• 148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
    Dec 25 2024

    Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:51 Christian Booty

    04:03 Do we have any Baháʼí listeners?

    05:00 Jesus was a socialist

    08:25 Sexy Mixologist

    12:21 F, Marry, Kill pt. 2

    17:46 A quick pee update

    20:52 Tushy

    24:57 Festive Feasting

    27:29 Misophonia

    31:23 Confidence is King

    48:17 Acquired Podcast and Optimism

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    58 mins
  • 147 - New Jersey Drones and Costco Muffins
    Dec 18 2024

    Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:34 Public School teachers that homeschool their own kids

    11:17 Patreon Holiday Happy Hour Reminder

    12:02 Costco changes their muffins

    19:41 Andy Is saying value proposition too much

    21:47 Piping in on Reddit

    25:10 New Jersey drones

    30:52 Do aliens live among us

    40:56 The water wars are coming

    41:07 Claustrophobia

    45:00 The Appropriate amount of personal space

    46:50 Parking lot justice rage

    48:34 Justice twinkle in Andy's Eyes

    50:51 School Christmas performances

    56:16 Box City

    01:00:34 Costco vs Box City vs Target

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 146 - Genius
    Dec 11 2024

    Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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    00:00 Intro

    04:23 Bento Box Loading

    07:03 Elizabeth Is Efficient

    11:36 New York Times Ballerina Farms Article

    15:10 Martha Stewart Documentary On Netflix

    26:14 Albert Einsteins Rules For His Wife

    30:41 Fargo Season 5

    33:32 Aer Lingus

    35:22 Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars

    46:13 Tetris Props

    53:12 Phases Of Life

    54:49 Buy Now The Shopping Conspiracy

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 145 - Breathing Through Butts!
    Dec 4 2024

    Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth’s generation and the man behind it, a fascinating award given for a new breakthrough in oxygen administration, sunbathing taint it great! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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    00:00 Intro

    02:23 Is Anybody Listening?

    04:07 SoCal Wildfires

    11:43 Poker and Sex

    13:43 Alcohol Anxiety

    17:23 You Oughta Know

    36:37 Low Aesthetic

    45:11 Butt Breathing

    53:36 Perineum Sunning

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    59 mins
  • 144 - Let's Party!
    Nov 27 2024

    A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports games, and Elizabeth’s recent colonoscopy results! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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    00:00: Intro

    02:34: Pizza Beans

    08:22: Church Rumors

    18:39: Mr. Integrity

    28:22: Taller Than He Appears

    30:17: A Difficult Weigh In

    33:03: The Soccer Game 55:09: Let's Party

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited
    Nov 20 2024

    An old domain name embarrasses Andy, Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep questions, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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    00:00 Intro

    04:53 Church Curiosity

    09:56 Shoplifting

    24:50 Huntington Gardens vs Descanso Gardens

    27:20 An Embarrassing URL

    35:21 The Dog House UK

    48:48 Chum In The Water

    54:42 The Checkout Guy

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 142 - Airport and Car Karma
    Nov 13 2024

    Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway story, Andy’s trip to Boise, an oil painting class update, Elizabeth’s attraction to people who withhold praise, Airplane fears alleviated, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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    00:00 Intro

    02:20 Thirst Trap Priests

    04:23 Full Heart Full Balls

    09:03 Star 67

    09:58 Post Election Flight Anger

    15:28 Road Rage?

    21:17 Going Out Of Business

    25:41 Pinball

    32:02 Mahjong or Oil Painting

    47:29 Big flying update

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    1 hr
  • 141 - Dog Sweater Lady
    Nov 6 2024

    What does Elizabeth’s flight attire say to her fellow fliers? What is *69? Are the Christian Influencers real or next-level performance artists? Elizabeth and Andy tackle these questions and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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    00:00 Intro

    03:01 Star 69

    07:07 Call Waiting

    07:49 Answering Machines

    12:30 Flight Attire

    22:01 Hudson News

    25:34 Paper

    33:22 Community Beautification

    37:49 Christian Influencers

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    1 hr and 2 mins