: Domina Mara and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2021

    324: Domina Mara and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2021
    Dec 23 2024
    Domina Mara and Santa Claus joined Mark and Nicole to enjoy some spiked egg nog and celebrate the holidays

    Mara talked about growing up in the "heart of California" as a Spanish/Filipino/Chinese mix and becoming a sought after dominatrix. She goes into detail about how men worship her feet to the point that they will purchase her toenails and "foot dust", especially the left foot which is apparently smellier and full of pheromones, various requests for her underwear for sale, her collection of sub animals (dogs and cats currently, soon to be added by a horse) how she learned to hypnotize people, turn them into statues, wrap them as cocoons and various tales of genital torture which made Mark double over and moan just hearing them

    Santa talked about his challenges with the pandemic, what not to feed reindeer lest they get gassy, his own foot fetish which he described in detail and he had Mara ad Nicole sit on his lap. Have they been naughty or nice? You will have to listen to find out.

    Oh and Mara brought out a paddle and spanked Santa very hard...Ho! Ho! Ho!


    This show is sponsored by:

    Eddie by Giddy
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    Renagade CBD
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    Tactical Soap
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 323: Rotten Kitty and Maggi Mayfield in a Christmas Classic from 2020

    323: Rotten Kitty and Maggi Mayfield in a Christmas Classic from 2020
    Dec 23 2024
    Mark and Hannah hosted an epic holiday special with comedians Maggi Mayfield and Rotten Kitty and the one and only Santa Claus

    Maggi reminisced about travelling cross country as a teenager, her radio career which led her to meet and roam the halls at iheartradio with Rod Stewart and Val Kilmer, how moving from Los Angeles to Austin has led her to get paid more for her stand up comedy and release her first comedy album "Pandemic Girl" and she sang her holiday anthem "The Naughty Christmas Song" live in studio

    Kitty talked about chasing unicorns and having fun with rat poison over the pandemic, the proper response when a man asked for a dirty picture over Twitter, explained the dark side of Disney and why the Country Bears need to return to splash mountain and everyone gave their picks for the best and worst Christmas songs

    Santa Claus talked about why he is immune to the Coronavirus, that the reindeer won't be wearing masks this year, but how in years past they have been a bit gassy, how he has had to quarantine some elves this year, got red and rosy as the show went on and had gifts for everyone

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • 322: Ela Darling and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2019

    322: Ela Darling and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2019
    Dec 23 2024
    In this Christmas classic from 2019 Mark welcomes Ela Darling, the Marketing Director of ViRo Club and Adult Film performer and Santa Claus who took time out of his busy schedule to stop by.

    Ela talked about how adult film stars tend to be deceptively smart, and how she got her Masters Degree in 2 years and became a librarian, who turn out to be freedom fighters. Mark complimented her acting while bound and having a ball gag in her mouth and she told the story about how she became the first Virtual Reality webcam girl which involves Dungeons and Dragons.

    Check out the ultimate in adult interactivity. See the future that Ela was talking about on the show at viro.club

    Santa was his usual jolly self, and acknowledged that Ela was the reason for the demand in VR helmets this year. He talked about his foot fetish in great detail and acknowledged Christmas' pagan roots. He also had gifts for Ela and cohost Hannah who called in and got a little naughty when Ela was seated on his lap.

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 321: Cindy Starfall and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2014

    321: Cindy Starfall and Santa Claus in a Christmas Classic from 2014
    Dec 23 2024
    Mark and Josi celebrated the holidays with adult film superstar Cindy Starfall and the man himself Santa Claus. Cindy talked about growing up rich in Vietnam, how she discovered the joys of a shower head at age 11 which led her Nannys to be befuddled at her hour long showers, how she used to hike up her skirts while being the only Asian student in a Catholic school in Oregon, how she likes older men and running her hands in Santa Claus' beard, being busted by a HR directors son while working at a corporate job and doing webcams on the side, how she broke into the industry by doing African American adult films with such large men as Lexington Steele and how she always is thinking about sex even while in a traffic jam on the Freeway.

    Santa talked about how Mrs. Claus is not exactly a spinnerâ€, how Mrs. Claus and him have an understanding and he gets to visit his helpers all over the world, how his least favorite place to slide down the chimney would be Bakersfield, the proper Christmas gift to give the transsexual on your list and how his favorite places would be Las Vegas and Bangkok and how he was just in a commercial for an adult toy company. Of course no holiday special would be complete without Josi and Cindy sitting on Santa's lap, gifts were exchanged by all, and Santa did get a spanking for being naughty.

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    This podcast is sponsored by

    Eddie by Giddy
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    56 mins