• The FMLT Christmas Special 2024
    Dec 20 2024

    Welcome to the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle second annual Christmas Special and Season Wrap-up. You had better believe we returned to Walton Mountain for a snowy, wholesome good time! On this special Christmas episode, we talk about: Hooker’s Hungry Man and hot ham sandwich diet, the Hulk’s brush with love, the bestest Christmas on Walton Mountain, and one brother has his big green hulk heart grow three sizes! Merry Christmas!


    The episodes we watched are:

    - TJ Hooker S3E12: Slay Ride

    - The Waltons S5E12: The Best(est) Christmas

    - The Incredible Hulk S3E11: Captive Night


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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • The FMLT Thanksgiving Special 2024
    Nov 26 2024

    Welcome to the Fantasy Murder Love Triangle first annual Thanksgiving Special. I am especially thankful for my brothers and for Telly Savalas. On this special Thanksgiving episode, in which everyone has a cold apparently, we talk about: Jon Boy Relish, walnut currency, cornshine, wondering when Jon Boy will become Jon Man, and we have to endure Roy disrespecting one of the greatest episodes of television of all time with his wacky rankings. The episodes we watched are:

    - The Waltons S2E10: The Thanksgiving Story Parts 1-2

    - Magnum P.I. S3E1: Did You Seen the Sunrise Parts 1-2

    - Kojak with Stallone S3E2: My Brother, My Enemy


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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • The Conrad Bain-a-Palooza!
    Nov 8 2024

    Strap in for the BAIN-A-PALOOZA! We talk about the Bain effect, luxurious white furs, crack ca-caine, tube socks to the knees leadership, a firm but loving father, sexy headstands, Josh lies about Dif’rent Strokes, and there are several moments in the podcast where I am giggling and it doesn’t make sense but it is because I am checking out the Waltons Thanksgiving Special on IMDB at the time and am having trouble keeping it together.


    The episodes we watched are:


    Maude: 5.9 Arthur’s Worry

    Character: Arthur


    Dark Shadows: 6.32 The Owl, the Raven, and the Bat

    Character: Hotel Clerk


    The Love Boat: 9.1 A Day In Port

    Character: Charles Caster


    The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: 6.23 I, Done

    Character: Phillip Drummond


    CHiPs: 4.5 The Great 5K Star Race and Boulder Wrap Party (Josh)

    Character: Conrad Bain


    Different Strokes: 3.1 The Bank Job (Josh)

    Character: Phillip Drummond


    C.H.O.M.P.S.

    Character: Ralph Norton


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    We'll be back in a few weeks for our Thanksgiving special with: The Waltons, Magnum P.I., and Kojak!

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Bert Convy
    Aug 24 2024

    In this episode we are all aboard for what turned out to be a double dose of the Love Boat, and we are all on board for Bert Convy’s impermeable hair helmet. We talk about tight perms, wet towels, tight perms, shirtless Stubbing, tight perms, and a moment where Roy almost lets slip a biiiig secret. And tight perms. The episodes we watched are:


    -Fantasy Island: 2.09 The Appointment/Mr. Tattoo

    Character: Dr. John Carlson


    -Charlie’s Angels: 4.1-2 Love Boat Angels

    Character: Paul Hollister


    -The Love Boat: 5.16 Green, But Not Jolly/Past Perfect Love/ Instant Family

    Character: Gary Michaels (Special Guest Star Corey Feldman as Mike Lee)


    Check out Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots by The Cheers!

    For the heck of it, check out Edith Piaf singing Black Denim Trousers and Motorcycle Boots in French!

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Robert Loggia
    Jul 15 2024

    *Content Warning: One of the characters in Fantasy Island imagines that she is assaulted. Feel free to skip ahead to 25:00 if you like.*


    In this episode we are discussing America’s sexiest bronze body grandpa, Robert Loggia. Which leads us to the darkest episode of anything we’ve watched so far. Geez Louise! We talk about Nancy Reagan, jump kicks, silk scarves, and two wolves in one heart. The episodes we watched are:


    -Fantasy Island: 4.12 The Heroine/The Warrior

    Character: Porter Brockhill


    -Columbo: 5.5 Now You See Him

    Character: Harry Blandford


    -Kojak: 2.23 Two-Four-Six for Two Hundred

    Character: Cassidy York


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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Roddy McDowall
    May 30 2024

    In this episode we find ourselves once again ruled by Ape Law with the return of Roddy McDowall. Also returning is MANTOOTH! AND we have special guest Molly Grew from The Last Unicorn joining us on The Love Boat. We talk about tiny pirates, Tattoo’s despair, Chicken Morango, and how quickly your fiancé can become your mother. The episodes we watched are:

    -Fantasy Island 4.1: The Devil and Mandy Breem

    Character: The Devil

    -Columbo 1.6: Short Fuse

    Character: Roger Stanford

    -The Love Boat 2.17: Second Chance/Don’t Push Me/Like Father, Like Son

    Character: Fred Beery


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Vic Tayback
    Apr 23 2024

    In this episode we have a star studded lineup headlined by Mel Sharples himself Vic Tayback. Vic is joined by Conrad Bain, Richard Moll, William Shatner, Annette Funicello, and of course Telly Savalas! AND we are joined by special guests Andy Wilson from the Kiss Your Franchise Goodbye Podcast, as well as Jon Madsen from the Yours, Mine, & Theirs movie podcast. This time around there was no Columbo episode so we watched TJ Hooker for the first time ever. It will not be the last. We talk about hood slides, platonic perfection, Judy vs Julie (yes, they are sisters), and we mark the first time Rourke did not humiliate Tattoo. The episodes we watched are:

    -Fantasy Island: 4.20 Delphine/The Unkillable

    Character: Chet Nolan

    -TJ Hooker: 1.4 Hooker’s War

    Character: Pete Benedict

    -The Love Boat: 8.16 Instinct/Unmade for Each Other/BOS

    Character: Shelly Sommers

    -Alice: 4.1 Has Anyone Here Seen Telly?

    Character: Mel Sharples

    Check out TJ Hooker’s Hood Ride on SNL!

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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • Richard Gilliland
    Mar 15 2024

    In this episode we are introduced to Home Pride Richard Gilliland. This time around there was no Columbo episode so we watched The Waltons for the first time ever. We talk about butter drizzled parts, normies, the perils of Pearl Harbor, fishing rods, and we explore the most misogynistic episode of The Love Boat yet. It made all of us really uncomfortable and that’s saying something. The episodes we watched are:

    -Fantasy Island: 4.10 High Off the Hog/Reprisal

    Character: Bud Simmons

    -The Waltons: 9.9-10 The Whirlwind/The Tempest

    Character: Arlington Wescott Jonesy Jones

    -The Love Boat: 2.11 Heads or Tails/Mona of the Movies/The Little People (Roy)

    Character: Wally Fontaine

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    1 hr and 10 mins