New Earth: A Doctor Who Audio Adventure

By: Daniel Rawnsley
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  • Summary

  • "The Target novel you never asked for but secretly really wanted." A novelized Target-style retelling of Doctor Who's unloved second series debut, originally broadcast on 15 April 2006 and now in audio form! A message on psychic paper. A thought projected across time and space. Someone wants to see the Doctor, but who? The answer will take him and Rose far into the future, to New Earth, where a posh hospital staffed by cat-nuns is hiding a dirty secret - one the vengeful stretched-skin, Lady Cassandra, is all too keen to discover. For this, she needs Rose's help... or rather, her body!
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  • Chapter 7 - A Lady's Vendetta

    Chapter 7 - A Lady's Vendetta
    Oct 8 2024

    It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs meanwhile, Cassandra-Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction…

    • Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
    • A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her marvellous artwork!
    • Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
    • Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
    • Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.


    THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.


    Timestamps

    (0:00) Intro

    (0:44) Chapter 7

    (0:50) Cured?!

    (4:14) Patient Confidentiality

    (7:44) Chip's Concerns

    (10:12) Cassandra's Makeover

    (17:00) Perfume


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    18 mins
  • Chapter 6 - Body-Snatched

    Chapter 6 - Body-Snatched
    Aug 5 2024

    Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well - and there’s even a nod to The TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!

    • Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
    • A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork!
    • Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
    • Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love" as performed by Soft Cell (1981), and "Song For Ten" as composed by Murray Gold and performed by Tim Phillips in The Christmas Invasion (2005).
    • Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
    • Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.


    THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.


    • Timestamps

      (0:00) Intro

      (0:43) Chapter 6

      (0:50) Curves

      (6:36) Brain Meat Expired

      (9:51) Rose's Surface Memories

      (12:37) The Doctor's Meander

      (18:35) Nice Rear Bumper

      (20:27) Phone Call
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    25 mins
  • Chapter 5 - The Face of Boe

    Chapter 5 - The Face of Boe
    May 28 2024

    Bit special, this one. I incorporated some dialogue from Russell T Davies’ wonderful Doctor Who: Lockdown short, “The Secret of Novice Hame”. Feels like it fleshes out the scene and the character more. Also: New Earth, new faces – down in the cellar, there’s the matter of the missing chav…

    • Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
    • With thanks to illustrator Amera Altahan for her lovely artwork!
    • Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC
    • You can view "The Secret of Novice Hame" on YouTube
    • Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
    • Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds


    THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

    Timestamps

    (0:00) Intro

    (0:44) Chapter 5

    (0:49) The Story of Novice Hame

    (4:33) The Great Secret

    (7:24) Moisturise Me

    (11:34) Rose No More
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    14 mins

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Brilliant rendition of this episode!

As a fan of the titan novels, I think this would fit in nicely. Fantastic work, would love to hear more!

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