Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities.

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Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the younger generation investing in Kwanzaa over TikTok, teetering the line of commercialized holidays, and more. Plus, how many members do you need to make a cult successful? These questions and more get answered in this special episode.

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland.

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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.

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Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

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Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards.

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

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YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! Listen to our live Start the Steal Tour featuring The Kid Mero, Marie Faustin, and Jaboukie Young-White at The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY.

Want to join in on the fun? Check out the dates and cities below:

**JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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Are secret hormones in McDonald’s French fries the culprit behind our beloved thick women? Langston and David chat with comedian and writer Ayanna Dookie about this conspiracy theory. The episode also gets into the dreadful "sex talk" and embarrassing stories from when everyone was in grade school.

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DENVER, CO - 12/5 Cervantes' Masterpiece

SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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