🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);
🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);
🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);
⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);
🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less money = more problems?);
🗳️ Dave's political aspirations revealed (is the world ready?);
💡 Light bulb conspiracy theories (the chu chuts are NOT aligned with the shaws!);
🤠 Bayou hospitality ;
🥩 Texas Roadhouse unannounced specials;
📺 Magnum PI's resurrection (because apparently we've run out of ideas);
🦅 Bird nerds unite! (D&J drop some feathered knowledge);

Plus more random tangents, questionable life choices, and whatever else fell out of our brains this week!

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light = societal collapse • The DMV eye exam that determines your fate • Plus more random thoughts that keep us up at night.

Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵‍♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being surrounded by people who remember when electricity was invented; Rick Springfield as a DJ = pure cringe content (someone please make it stop); Pro tip: At 90, you've earned the right to hide your favorite bingo cards and we'll pretend we didn't see it 🎱; and more.

So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!; Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - The No Kings rallies...congrats, mission accomplished - we still don't have a king; Drunk, old white people will dance to anything, especially ABBA; The history of prostitution - maybe not the best topic for the family vaca; Congrats LSU Baseball; Haha, I graduated thanks to Chat GPT; and more.

Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's another thing to keep it in a South Louisiana attic; SMU - the OG NIL school; Why Juan didn't pop in on Dave while they were both in Thibodaux at the same time; Bruh it's hot!; Can we just get rid of toll roads?; When you're job is to teach about dishonesty, does being dishonest count as just another part of the job?; and more.

may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy", recapturing all the escapees, too hard; Heck yeah I'll take the mini van; and more.

What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; Coach O goes to the Supreme Court; Neighborhood traffic accidents; Old guy fashion tips; At this age, the level of pain is all relative; and more.

The indestructible, blow-up bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day; Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kentucky Derby?; Chugging a bad tasting cocktail may not be the wisest choice; Is it wrong to ask another guy how long it took to grow his mane of hair?; There was a time when everybody had jumper cables; The test drive - personal errand combo; Juan mixes up the Ford Pinto and Maverick; Spinning the ugly response at work; and more.