Episodes

  • Sorcha is standing at the island with a boning knife in one hand and an espresso in the other, grinning at us like a serial killer

    Sorcha is standing at the island with a boning knife in one hand and an espresso in the other, grinning at us like a serial killer
    Dec 20 2024
    So I’m, like, standing out on the balcony and – yeah, no – I’m vaping like a crazy person and I’m going, “Remember, goys, your old dear is going to be under a lot of pressure today.”

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    6 mins
  • The old dear goes, ‘I don’t want my vital work on the campaign Move Funderland to the Northside to die with me’

    The old dear goes, ‘I don’t want my vital work on the campaign Move Funderland to the Northside to die with me’
    Dec 13 2024
    The old dear smiles and I end up having to look away. I’m there, “Can you at least put your teeth in?”

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    6 mins
  • ‘I remember Past Ross thinking, you need to stort being nicer to Future Ross. He’s a genuinely good bloke’

    ‘I remember Past Ross thinking, you need to stort being nicer to Future Ross. He’s a genuinely good bloke’
    Dec 8 2024
    Sorcha says she knows me. She knows me inside-out. But I tell her that the Rossmeister General still has one or two surprises in his locker.

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    6 mins
  • ‘Sorcha, I’m wondering is climate justice maybe a bit above Santa’s pay grade?’

    ‘Sorcha, I’m wondering is climate justice maybe a bit above Santa’s pay grade?’
    Nov 29 2024
    So – yeah, no – it’s that magical night of the year again when we all sit down as a family and write our letter to Santa Claus. We’ve the Bublé CD on and we’re all wearing our Christmas jumpers.

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    6 mins
  • Sorcha goes, ‘I make no apologies for saying it, Honor. You are a danger to democracy’

    Sorcha goes, ‘I make no apologies for saying it, Honor. You are a danger to democracy’
    Nov 22 2024

    Honor is in an absolute fouler when she gets into the cor.


    I’m there, “Tough day at school?”


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    6 mins
  • When they see the copper, the triplets think it’s about them gobbing on the cauliflower and turmeric latte crowd - which I’m not even sure is a crime’

    When they see the copper, the triplets think it’s about them gobbing on the cauliflower and turmeric latte crowd - which I’m not even sure is a crime’
    Nov 15 2024
    There’s a Gorda cor bent around a lamppost and people are standing around looking shocked. Who could be responsible for this cornage?

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    6 mins
  • ‘We’ve no idea what caused the fire. And we’re sticking to that story’

    ‘We’ve no idea what caused the fire. And we’re sticking to that story’
    Nov 8 2024
    Sorcha is flirting with the fireman while the focking house is on fire, but there’ll be focking war if she finds out about the fireworks

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    6 mins
  • ‘People in the crowd are staring at Honor like she’s a cold sore on debs night’

    ‘People in the crowd are staring at Honor like she’s a cold sore on debs night’
    Nov 1 2024
    So I’m standing with Honor at the junction of Foster Avenue and the N11 and we’re watching people pass us by with agony, I don’t know, etched all over their faces? Yeah, no, JP is running the Dublin City Marathon and I’ve turned up to cheer him on, as well as – obviously – the rest of the field.

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    6 mins