Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

By: Laura von Holt Alex Gershuny
  • Summary

  • Welcome to Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast! Laura von Holt (Taurus) and Alex Gershuny (Scorpio), superfans of Susan Miller and longtime readers of Astrology Zone, share their (non-professional) thoughts on astrology and the woman, the mystic, the oracle herself: Susan Miller. Each month Laura and Alex will break down their Astrology Zone horoscopes and discuss why Susan Miller’s combination of exciting predictions and practical advice causes them to return to her site month after month.
    Copyright 2024 Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny
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Episodes
  • December 2024 Horoscopes: Astrological Emergencies??
    Dec 17 2024

    IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!!

    Despite multiple planets retrograding this December, Sagittarius should have a wonderful birthday month. They can even expect some international travel! Or at the very least, some international FedEx shipments.

    This month, the gals have embezzlement updates to share, as well as a hot take from a commenter on social media. And there’s a lot of information in Susan’s Note to her readers, including her holiday plans, recent illnesses, and descriptions of many upcoming appearances. If any listeners in New York belong to Zero Bond, please invite us to Susan’s event! Or if anyone attended her most recent Discord AMA and learned what an astrological emergency is, the gals would appreciate that information, as well.


    Then Laura and Alex break down the December horoscopes, beginning with this month’s birthday sign, Sagittarius. Unfortunately, both Mercury and Mars are retrograding this month, so be prepared for things to move slowly. Venus will retrograde, too, so don’t even think about getting Botox until that’s over. Next Laura shares that Taurus may have the opportunity to travel this month or perhaps to participate in the import/export of ideas! And Alex tells Scorpio that VIPs will notice their work this month, which could result in a promotion or bonus.


    Finally, the gals want to thank everyone for listening this year! See you in 2025!


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 09:38

    Embezzlement Update/Hot Take: 03:48

    Sagittarius: 24:30

    Taurus: 36:00

    Scorpio: 42:45


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    • Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
    • Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

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    55 mins
  • November 2024 Horoscopes: Big Guy Planets
    Nov 24 2024

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!!

    Enjoy November, Scorps! In a special twist, there are two full moons this month and Susan Miller believes that Scorpio will enjoy both of them.


    Laura kicks off this episode with a tale of finding treasure in the wild. In this case, the treasure is the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar and the wild is a boutique in Cold Spring, NY! The gals then have a discussion about Susan’s election-related content. Despite the fact that Susan tends not to make predictions about current events (and she made no exception for the election), there is plenty to chat about regardless.


    Next Laura and Alex recap Susan’s Note to her readers, in which Susan explains why the horoscopes were late: she went to China! Despite Susan explaining otherwise, the forecasts this month are a bit abbreviated, but that’s the trade-off for being introduced to Susan Miller Traveler. And while the trip did delay the horoscopes, there is, of course, more to the story, including a respiratory illness and even more stress related to her move.


    Alex then tells her fellow Scorpios what they can expect during their birthday month, such as money and the adoration of VIPs! The Scorps should also watch out for strange behavior from their partners, be they spouses, colleagues, or, as Laura surmises, Parcheesi partners. Laura then fills Taurus in on everything they need to know for November. They too must keep an eye on their partners and should consider doing their holiday shopping early to avoid complications caused by the many planets that are about to retrograde.


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 8:37

    Scorpio: 20:19

    Taurus: 32:50


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    • Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
    • Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

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    45 mins
  • October 2024 Horoscopes: A Planetary Food Fight
    Oct 15 2024

    HAPPY LIBRA SEASON!!!

    According to Susan Miller, October is going to be a great month for Libra. So get out there, rack up some achievements, and be a money magnet before a bunch of planets retrograde. For better or worse, the planets are planeting big time right now.

    The episode starts with a discussion of Wordle strategies and Laura’s recent travels. But there’s no time to waste on chit chat, because Susan has written yet another Note that details her move and all of her related feelings on the subject. Suffice it to say, Susan is struggling with the emotions that the move has brought up. However, she also tells us that there is asbestos in her apartment, so a temporary relocation may not be the worst thing, especially considering Susan’s fragile health.


    Next up, Laura and Alex recap the horoscopes. A golden triangle appears in the first half of this month and its position in Libra’s chart could mean career advancement. But watch out for planetary food fights! Laura then explains to Taurus that the October full moon may bring out secrets. Taureans must also pay attention to their physical health this month and potentially begin psychotherapy. Finally, Alex recaps the Scorpio forecast and shares the very important message from Susan that October 2024 is going to be a cutthroat year for Halloween costume competitions. So if you’re attending a party, Scorps, step up your game!


    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:


    Note from Susan Miller: 6:30

    Libra: 13:33

    Taurus: 24:30

    Scorpio: 32:50


    Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller’s Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.


    Links:


    • Read each episode’s transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.com
    • Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

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    47 mins

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