Episodes

  • It's so Over
    Dec 24 2024

    We had to make a special sad version of the intro for this one.

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    52 mins
  • Karl-Anthony Towns Returns to Target Center Tomorrow and We're Not Ready for It
    Dec 19 2024

    Section 238. Buy tickets and sit with us as we cry watching the "welcome back, KAT!" video at Target Center. We discuss the Wolves' 6-1 run, the return of their defense, the return of Karl, the return of Jaden, and how weird AD stans are. The audio might be like 33% wonky cuz, transparently, i had my mic turned down super low and i didn't catch it until it was too late which is why it sounds like a radio show that was super compressed into a podcast with a soft limit at -24 db, which is how i used to edit all the dave ryan show podcasts back in the day. that's too much info for you to know. i'm not even sure if that was the right call tbh. whatever. enjoy another rousing episode of crunch wears no pants.

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Timberwolves Finding Their Stride? PLUS the return of TIMBERTALES
    Dec 10 2024

    First off, the guys talk about the news of Jeremy Allen White being cast as Rotta the Hutt in the forthcoming Mandalorian and Grogu movie. Then they talk about the professional basketball team from Minnesota. And then they revive a classic CWNP bit, "Timbertales". S/o to two time panty nation member of the year runner up Greta Thun.

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • FUNCTIONAL MORON IS IN THE STUDIO
    Dec 4 2024

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT HIM. FUNCTIONAL MORON AKA CORY FROM WOLVES TWITTER AND WOLVES BLUESKY IS HERE TO HELP US SIFT THROUGH THE CHAOS OF THIS SEASON! HE'S SMART! HE'S INSIGHTFUL! HE'S FUN! AND WE APPRECIATE HIM!

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • The Vibes are: NOT GREAT
    Nov 27 2024

    it's been 9 days since we've gotten goosebumps.

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERYTIME + The "Julius or Randle" Draft
    Nov 21 2024

    Friends of the pod Falling Knife gave us some beverages to consume while talking about Julius Randle. You can imagine how this turned out. We also did the "Julius or Randle" draft where we draft five people with variations of the name "Julius" or "Randle" in honor of, you guessed it, Julius Randle.

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Britt Robson joins the show to discuss *that* tweet
    Nov 12 2024

    Last night, Britt Robson tweeted "Mike Conley's rep suddenly ain't what it used to be on that splayed airball cum assist arguing for a foui". Twitter lost their mind and we had to have him on the show to talk about it. We also talked about the (sad) early regression of Mike Conley, the new City Edition jerseys, the bench unit, and the Timberwolves' odd recent ability of proving the doubters wrong. Big love to Britt for coming on the show!!!

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Evaluating the early Season + Awarding "Naz Reid Games"
    Nov 7 2024

    Sure. Let's release an episode today. We discuss the early season woes and successes thusfar, as the Timberwolves show signs of course correcting after some clunky first few games. We also go around and award "Naz Reid games" to historical and fictional people who may deserve them but never got the chance to be awarded a Naz Reid game.

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    1 hr and 6 mins