Maureen is in Philadelphia, enjoying the greenery and the ticks. Dan is in Chicago, enjoying his basement. And tariffs. Yes, it’s Tariff Talking Time! How do you put a tariff on a movie? We’re about to find out maybe!

Also, If you’ve been planning on getting into hacking, now is a great time. The US is operating on tutorial level. Now you too can read state secrets!

Everything is generally smart and good and running well.

Stock up on fireworks and get over here, SaysWhovia. We’re going to read some texts!

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Dan and Maureen think you need a break. They want to talk to you about some good television and games. Give your mind a rest. Renew yourself. Also, Trump and Elon are taking a break, so there’s the tie in! Also, Maureen wants to take Dan to the Friends Experience and explain to him what “we were on a break!” is about! He has no idea!

Also, tariffs! Canada! And beans!

So much about beans.

Sit down, SaysWhovia. Grab a fork. Maureen’s cooking up a pot of something oblong and high in protein!

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You guys.

You guys.

You guys.

You guys.

He killed the Pope.

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This week, Dan and Maureen are joined by Akilah Hughes to talk about…something.

Akilah and Dan definitely want to talk about something, but they’re being so cagey about it.

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It's Tariff Time over in SaysWhovia! Let's all celebrate the return of American manufacturing, which is absolutely going to happen.

Also, please help Dan. He is not okay.

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We don’t know what the Day of Liberation holds for the economy, but obviously it’s going to be great.

Right now, Cory Booker is still talking, health services are shutting down, and it’s maybe too much to take in in one bite. Small bites, SaysWhovia. Share the load. Work in shifts. Take a walk. Come to Maureen’s for dinner. She can stretch a lentil.

Grab a spoon, SaysWhovia. It’s time to eat!

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Check your phone, SaysWhovia. You're in the groupchat.

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SaysWhovia, you have no idea how deep this one goes. Hang on.

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