Episodes

  • Doppelgangers, Washing Lines and Favourite Cakes

    Doppelgangers, Washing Lines and Favourite Cakes
    Jul 18 2025
    Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get it. Elsewhere there's a discussion about the best form of washing line and not only favourite cakes, but also favourite Agatha Christie murder mysteries…

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    28 mins
  • Help My Mother Has A Second One

    Help My Mother Has A Second One
    Jul 15 2025
    With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recovered from Our Lee's wedding, the boys come together for another catch up for the ages. William's parents have finally settled on a door, Jordan learns about embalming for the very first time and there's a dilemma involving more than one arsehole.

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    42 mins
  • Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts

    Yachts, Donuts and Replacement Co-Hosts
    Jul 11 2025
    William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket.

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    29 mins
  • Help There’s Something In My Sausage Roll

    Help There’s Something In My Sausage Roll
    Jul 8 2025

    Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect William’s diary, a message from the festival’s creative director Greg James, and a dilemma that’s sure to put you off eating sausage rolls for life.



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    33 mins
  • Dictators, Showbiz Names and Guessing Northerners

    Dictators, Showbiz Names and Guessing Northerners
    Jul 4 2025
    After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe.

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    34 mins
  • Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again

    Help I Want To Feel Carefree Again
    Jul 1 2025
    Jordan's back from holiday and he's got a renewed spring in his step when he returns to the studio. Whilst William declares himself a motorbike convert and dreams up a plan for his own music festival. There's also time for the boys to solve dilemmas involving scrunching or folding and a code brown situation.

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    47 mins
  • William's Biography, Common List and Pass Ag Communication

    William's Biography, Common List and Pass Ag Communication
    Jun 27 2025
    There's a brand new book all about William in the studio, but all isn't as it seems. The boys also create a common or not common list, react to your best moments of passive aggressive communication and discover that you can actually die with a hard on.

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    29 mins
  • Help I’m In Love With Diego

    Help I’m In Love With Diego
    Jun 24 2025
    After the highs and moans of last week’s massage, William has an exciting Dixon Dallas update that’s sure to maintain the sensual vibes. Meanwhile, Jordan’s grappling with some chest hair issues he’s desperate to sort before his holiday. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas regarding how to correctly lay out your cutlery drawer, and what to do if you get caught crotch-watching.

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    47 mins