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In Episode138, hosts Alyce and Laura enter* neuter territory. No, that’s not a typo. Some dude is making a bunch of money off of fake animal testicles.

• There’s another Star Wars prop auction coming up. Will this one flop too?
• SDCC is coming up and you know what that means! New Star Wars action figures and exclusives. Also George Lucas is going to be on a panel at Comic-Con?
• Ugh, another one (three?) bites the dust. (via Rolling Stone)
• Andor got a bunch of Emmy nominations! And not to be forgotten if it was kind of just a footnote/afterthought in this article, The Acolyte got one too.
• This week, Alyce is the one that can’t read good. There must always be one host that can’t read good but can do other things good.
• Reylo Rising! Shippers, rejoice, your favorite fan fic is becoming a movie!
• All buff dudes look the same.
• The new Superman, like the old Superman, is a giant nerd. One of us! One of us!
• The BD-1 droids at Galaxy’s Edge are the cutest d*mn things we’ve ever seen
• Vernestra is a our petty Jedi queen
• Up until now, we’ve only scratched the surface on The High Republic: Trials of the Jedi, but now we are entering spoiler territory! Alyce finished the book so let’s dive deeper

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In Episode 137, hosts Alyce and Laura take* a bite out of Marchion Ro’s neck, then do Marchion impressions. Ultimately, it’s all about Marchion, which is exactly how he would want it.

• Laura is the warden. Laura the Warden. Laur-den.
• Pause to appreciate the moment where Alyce delivers the smoothest g-d damn segue of all time
• Can Soda Stream sponsor us? Someone hook us up with some free gas cylinder refills
• Has the movie rating system (G, PG, etc.) gotten soft?
• How to pronounce Shawn Levy’s last name confirmed (maybe)
• Contrary to all the clickbait-y headlines. Calm your t*ts, Gareth Edwards does not hate Star Wars (via Business Insider)
• Alyce forgot Skeleton Crew happened lol
• John Watts had a good experience making a Star War and we gotta take that as a win (via Screenrant)
• The Andor cast doesn’t know how to read good…on iPads anyway (via Gizmodo)
• Imagine trying to explain to someone in another fandom this giant map of the Star Wars universe (via Jason Fry’s substack)
• Collectors and Coke drinkers, your worlds are about to collide! And check out this short film of the Star Wars-Coca Cola collab, it’s kinda cute.
• More High Republic in Recap on Tap! We share a few more spoiler-free thoughts (mostly confusion) on Trials of the Jedi throughout our Recap segment, so beware! Plus, a discussion WITH SPOILERS on the Tempest Breaker audio drama, feat. Sexy Tango Marchion. To avoid Tempest Breaker spoilers, skip around 46:30-1:02:00.
• The number of degrees of separation between The High Republic and The Gilded Age is basically zero.
• Tumblr valides Laura’s thoughts on Trials of the Jedi. Yes, THAT Tumblr.
• Yay listener email from our friend Allison!

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In Episode 136, hosts Alyce and Laura are* feeling sassy! And excited to be back! We missed you, friends!

• Laura doesn’t road trip good (not as good, as Alyce or Jim Carrey on SNL)
• A lot of general celebrity gossip
• Casting news for Star Wars: Starfighter (via Variety)
• We’ve come back around to the conversation on an R-rated Star Wars film. Now Ryan Reynolds is weighing in. (via EW)
• Hear us out: Star Wars film in the style of Charlie’s Angels. Luminara. Aayla. Rey. Yoda is Charlie. See that one panel in the TROS comic adaptation #5 for cover art. You’re welcome.
• Absolutely STACKED Recap on Tap. Alyce has read some stuff Laura hasn’t read, and vice versa, but in summary, the end of The High Republic has been sorta meh =/
• Alyce briefly shares some spoiler-free thoughts on the end of Marvel’s The High Republic phase 3 comic run
• Alyce finished The High Republic: Into the Light, so we discuss briefly with spoilers. Skip 40:15-51:15 to avoid spoilers. Be advised this section also includes references to which characters do/don’t appear in Trials of the Jedi and how big their roles are.
• Laura read The High Republic: Trials of the Jedi and shares a spoiler-free review. If you want to skip this section, skip 51:20-59:00. (The novel is out today, June 17! Find it wherever you buy books now.)
• We finally get to catch up on Andor season 2! How season 2 compared to season 1, Benjamin Bratt as Bail, why we need to be OK with recasting, Diego Luna: code name Carlos, Laura is confused by some things (this is nothing new), and French is Star Wars now.
• Andor won the streaming ratings game (via SWNN)
• Magnesium, Materialists and Paint by Gemstones in Toast To!

Helpful links referenced in this episode:

• Diego Luna and Tony Gilroy on the Ghorman Massacre (via Variety, Gizmodo)
• Laura returns to The Jedi Way with John Rocha and Kevin Smets to discuss Starfighter casting, romance in Andor and Rogue One, Filoni/Beck potentially taking over for Kathleen Kennedy, and the possibility of re-casting Luke now that Mark Hamill says he’s done with Star Wars.
• The Jedi Way co-host Kevin Smets directed a fan film based on the game Knights of the Old Republic called “KOTOR: Convergence” Find it on YouTube here!

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!