Episodes

  • Green Starburst
    Feb 28 2022

    'It's like opening a pack of Starburst and finding out you've got the green one'


    In this pod, Jim and Jules take on the task of dissecting another topsy-turvy week for Tottenham. After finding out that Spurs can't do it on a cold, wet night in Burnley after all, they discuss fine margins, Conte's tantrums, and a much-improved performance at Leeds, which saw the back of Marcelo Bielsa. They also look ahead to this week's FA Cup game up at Middlesbrough.


    Substance and satire in your handy, weekly podcast. COYS!


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    47 mins
  • Citizen Kane
    Feb 23 2022

    WE ARE BACK!


    We actually have an episode to bring you this week as Tom, Ash and Jim could be arsed to record. Tom welcomes our Russian overlords, Ash talks about managing IBS and JIM makes sure that the lads actually talk about football after a magnificent Spurs performance away at the Etihad. Join us as we lavish praise on Kane and the squad as a whole and relish being another side's bogey team for once, with all the substance and satire you have come to expect from Cock & Ball.


    If you like what you hear, please rate, review and recommend. COYS




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    45 mins
  • Sliding Doors
    Feb 8 2022

    " I don't know what the Korean is for "meep meep" but my God he's quick"


    Hope is a fragile thing, but Jules and Fenn are full of beans after a classy 3-1 win over Brighton last weekend. Join the lads to answer only fun questions like is Kane back to his best, could Cuti be one of our greatest centre halves, and why is Bentacur already our alpha midfielder?


    The boys also predict a punchy FA Cup run, preview our two winnable league games (famous last words) and answer listener questions. That's right, there's more than one of you after all.


    Your favourite blend of satire, substance and slapstick. Share the pod and don't forget to rate and review. COME ON YOU SPURS!"


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    54 mins
  • BOGOF with Steve
    Feb 4 2022

    With special guest Steve from The Hot Spurs Podcast!


    Two podcasts in one, you lucky people! First, Ash and Jules are joined by the wonderful Steve to answer important Spurs questions such as Nando's or Bella Italia and Chick King or Sam's? Later they are once again joined by Cock and Ball's Serie A correspondent Chris, as the trio dissect the incomings and outgoing from January.


    If you enjoy the Pod, please review, recommend and subscribe. COYS!


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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • January Blues
    Jan 25 2022

    "Runs like an Emu with clubfoot"


    Late goals and sh*t shows; join Tom, Ash and Jules as they navigate the highs of the late, late show at the King Power Stadium and a fourth defeat of the season to our West London rivals at Stamford Bridge. Ash forgets to use words, Tom makes noises and Jules tells it how it is.


    Don't forget to like, review and recommend to all your COYS AF mates.


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    43 mins
  • Impotence
    Jan 14 2022

    "The only thing that's worked hard is his fork!"


    Ah Spurs; the things you do to us. Ash and Jules summon up their courage to wince their way through a bad week at White Hart Lane. A limp exit to the Cobham cretins, a stuttering win against Morecambe and our players looking as weak as our transfer business. Just as well there isn't anything significant on the horizon... apart from Eric Dier's booming podcast presence. 


    Join for our classic blend of Spursy satire, substance and self-loathing. We know you'd have it no other way. 


    COYS


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    41 mins
  • Adama Amoré
    Jan 4 2022

    ‘He’s Santa but he’s slimmed down and had a hair transplant’


    After a Christmas break, Tom, Jim and Jules are back to talk about Spurs’ games over the festive period. They look at whether the draw against Southampton should be a cause for concern, the late win over Watford, and come dangerously close to giving Harry Winks some credit. 


    Substance, satire and a bit of new year cheer.


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    57 mins
  • Possession Stats & Bounties
    Dec 22 2021

    "The cock had gone soft for a while. Then Conte came in and suddenly we've gone a bit hard, haven't we?"


    After a short hiatus from Spurs actually playing football, the boys are back this week to give you some much-needed analysis and festive cheer. Tom, Ash, Jim and Jules look back on Tottenham's 2-2 draw with Liverpool, ask whether Harry Winks can actually play football after all, and come up with as many Christmassy football puns as they can think of.


    It's your usual handy podcast, full of the substance you come for and the satire you stay for.


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    Merry Spursmas.


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    54 mins