On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, Chloe and I recap our chaotic Easter and 420 festivities, including the unhinged moment a man screamed at me in UPS (because of course he did). We get into our current weight loss mindsets and the emotional rollercoaster of wedding planning—spoiler: registries are a scam. Then we spiral into conspiracy territory: Did the Pope’s death open an alien portal? Why are celebs suddenly obsessed with UFOs? And what is the Vatican really hiding? We also break down the latest drama from Summer House and The Valley, because nothing says Sunday scaries like watching toxic couples fight on TV. Reality shows may be fake, but the emotional damage is real.

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A Little Timeline for Your Short Attention Span

(00:00) Celebrating Earth Day and 420

(02:05) Weekend Updates and UPS Drama

(06:02) Easter Celebrations and Adulting

(10:00) Weight Loss Journeys and Body Positivity

(12:00) Wedding Planning Woes

(12:59) Conspiracy Theories and the Pope

(20:00) Aliens, Portals, and Celebrity Hijinks

(21:41) Alien Enthusiasts and Celebrity Sightings

(26:46) Summer Prep and Cart Confessions

(33:51) Wedding Registries and Adulting Essentials

(40:10) Sweaty Girl Summer Essentials

(41:04) Nostalgic Hair Trends and Claw Clips

(44:18) Beauty Products and Recession Indicators

(45:27) Reality TV Updates: The Bachelor Universe

(49:39) The Valley Recap: Relationships and Drama

(56:44) Generational Changes in Family Planning