Episodes

  • 63: Couch Kids in Space- The Movie
    Dec 23 2024

    More Couch Kids! More Goo! More… SPACE!? That’s right Couch Potatoes, it’s time to take this couch to the final frontier! Before this rocket ignites it’s imperative that you sit through your favorite hosts prep you with some impression antics, restaurant rampaging, and the latest from the Game Awards! BUT THEN you’re ready for take off as we explore a very special Question of the Week! We haven’t sold out just yet folks, so grab your popcorn and pop on this pod - it’s another Couch Kids episode ready to rock your world (and beyond)!

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 62: Imagine Deities
    Dec 16 2024

    Enter the religious cult of Couch-O! But beware Potato’s, your spuds will be tested! To be inducted you must first survive this week’s episode of The Couch Kids Podcast! So say salutations to your sanity as the boys tell a tale of the upmost cringe, argue amongst themselves over pizza politics, and divulge the deities of the Couch universe! Only the loyal and true will be elevated to sit on the throne of blue… cushions. (We’re still workshopping the scriptures)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 61: PokéPacks and Pizza!
    Dec 9 2024

    Hey, you rippin’ packs or packin’ pizza? We don’t mind, cuz we’re doing BOTH! So slap that play button like it’s a Pikachu Ex - it’s time for another episode of Couch Kids! This week Colton regales you with his disgusting eating habits and comic collection, while the boys divulge their dorky addiction and answer a plethora of Q’s from the Couch Community! So get ready to grip it (a pizza) and rip it (a Poké pack) it’s gonna get messy! (Because of the packs and pizza grease, there were no innuendos in this final statement…)

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Planes, Trains, and Arigatō’s
    Dec 2 2024

    Tickets please!

    All Couch Kids to board for a quick trip to Japan! Your usual tour guides, Ari, Andrew, and Colton, will take you from the hoppin’ streets of Tokyo to the beautiful mountains of Nagano and beyond! There’s plenty of songs to sing and tales to regale! But be warned, singing might attract Train Girl to your immediate vicinity. Regardless, this episode is sure to inspire the world traveler in you, so hang on tight and don’t lose that passport! (As there might be some mild turbulence!)

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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • 59: A Thanksgiving Mess
    Nov 25 2024

    Mic check: one.. two? Is this thing on? We’ll never know because Ari isn’t here to setup the audio equipment! But have no fear, this week on Couch Kids you’re gonna hear us loud and clear as the boys talk their latest Kingdom Hearts drunken bender, Colton’s decrepit pizza, Pokémon TCG Pocket, and Andrew follows up on his misadventures as BABY BOLT with BOLT MAN! So bolt up and brace for the thunder this is one podcast that is sure to shake the house!

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    53 mins
  • 58: Yan Yans and Grand Slams
    Nov 4 2024

    YAN you do the YAN YAN?? This week the boys recall Colton's yan yan antics at a wedding, Grimace's huge pull on the Mets RIP), and have a nice in depth business call with our boy Ronald McDonald! So lock in and suck the chocolates off those fingy's cause this week is a grrrraaaannnnd sllaaamm!!!! All hail Grimace.

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    58 mins
  • 57: Halloween Bolt-O-rama!
    Oct 28 2024

    Spooks n’ scares n’ jumps n’ frights! This week on the Couch Kids, come celebrate Halloween right! The boys are back behind the cameras and the costumes are better than ever (along with new set pieces)! But this pod isn’t just for show, this week we dive into some fun - discussing powerful puns, disgusting decorations, radical math rock, Octillery’s orifice, and WHOA lightning crashes through your screen A VERY SPECIAL GUEST MAKES AN APPEARANCE!? Ain’t no trick’s here, there’s all that and more to treat yourself to on your favorite weekly podcast! Happy Couch-O-Ween!

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    57 mins
  • 56: Mascot Matters feat Sammie
    Oct 14 2024

    OH YEAH Lightning Crackles are you feeling the jolt?! Because this week on The Couch Kids our crackling crew discovers the fascinating story of Boltman and his mascot compatriots, Sammie and Ari talk games, and a riveting Q of the Week tackles our latest micro-obsessions! So go grab your best bottle because this episode is lightning that you’ll want to catch! (Disclaimer: do not actually attempt to catch lightning or Joe Sparks Boltman in a glass bottle)

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    1 hr and 9 mins