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Definitely Delusional

Definitely Delusional

By: Dean Lin Emily Simmons
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Welcome to the Definitely Delusional Podcast. Dean Lin and Emily Simmons cut through the BS with their humorous commentary on everything trending, and most chaotically, themselves. Tune in weekly for hot takes from your favorite hot messes who love to keep you gagged and giggling. From hookups to disaster dates, cultural moments to hot gossip, nothing is off limits– the only thing off may be them.Dean Lin, Emily Simmons
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  • Summer of OUTSIDE
    Jun 26 2025

    Girly Pops, summer is heating up and so is the state of the world! 2025 has been a wild ride thus far, and we did not have ANY of this on our Bingo Cards… We are shook to the core and holding on for dear life these days.


    Dean has been protecting his peace and disengaging from the petty drama, meanwhile Emily is taking a page from Sabrina Carpenter’s playbook and fighting these Manchidren in the comments section.


    Plus we discuss height differences, getting shadowbanned on social media, and being the main character in our own lives.


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    51 mins
  • (Men)aces to society
    Jun 19 2025

    Summer has finally arrived and we are out here sweating over these situationships. If only we can have a summer fling as hot as this weather has been… If all else fails, at least we will be OUTSIDE this year! Dean dishes on his dating apps and teaches Emily all about “cruising”, meanwhile Emily has taken a dating hiatus… for now. Plus we deep dive on circuit parties, Dean’s iconic legs, and the Taxi Cab Theory.


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    44 mins
  • Love, Lust, and Labubu's
    Jun 12 2025

    The tension is in the air in LA and we are feeling very down bad in these streets. Between the civil unrest and these men making us restless, we are in our feelings big time. Why is it that men seem to just lust over us, but not love us in a way that we want?! Good enough to be lusted over, not loved? We certainly can’t be the only ones experiencing this?! Plus, we deep dive into sending pictures your mother wouldn’t want to see, rice queens, “Alpha Bros”, and our dream jobs as children (hint: you love to see us coming your way!)


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    52 mins
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