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  • 309: This Might Ruin the Tour
    Dec 18 2024
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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Denver, CO: Jan 30 - Feb 1
    San Antonio, TX: Feb 6-8
    Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
    Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
    San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Charlotte, NC: Jan 3-5
    Virginia Beach, VA: Jan 24 - 26
    San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
    Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

    0:00 Tickets to Our Livestream Jan 23 Now Available!
    2:15 Louis’ Lunch Cheeseburger Review
    16:55 Favorite Burgers
    19:48 Pickles, Food Trucks, Ice Cream Truck Kidnappers
    24:38 Highly Insecure, Neel Ghosh Is in on the Burger Bit
    33:22 Trevor’s Risky Session on the Bus, Chipotle Orders, Sweet Green
    43:46 Tomatoes Are Fruits, The Moon Isn’t a Star
    48:54 Rollerskating Rizz, Meeting People IRL
    54:43 We Love the Tour Bus
    58:26 Sock Talk - My Girl Did It With Barry Keoghan
    1:02:25 Secret Sock Talk - My Daughter Calls Her Unicorn Stuffed Animal a Dirty Name

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • 308: Burlington Throat Factory
    Dec 11 2024
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    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 On the Tour Bus, The Silent Reddit, Listening Through the Walls
    13:28 Suitcase Clothes, Michael’s Post Clean Up Job, The Camaro of Bedsheets
    17:53 Buying Domains, Trevor’s Twitter
    22:48 Coffin Cranking, 127 Hours, Sleeping on the Bus
    28:50 Christmas Time in a Coffee Shop
    35:23 Falling Asleep With AirPods, Bus Danger, Bryan Johnson Podcast
    47:03 Burlington, Vermont
    52:45 The Curse of a Big Hog, Gen Alpha, Triplets
    1:01:19 Portland, Maine
    1:03:42 Sock Talk - The Show in New Hampshire
    1:04:50 Sock Talk - Husband Releases in the Closet
    1:07:56 Baskin Throbbins, Ben & Jerry’s
    1:11:25 Secret Sock - Trevor Wallace Brought Me Here

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • 307: Nips on the Lips
    Dec 4 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 That Hour of the Day, Fall Weather, Portland Maine
    4:22 Freezing Temperatures, Air Frying Glizzies
    8:10 Trevor’s Parents 37 Years Married, 2025 Corvettes, Going 190mph
    17:03 Nipple Cream For Lips?
    22:35 Bombing on Purpose, TikTok Sock Hack
    27:46 Sessions on the Tour Bus
    32:19 Speakeasies, Pirates Of the Caribbean Ride, Young Matt LeBlanc
    39:08 Every Christmas Movie, Michael Buble
    48:10 Addison Rae Diet Pepsi Song, Sabrina Carpenter Reposted Trevor
    55:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Best Place and Worst Place to Hit On a Girl
    1:00:19 Sock Talk - Cookbook With a Very Special Ingredient
    1:06:12 Justin Bieber Closing Door on Hailey Bieber
    1:17:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Can’t Sleep Without My Childhood Teddy Bear

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • 306: Thanks Giving Head
    Nov 27 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards
    5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024
    17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs
    27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms
    44:38 Tipping Up Front
    50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt?
    56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics
    1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR
    1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew?
    1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself
    1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses
    1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 305: Making Love Off the Mushrooms
    Nov 20 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Burbank, CA: Nov 22
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth
    14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,
    22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map
    33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains
    50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,
    53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida
    1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State
    1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?
    1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?
    1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight
    1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins
    1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a Flight

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 304: Sara Saffari Breaks Trevor's Heart (and Arm)
    Nov 13 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Burbank, CA: Nov 22
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor
    4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time
    12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips
    18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops
    24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height
    30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism
    43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains
    51:31 Dating and Relationships
    1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business
    1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle
    1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym?
    1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend
    1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 Years

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 303: Smells Like Clam Chowder
    Nov 6 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks
    8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak
    22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz
    34:06 Trevor’s Exam
    40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day
    57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues
    1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster
    1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me?
    1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election,
    1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor
    1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups
    1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up?

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 302: Trick or Skeet (Secret Costumes Revealed)
    Oct 30 2024
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    Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
    Hollywood, CA: Nov 21
    Albany, NY: Dec 2
    Burlington, VT: Dec 3
    Portland, ME: Dec 4
    Providence, RI: Dec 5
    New Haven, CT: Dec 6
    New York, NY: Dec 7
    Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
    Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
    Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
    Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
    Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes
    5:32 Michael Costume Reveal
    14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails
    22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 2
    29:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes
    35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 2024
    42:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed
    52:09 Tesla Robots & AI
    59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube
    1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?
    1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat
    1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy
    1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare
    1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car
    1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for Pleasure

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    1 hr and 25 mins