Episodes

  • Meghan McCain Victimized By The White Lotus

    Meghan McCain Victimized By The White Lotus
    Apr 11 2025
    This week: Anderson Cooper got BRUTALLY WOKED Carrie Coon is actively mean to Meghan McCain and also Marvel THERE ARE NO DIRE WOLVES!!!!!!!!!! Bonus story: Maura’s Election Day reporting for Slate is finally out in the world. Give it a listen! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • HORRIFYING: Meghan Markle’s Evil Jam Scam

    HORRIFYING: Meghan Markle’s Evil Jam Scam
    Apr 4 2025
    LOWER THE COST OF JAM, YOU COWARDS This week: The jam heard ‘round the world sold out immediately. Bad? The little Constitutional loophole that’s not illegal or disingenuous if you believe in yourself Doing murder is really about the friends you make along the way Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    43 mins
  • The Fail Chooses Trump In The DOGE Divorce

    The Fail Chooses Trump In The DOGE Divorce
    Mar 28 2025
    This week: DOGE flops and the Fail admits it Gwyneth Paltrow’s fake beef with Meghan Markle RFK Jr. is taking your Skittles (not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • Meghan Markle’s Big Waffle Lie

    Meghan Markle’s Big Waffle Lie
    Mar 21 2025
    Fail o’ the Irish? This week: Meghan Markle’s haters point out a very minor detail about very festive waffles The astronauts “stranded” in space are home and not fighting secret health battles Gene Hackman chose Alzheimer’s and you can too Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • YUM: Jackie Kennedy’s Daily Endangered Caviar Potato

    YUM: Jackie Kennedy’s Daily Endangered Caviar Potato
    Mar 14 2025
    We love fails and potato skins. Fight us about it. This week: DOGE is not, in fact, giving us thousands of dollars Your dentist knows about your sex life and hates you for it Jackie Kennedy’s bonkers diet is not #goals Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show: Harmless Eye Candy Or Heathenous Soul Killer?

    Meghan Markle’s Netflix Show: Harmless Eye Candy Or Heathenous Soul Killer?
    Mar 7 2025
    Guess you could say Meghan has gotten herself in quite the jam. This week: The cinematic Luigi sex tapes are out there (maybe) A beat-for-beat hypothetical scenario of how a nuclear holocaust would definitely happen With loathe, Meghan Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    49 mins
  • Elon Musk, An Adult Man, Got Baby Trapped :(

    Elon Musk, An Adult Man, Got Baby Trapped :(
    Feb 28 2025
    Fail to the king. This week: An absolutely grisly account of Gene Hackman’s home, like 20 minutes after his death was announced Elon Musk is just a little guy who can’t help but impregnate people he meets online Honestly, we pray that Nostradamus was right Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    48 mins
  • Cynthia Erivo Doing Jesus Christ Superstar is Blasphemy, Actually

    Cynthia Erivo Doing Jesus Christ Superstar is Blasphemy, Actually
    Feb 21 2025
    So if you care to find us… look to the western fail. This week: Vaccine-hesitant distant relatives of J.D. Vance may, tragically, reap what they sow Cynthia Erivo may method-act herself into being a false prophet Meghan Markle is forced to rebrand her jam: jam! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Maura has a new hobby and now has to say: none of her comments should be construed as professional or legal advice, and her opinions do not reflect those of any institutions with which she’s affiliated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    41 mins