"Once there was a world... called Earth." The Omega Artificial Intelligence Unit monologues about the origins of the Prodigies, predictably raising more questions than answers. Among them: "What are a bunch of penguins supposed to do with an omnipotent supercomputer?" Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"I decided what to do to satisfy my terror/curiosity blend." On the run from his nemesis Captain Charm, Legion stumbles upon a mysterious structure and unearths a secret that fundamentally changes the genre of this book. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"There is something afoot going on." In which Legion stumbles into an Archetype assembly and unnecessarily puts himself in the crosshairs of several hundred enemy hostiles. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"The Blackcap milked my response too comfortably." In this chapter, we are introduced to the world of Prodigy and its core trio: Legion, our edgy but idealistic narrator; Tyler, a scarred and sarcastic survivor; and Skye, a girl. Together, they fight to survive in a city controlled by a malevolent army of religious zealots known as the Archetype. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

"My name is Legion, and I am a beacon for whoever you are, on either side of the war." In 2010, thirteen-year-old Newton Holt wrote an edgy dystopian novel titled Prodigy. Now, fifteen years later, his friends decide to bully him for it. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

“Oh no! Either the Phantom Phantom has a new friend or two new Phantoms have come.”

The grand finale of the Phantom Phantom saga, in which a father and a son and several of his friends try and fail to reckon with a legacy of stupidity.

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"Hammerhead raised his hand to fire another shot. The Phantom Phantom knew if he was hit it would kill him. Quickly, with all his strength he became a solar panel."

The conclusion to the epic, confusing, tragic, and deeply romantic saga of The Life and Death and the Life and Death of Johnny Atman or The Rise of the Phantom Phantom.

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"Jeftinite and Hammerhead told us you were coming."

At long last, Johnny Lizard Atman comes face-to-face with the Force that created him... and meets four possibly sexy alien ladies along the way.

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