On this week’s Friday episode, The notorious Steve Sidwell holds down the fort, filling in for Crouchy and the absent Chris Stark on their holidays. Despite almost completely losing control — the lads still find their groove…

Crouchy dials in from Qatar with tales of belly-flop surfing, and the boys break down the weird energy of the Manchester derby, Premier League power shifts, and why De Bruyne just doesn’t look the same anymore.

There’s a proper fan-boy moment from producer Jamie over one of the most outrageous free kicks of the season, before moving into the lengths a club could take to allow a player to retire at the club shirt you started at.

And of course, it wouldn't be Friday without a spicy Dogfight League update, and a Ski XI full of powder puns and alpine banter. Plus, the eternal question: who’s sitting in the middle van seat this time… and why?

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00:00 – Crouch forgets to press record!

00:03:00 – Technical issues spark SD card/“siddy card” banter.

00:05:00 – Man City vs Man United derby chat — “Just not the same anymore.”

00:07:00 – Crouchy applauds the opponent by accident while on the bench.

00:11:00 – That outrageous free kick — “Postage stamp!”

00:18:07 – “Onana might be United’s worst keeper…” — reaction to viral quote.

00:30:00 – One-day contracts to retire at your first club? Crouchy’s brutal take.

00:36:00 – The Vanorama Middle Seat Debate.

00:40:00 – The PodSki XI — the return of Lucas PodSki.

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In this nostalgia-packed episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome

Premier League icon Peter Schmeichel, and the result is nothing short of legendary.

Widely considered one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, Peter Schmeichel shares extraordinary stories from his journey, growing up in Denmark, sneaking in football behind his pianist father's back, and the shocking spy story of his dad defecting from Poland during the Cold War.

From bringing handball instincts into the Premier League to transforming goalkeeping

with his iconic throws and psychological tactics, Schmeichel gives fans unmatched

behind-the-scenes insight into Man United’s dominance, Sir Alex Ferguson’s trust in the

Class of ’92, and the unbelievable run that led to the famous 1999 treble.

He even talks about his love-hate relationship with baked beans, his time on Strictly

Come Dancing, and how he may have nearly joined Liverpool on a night out with Ian Rush!

This one is for the diehard football romantics. Bacon sandwiches at the ready—this is the

Schmeichel episode you didn’t know you needed.

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00:04:06 – Schmeichel on Denmark and his connection to England.

00:12:33 – Schmeichel’s Cold War double agent story.

00:24:22 – The influence of handball on his goalkeeping style.

00:29:06 – Sir Alex showing up in Denmark with a promise.

00:34:12 – What it meant to win the first-ever Premier League title.

00:41:13 – Dwight Yorke’s underrated role and dressing room magic.

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On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into absolute chaos. The speech-breaker game provides hilarious slurred impressions, before the lads dive in to some serious football analysis, with their unfiltered thoughts on everything from Forest's FA Cup charge to the latest Man United woes.

Crouchy relives the Anfield Legends Game, and Sids goes deep with heartfelt news about his marathon fundraiser for two causes very close to his heart.

To donate to Sid's London Marathon challenge for BHF and MND, head over to https://gofund.me/372ef803 and #givesidsaquid. One quid is all it takes!

There’s talk of semis at Wembley (yes, those ‘semis’ too), Haaland’s injury fallout, and the never-ending United vs City saga.

And yes, there’s even a debate about what football scoreline prediction counts as missionary, and which counts as ‘the wheelbarrow’.

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00:00:00 – Speech Breaker chaos—lads lose it laughing

00:05:34 – Premier League predictions

00:10:27 – Manchester Derby preview: Haaland’s injury fallout

00:28:14 – Sidwell speaks on his Marathon

00:37:15 – Balotelli, Vinnie & Bowyer Vanarama

00:39:23 – Erik Ten Haagen-Dazs

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