Welcome to 2025, where the resolutions are snarky, the punch is lethal, and the baby New Year might already be dead. The gang rings in 2025 with tales of drunken neighbors, chandelier-dangling Christmas ornaments, and a punch recipe so lethal it should come with a warning label. Chadrick reveals his bold resolution to "dig under low," while Lee preaches zen-like balance (good luck with that). Meanwhile, Mike contemplates the cosmic futility of it all—because why not? With snarky takes on New Year’s Eve broadcasts, Elon Musk's empire, and a biblical lesson on "girding your loins," this episode is a champagne-soaked riot you won’t want to miss. Cheers, queers! 🥂✨ #NewYearWhoDis #PunchGoals #GirdYourLoins

New year, same snark! Romance Out Loud is back, and we’re bringing 2025 in with a bang (and maybe a grim reaper or two). Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they break down 2024’s greatest hits—like epic celebrity deaths, chaotic holiday traditions, and queer milestones that made us proud. From Die Hard debates (Christmas movie or not?) to a hilarious game of “Dead Celeb One-Word Descriptions,” this episode is packed with laughs, shade, and a healthy dose of shady optimism for the queer community. Here's to a fabulous new year—cheers, queers! 🎉🌈 #NewYearNewShade #GayAgenda

Deck the halls and hide the reindeer, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we’re unwrapping holiday chaos like only we can! Lee, Chadwick, and Mike spill the eggnog on everything from light tours that rival Disneyland to the tragic downfall of inflatable Santas. Is Santa on a BDSM cross too far? Not for this show. Plus, we discuss Christmas etiquette for drunk plane passengers, Hallmark movie alternatives, and why LEDs might just save your holiday sanity. Whether you’re into peace on earth or reindeer humping shenanigans, this snark-filled holiday special is sure to sleigh. 🎄✨ #GayAgenda #MerryAndMessy #SantaSlays

The gang's all alive! After a brief respite to emerge from Pompeii Position (look it up), Lee Swift broadcasts from an undisclosed bunker, Chadrick Douglas is snug in a blue-state bubble, and producer Mike ... well, he's somewhere with three VPNs and a fresh set of panties. After surviving the election blues and plotting new paths for mental health, the trio dives into a sea of absurdity and wit.

From the tragic comedy of putting on underwear to the perils of lotion-laden Kleenex, we’re serving self-care tips you didn’t know you needed (or wanted). Also, Lee contemplates turning GI Joe into an OnlyFans star—doll ... fans, rejoice! Meanwhile, Chadrick reminisces about a Wizard of Oz childhood, and Mike rants about tech that’s always listening (seriously, watch your butt dials).

Join us for another unapologetically queer and hilariously offbeat episode that proves no topic is too taboo or too tiny—especially when it’s doll-sized.

Join Lee, and Chadrick and Mike as they wade through pre-election tensions with humor and candor. From secret ballot fantasies and hidden voters to the ins-and-outs of political closet talk, they share candid reflections on everything from local campaigns to national hope. With a fair share of side-eye at Ted Cruz's closet escapades and wild conspiracy theories, they explore the possibility of a post-election America that can finally catch its breath. So grab a glass (or bottle) and tune in for a lively ride through the highs and lows of election season—Romance Out Loud style.

In this laugh-out-loud episode, Mike, Lee, and Chadrick dive headfirst into a chaotic mix of topics from classic cartoons like The Flintstones and The Jetsons, to the evolving world of AI trickery. From reminiscing about cartoon laugh tracks and bulging crotches on adult diapers, to AI-generated beauty and climate change conspiracies—nothing is off-limits. Expect snappy one-liners, nostalgic deep dives, and sharp social commentary as the trio tackle everything from Trump as Rambo to the uncomfortable truths about advertising, aging, and modern politics.

Strap on your boots and grab your corny dogs because Romance Out Loud is tackling the real horrors—State Fair prices, Big Tex’s creepy makeover, and, of course, the nightmare of Walmart people. Join Lee, Chadwick, and Mike as they dish on Texas traditions, question Big Tex’s questionable new boots, and dive deep into why some kids (and dogs) are just not cute. Also, who knew State Fair lawsuits could be this messy? Spoiler alert: Ken Paxton might need a new job soon. It’s a snarky romp through Texas-sized drama, Halloween madness, and more than a few shady side-eyes. 🎡👻 #BigTexEnergy #StateFairFreaks

Hold onto your broomsticks, girls and ghouls, because this week on Romance Out Loud, we're taking Halloween to new heights—like 12-foot skeleton heights! From haunted house decorations that never come down to ghost stories of Trumpers feasting on conspiracy theories, it’s spooky season with a political twist. Join Lee, Chadrick, and Mike as they spill the tea on Halloween costumes, Roseanne’s blood-sucking rant (yep, that’s a thing), and why Tucker Carlson might need a new safe word. Plus, we talk about spooky movies, neighborhood trick-or-treat drama, and what it takes to terrify your neighbors—gay style! 🎃🕸️ #SkeleQueens #SpookyAndSassy