Episodes

  • Surviving the Key Techno-Organic Catalyst

    Surviving the Key Techno-Organic Catalyst
    Jun 20 2025
    The kids just can't get enough of this Beast Machines (1999) stuff!

    This week we talk over episodes 10-12 of this pivotal animated series, which includes parts 1 and 2 of the Techno-Organic War trilogy. These episodes are jam-packed with lore, tidbits, fanservice, easter eggs and fun! Not to mention some of the best darn computer generated images you will ever see in this life or the next.

    On top of all this excitement we also discuss which toys we bought this week, Canadian mulch and Digable Planets for some reason. Plus, we partake in our weekly quiz and round it all out with a transformative Transformers PSA on the importance of seatbelts ... I think.

    Learn a thing or two, why don't ya!
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Revelatory Renderings

    Revelatory Renderings
    Jun 13 2025
    Our cosmonauts transcend space, time and good sense this week while thrusting into episodes 7-9 of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)

    We get lucky this time around because the three episodes we talk over just happen to be a trilogy called Revelations! And you know how much we love trilogies around here! We start with
    part 1: Discovery
    keep the D's coming with
    part 2: Descent
    & end it all with
    part 3: Apocalypse

    And on top of all that - we watch a very informative Transformers PSA on the dangers of water, fail our weekly quiz and answer a few Q & A's with Bob Skir!
    We also discuss which toys we bought this week.
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Pod Machines! Part Deux

    Pod Machines! Part Deux
    Jun 7 2025
    The collective has kept the machine warm for ya - further onward we move, like tank treads on concrete, into the unsettling computer animated series that is Beast Machines (1999)

    Hey, it's not bad. Let's watch more of it.

    Along the way, we also discuss which transforming toys we bought this week, the current sad state of global affairs, MacGyver and of course we all win participant trophies in our weekly quiz. It's a party in here! ...of a sort
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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Podcast Machines

    Podcast Machines
    May 30 2025
    The assemblage once again gathers. This time for a viewing of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)

    We talk over the first three episodes of this fun little computer animated show that is absolutely not a sequel to Beast Wars, but features at least most of the same characters.

    Additionally, we discuss what toys we bought this week, which robots we find most attractive and *SPOIL* the entire plot of issue #20 of Skybound Entertainment's Transformers comic (2025) starting around 0:19:00 into the episode and continuing for about the next 5 minutes or so. So go ahead & skip that if you don't want to hear any *SPOILERS*

    Enjoy! (if you dare ...)
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Megatronus Rising

    Megatronus Rising
    May 23 2025
    This week these four slimy f**ks finally finish the Prime Wars Trilogy with Part 3 - Transformers: Power of the Primes (2018)

    On this episode, we will talk over all 10 ten-minute webisodes of this short-lived webseries just so we can be done with it! Although it's not that bad. But is it great? Tune in to find out! (spoiler: it's probably ok)

    Also on the table are the toys we bought this week, plus a creeping sense of dread & doom!
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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • All Hail President Megatron!

    All Hail President Megatron!
    May 15 2025
    On this very special 23rd episode special we'll be talking over Part 2 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Titans Return (2017)

    This podcast episode will cover all 10 webisodes of the web series, as well as a very important Tiktok short!

    Also, what toys did we buy last week?!
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    2 hrs and 29 mins
  • Combiner Wars and rumors of Combiner wars

    Combiner Wars and rumors of Combiner wars
    May 15 2025
    This one's a bit of a doozy. We had some technical difficulties so the end of the episode is missing but hey, who's listening anyways?

    As far as i know, we're talking over part 1 of the Prime Wars trilogy - Transformers: Combiner Wars (2016)
    That includes all 8 webisodes.
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Podmada?

    Podmada?
    May 15 2025
    2002's Super Robot Lifeform Transformers Legends of the Microns or as it's known in the US - Armada.

    We're talking over episdoes 1-3 today
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    1 hr and 48 mins